LawTalkers - Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You can talk directly to me. I don't know what gives you the idea that I can only speak in absolute truths and that I have some kind of impossibly high standard that I apply to women other than Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansson. If someone I thought was generally unattractive asked me if they looked better in one outfit or the other, I could very easily tell them which one looked better on them, which one flatters what and so on. I can even tell if they look nicer one day than they have on other days. I've done it many many times.

In the example that won't die, that is not what was called for. And I think it is unbelievably stupid of you to continue to act like I only think supermodels are attractive, especially when so many of us critique actresses and models (male and female) on almost a daily basis. In addition, I have repeated myself, ad nauseum, w/r/t my theory on ratios. But since you can't hear it, I will fill you in again. A good ratio, even on women who are not skinny, is very attractive. A ratio of 1:1 or worse on a significantly overweight person is not attractive to me. Tough shit. If that's how you look, don't volunteer to be rated.

TM

Touchy, touchy. It was a JOKE.

As to your point about asking to be rated, I have said, though maybe not actually posted, I would never, ever volunteer to be rated. EVER. I know it would totally fuck with my head.

patentparanyc

08-24-2006 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Touchy, touchy. It was a JOKE.

As to your point about asking to be rated, I have said, though maybe not actually posted, I would never, ever volunteer to be rated. EVER. I know it would totally fuck with my head.

gee and you wonder why I was batshit for like 2 days.

I'm fine now, lots of good coffee and ass kissing and I'm like a new dewey flower.

ltl/fb

08-24-2006 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I am not stubby. Many women have told me that my penis is quite large, and thick.

Maybe we should meet for a drink and you can check and report to the Board.

Can you IMAGINE the fallout? It's not like we get along at all.

Also see above, in the event you took my checking/reporting as authorization to rate me. I don't think my EAP benefits comprehensive enough.

ltl/fb

08-24-2006 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
gee and you wonder why I was batshit for like 2 days.

I'm fine now, lots of good coffee and ass kissing and I'm like a new dewey flower.

You asked. I would never ask. Because I'm not a fucking moron. I just wish you had been batshit enough to be catatonic and/or institutionalized.

patentparanyc

08-24-2006 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You asked. I would never ask. Because I'm not a fucking moron. I just wish you had been batshit enough to be catatonic and/or institutionalized.

I told u I'm sheltered. I am an old married fart surrounded by people who give me attention. i'm not used to such treatment. so I was stoopid.

Sidd Finch

08-24-2006 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You asked. I would never ask. Because I'm not a fucking moron. I just wish you had been batshit enough to be catatonic and/or institutionalized.

It's really hard to understand why we don't get along.

(But I do remember the cause of our falling out, and if you want to apologize for being so irrational I'm willing to accept.)

sebastian_dangerfield

08-24-2006 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I categorically disagree with everything you have just posted.

Your position is that Spanky's wrong about women being more fragile than men. I agree with you.

taxwonk

08-24-2006 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
Okay - you, me, Grand Central.

You haven't been here the last week, have you?

ltl/fb

08-24-2006 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It's really hard to understand why we don't get along.

(But I do remember the cause of our falling out, and if you want to apologize for being so irrational I'm willing to accept.)

I don't, and while it's entirely possible (even probable) that I was irrational, I don't think I'm sorry.

I think it would have been a plus if she hadn't been able to post for more than 30 or 45 minutes after the meeting. I suppose a vacation to a remote tropical island could reach the desired result, rendering catatonia and institutionalization unnecessary.

Flinty_McFlint

08-24-2006 08:26 PM

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Anyone else sensing shades of Paris and Nicole here?

greatwhitenorthchick

08-24-2006 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your position is that Spanky's wrong about women being more fragile than men. I agree with you.

Well, actually, no. I just wanted to say "I categorically disagree."

And I think that women may be more sensitive than men to certain things in some ways, although I hate to generalize and I think that it is a result of social conditioning, not inborn in gender. But I think that dishonesty across the board just leads to messiness, as Sidd ably presented.

And now that Spanky has clarified his point, I am not sure that I would so categorically disagree. But I would disagree in part, for sure.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-24-2006 08:27 PM

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Never take a video of yourself having sex.

Even if it's with someone else.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-24-2006 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Well, actually, no. I just wanted to say "I categorically disagree."

And I think that women may be more sensitive than men in some ways, although I hate to generalize and I think that it is a result of social conditioning, not inborn in gender. But I think that dishonesty across the board just leads to messiness, as Sidd ably presented.

And now that Spanky has clarified his point, I am not sure that I would so categorically disagree. But I would disagree in part, for sure.

I'm done offering your opinions.

patentparanyc

08-24-2006 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Well, actually, no. I just wanted to say "I categorically disagree."

And I think that women may be more sensitive than men to certain things in some ways, although I hate to generalize and I think that it is a result of social conditioning, not inborn in gender. But I think that dishonesty across the board just leads to messiness, as Sidd ably presented.

And now that Spanky has clarified his point, I am not sure that I would so categorically disagree. But I would disagree in part, for sure.

FWIW, I think I did a good job of defending myself. he certainly didn't come out smelling like a rose. That looked bad man.

ltl/fb

08-24-2006 08:30 PM

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