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You know what the issue at hand is Biggie Smalls is your gratitious use of cruelty.

And the fact that it pisses me off that you have used your influence on the board to slander me on the board. that is bs. Not that I give two flying fucks that someone who isn't my type [my type is tall and athletic and all american looking or ethnic Italian or Irish] thinks I am a dog or not. People in okechobee can't verify if i am hot and it doesn't matter. that is not how I define myself. I think I'm an attractive woman and that at the end of the day fwiw is what matters.

and that I put myself out there and you totally treated me shabbily sorry. maybe I am sheltered. my husband and all the people at work kiss my ass. you're rough, dude.

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Only if she adds "Is it in yet?"**



**Flinty asked me to post this for him.

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He wasn't cruel to you. Unless it's like that torts thing where if you toss a supersoft pillow at someone, and it hits the person's shoulder, and the shoulder breaks because of some obscure bone disorder, you could be liable for the injuries resulting from the assault even though it wouldn't have injured the average person.

I think in the textbook case, it was a skull.

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Calling me the notorious fat is cruel. he's an asshole man

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The conversation goes like this:

Female: I can't wait until you are inside me . . .
Male: I am! Can't you feel it??? Am I too small for you?????!!!!!????!!!
Female: [pause] No, no, it's fine. I mean, it's great! I love it.

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You really are mean. I'm calling you the queen bee from here on out.

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Once in awhile my wife asks if she looks good in an outfit that she is thinking of wearing that night. I dread this.

If I don't like the way she looks in something, I'm honest but gentle and positive. So, I don't say "ew" or "no" or "you look like a fat stumpy Asian chick with floppy tits." I say something like "why don't you were ..... instead -- that'd look really good." And that's fine with her.

The part I dread is when I say she does look good. Because inevitably she thinks I'm being "nice" (i.e., lying), or maybe she only asked my opinion because she already had doubts. And this leads to endless outfit changes, would this look better, how about that....

This is as high-maintenance as she gets, which is basically nothing. But still -- don't ask me if you don't really care about the answer.

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That is uncanny. I was going to post the same exact thing about you, but it was a "he" and there was more crying. I am a stickler for details.

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I haven't seen Bull Durham, and I've never been involved in this conversation. What can I say?

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this is what I mean. Sidd is across the country, with no way to verify if I am butt, but still takes pot shots.

TM is mean.

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Et tu fringus? Et tu?

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Yes, but he only called you that after two days of you berating him for being a liar, dishonest, a borderline-rapist, a pig, supposedly ripping on RP, etc.* What the hell did you expect? If you were re-lent-less enough he would start kissing your ass like hubby and co-workers and say you were pretty?





*And 10 minutes late. Lest we forget.

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Well then how would you know it's only hurtful when she also asks if it's in? I think you protest too much, stubby.

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He's mad because I basically exposed him as the jerk off he is. I only told what he did. that is all.

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OK, I am back to thinking you are a sock and that TM is participating in an elaborate farce to generate lots of posts so that we hit 5k while Penske's on vacation.

Or, just because that's the kind of thing he's into.

ETA I think this is a paigow/TM joint venture. And that's all I have to say.*

*in a rhetorical sense, not actually.