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NotFromHere 09-13-2006 08:25 PM
Hey I'm back
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You say the word, and I can have McNabb's or TO's legs broken. Or the NFC East player of your choice. Monkeys are freakishly strong, you know.
Yes. Please have TO's legs broken. I'll give you $5 if you throw in Kurt Warner.

Flinty_McFlint 09-13-2006 08:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes. Please have TO's legs broken. I'll give you $5 if you throw in Kurt Warner.
He can break hisself.

ltl/fb 09-13-2006 08:32 PM
Plan for the evening
 
Incorporating everyone's suggestions (including via IM) I need to: eat some bananas, hold a warm compress on my eye and then get a massage that begins with the affected portion of the relevant eye and culminates in more-than-double-digit* orgasms, reciprocate with a blow job, and then sleep for 9 or so hours.

NotFromHere 09-13-2006 08:34 PM
Plan for the evening
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Incorporating everyone's suggestions (including via IM) I need to: eat some bananas, hold a warm compress on my eye and then get a massage that begins with the affected portion of the relevant eye and culminates in more-than-double-digit* orgasms, reciprocate with a blow job, and then sleep for 9 or so hours.
You forgot the alcohol. Never forget the alcohol.
Try a nice Pinot Gris tonight. Refreshing.

Tyrone Slothrop 09-13-2006 08:35 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
How much is he paying you?
Not enough, I tell you what.

ltl/fb 09-13-2006 08:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
You forgot the alcohol. Never forget the alcohol.
Motherfucker. That should come after the BJ. Maybe a glass or two of wine with the bananas.

Shape Shifter 09-13-2006 08:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
more-than-double-digit* orgasms,
I still don't get this phase. Does it mean "at least 3 fingers"?

ltl/fb 09-13-2006 08:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I still don't get this phase. Does it mean "at least 3 fingers"?
Dammit. The asterisk was supposed to mention that I suddenly became confused about that. I had thought it referred to number of orgasms but the 20th time I read it, I thought, fuck, maybe it's about # of fingers.

5-fingers-per-handist fucks.

NotFromHere 09-13-2006 08:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Motherfucker. That should come after the BJ. Maybe a glass or two of wine with the bananas.
A couple of glasses before the BJ may unclench your jaw a bit. If that helps. And don't forget the wine after the BJ. To kind of cleanse the pallat, so to speak.

Flinty_McFlint 09-13-2006 08:53 PM
Plan for the evening
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Dammit. The asterisk was supposed to mention that I suddenly became confused about that. I had thought it referred to number of orgasms but the 20th time I read it, I thought, fuck, maybe it's about # of fingers.

5-fingers-per-handist fucks.
More alcohol = more digits.

Cheers!

Hank Chinaski 09-13-2006 08:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
More alcohol = more digits.

Cheers!
but the digitd get flacid:(

robustpuppy 09-13-2006 09:09 PM
Hey I'm back
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I invented taking a liking to NFH lately. Bitch.
You're my favorite.

ltl/fb 09-13-2006 09:10 PM
Plan for the evening
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
More alcohol = more digits.

Cheers!
Not for me.

Wait, you grow extra fingers when you drink? Weird.

Flinty_McFlint 09-13-2006 09:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You're my favorite.
I'm told that you are "Hubba Hubba," so you are my favorite too.

robustpuppy 09-13-2006 09:11 PM
Welll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I might be going over to the WGA library tomorrow. If I do, I'll see if they have it. But I don't think you can photocopy.
Have you ever heard of a pen? I only need the speech that leads to her victory.

Some monkey fucking scribe you are.

(Some monkey-fucking scribe you are.
Some monkey fucking, scribe you are?)


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