Not letting the door hit him in the ass
 

I'm pretty sure this guy isn't a regular FB poster.
So many of the people who post here say hurtful things seemingly just to do so- i think some have real self-confidence problems. Others seem to be so controlling, like they need to be in charge and keep order in this forum- i think some are shorter than they claim to be.

I come here to get bonus info, but I do see the above behaviors in many of you.

Consequences
 

Stories like this make EVERYONE feel better. I can't imagine doing this. How awful.

AI Finale
 

Kenyanthropus platyops called. He wants his cranial capacity back.



Hank Chinaski!
retreading Politics posts one at a time! SM

Location in Dallas
 

Dammit. Now I have to change my location, Wonk. Way to fucking go.

Raccoon update
 

The horrific wailing was so disturbing last night that the woman next door called 911. They figured out it was a raccoon and the 911 people had animal control call her in the middle of the night. Animal control's attitude was "If you have a problem with a raccoon, then you are going to have to trap it and deal with it yourself."

Consequences
 

As if you haven't done worse.

Location in Dallas
 

You wish, buddy.

Don't make me go digging up posts on that site which shall not be named. If anyone has a claim to the title of "Anal Fetish Convo Starter" it's DS/BRC, followed closely by me.

I will give you credit for bringing "slot C" to the board, however. That was a pretty good thread you started.

:cheers:

Raccoon update
 

Give her my number. Tell her my racoon exterminating services are availble for a reasonable fee. Also tell her it helps if she has a cat.

Game 2 haiku
 

Ouch. Bolts bitch-slap Flames
still, a road split is Not Bad
Betty Windsor smiles

Location in Dallassfucking
 

I know, I know. It was an idle claim. Isn't everything that starts "I invented..."?

Also, I can't take credit for starting the Slot C discussion. I may, in fact, have popularized it by talking about the assfucking demands of my then-girlfriend. But some other cat or bird started it in a Kobe Bryant discussion...

Not letting the door hit him in the ass
 

I think some of the women are fatter than they claim to be.

AI Finale
 

I don't HAVE to accept fat people. I just need to let them keep their job.

AI Finale
 

Actually in San Fran you have to hire them for jobs they are physically incapable of performing.

Me, I just like the nudity and the fucking.
 

Man, I was looking back at the few days after the Slot C discussion, and I love my material back then. Good stuff! I'll have to take my secretary out to lunch again and butter her up for a summer of quality FB posting.

In other news, BB5 and AR3(?) debut together July 6. Fuck, that is a long time. I may need to get HDTV before that.

Board Breaking 5
 

Does it count as breaking the board if it's the middle of the night? I kept checking back diligently for you fuckers to keep me company. Geez, kids today. Get to work!