Funny story from the WSOP (spoiler)
 

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Apparently, almost two hours into today's round, one of the final 32 contestants (#5 in chips at the start of the day) has yet to show up, and supposedly is asleep in his room at the Bellagio. They are currently anteing him for each hand in his absence. Each time around the table is costing him $51,000 in chips. He started the session with $1.3 million, but it's starting to bleed away.

Hard to believe.

Location in Dallas
 

What on earth are you talking about. Anal sex doesn't even devirginize a person.

Location in Dallas
 

When I was in LS, a good friend confided in me that his then GF LOVED butt sex, couldn't get enough of it. At the time, he said that the only reason he was with her was because she was hot and because of the copious butt sex.

Well, they are now married, which makes seeing them a bit weird, as I am constantly reminded about how my friend raved about ass-fucking his now wife. Weird.

Location in Dallas
 

I call it "fishing for someone else to pass the ass hat to". Sorry, I aint playing.

Location in Dallas
 

No, single. And once was enough.

Location in Dallas
 

Thanks for blowing my cover.

Location in Dallas
 

I should have clarified that their affection for butt sex is not what made them slutty sluts . . . but they were the sluttiest of slutty sluts all the same.

AI Finale
 

Well, Paigow, there were definitely some miss-able parts of the finale last night, like when they kept flashing to crowds amassed in North Carolina (with Clay Aiken) and Georgia (with Kimberly Caldwell), but there were some good performances as well.

On an outdoor stage, there were performances by Latoya (good), George (good) and Jasmine (awful!). Inside, I got my wish to hear Diana next to Kelly Clarkson during the opening medley, which also included Ruben (sounding great) and Fantasia. And yes, it made Diana sound just as bad as I knew it would.

The other big medley featured all 12 finalists (including those who apparently won't be on the tour, Leah "Labelle" and Matt Rogers), dressed in yellow and white, paying tribute to all the guest judges. This medley gave too much solo time to Leah and Camille and not enough to Jennifer, George, Latoya and Jon Peter.

There were also a couple solos each by Diana and Fantasia. Diana did the Tamyra-Gray-penned AI single, and Fantasia did another song (I wasn't listening closely--maybe the B side for the single?), and then the single after they announced her as the winner.

Speaking of Tamyra Gray, she opened the show with an a capella rendition of The Star-Spangled Banner, and she SUCKED. I've never heard her sound so bad. She (unintentionally) changed keys twice during the first line of the song, often sounded quavery, and was completely off on the last note (which she unsuccessfully tried to mask with a big gospel melisma and scream). Yikes!

And Justin Guarini was nowhere in evidence, so you don't need to worry about him popping up and giving you a fright.

tm

AI Finale
 

What does this have to do with anal sex?

AI Finale
 

Medley is to AI as Blank is to Survivor?








Blank equals the montage scene in the Walk of Torches Past at the end of the show. Who can ever foreget Johnny Fairplay saying "sweet ass"?

AI Finale
 

Way to kill the board, assfuck.

AI Finale
 

Personally, I was just out looking for an ass to fuck before it became paigow.

How can we be having this conversation without ThrashersFan to talk about not wanting to take it in the pooper? Oh the humanity!

http://205.214.94.186/forums/avatar....ne=1062183006p

This being my second reference to her recently, I will stop now.

AI Finale
 

I bet you are really happy with the way this sentence turned out.

If the ass you were able to fuck turned out to be paigow, would you fuck it anyway? If not, would it be becuase the ass was paigow or because ass fucking was paigow?

AI Finale
 

This sentence clearly states that Paigow=ass.

Sorry. I guess I'm an ass-fucking grammar timmy.

(Should there be a dash b/w "fucking" & "grammar"?)