Car Board
 

C'mon, you only have one kid, go for the 9-3 Aero convertible. tied for best Saab I have ever had with my old 86 SPG (str8outtatrollhatten!).

Deadwood parody
 

I welcome you back! You are tied for being the #1 contributor there!

Car Board
 

One kid, yes.

Two giant dogs. And the likelihood of adding a couple more to the pack in the future.

Station wagon for me.

Completely unrelated
 

Not me, this time.


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Car Board
 

Fair enough, the dogs don't come in the convertible. They'd ruin the leather.

An Observation
 

That's a new twist on the old "wanna buy some naked pictures of your wife?" joke.

Deadwood parody
 

I think he can too. Proof? He has been able to give Shape Shifter feedback of when he thinks a SS post is good for SS compared to the average SS post.

Deadwood parody
 

and for those of you new to reading Spanky posts, recognize that if you can't say at least this in response to almost every spanky post you may need help.

Deadwood parody
 

I was only in LA for a week, and looking to break into the industry- I only knew a few people and my ex-aunt is like 55 or something.:confused:

Deadwood parody
 

Hate to say I told you so, but I remember when you bought it. I'm like "T. sure lightweight is nice, but really with the hard use you're going to give that thing you should get the industrial strength model."

Deadwood parody
 

when it's up would you at least be honest enough to make me top 4? bitch sooooo crushes me- and soooo denies it.

Deadwood parody
 

I wouldn't have considered it rude, but then I have an off kilter sense of humor and have been actually reading the boards (instead of just posting on them) for the last six years. I can't imagine sex, prostitution, drugs or a combination of the same not coming up at an IRL GA meeting.

I'd give an example involving speaker wire, but what happened at ACL stays at ACL.

Deadwood parody
 

I think all kidding aside, it was a little off for having met with me the first time.

And fwiw, we've never been best fb buds he's always found me ingratiatingly annoying for years. so no suprise there.

Deadwood parody
 

When you stop replying to your own posts 2-3 times consecutively with posts about how mean you think he is and how great you have come off here through all this horrible adversity, I'll start to believe you.

Wow, that sentence went for a long time before I got to a comma.

Deadwood parody
 

You're talking to the wrong person. I've met literally over a hundred people from the internet, all of them at some point or another for the first time. Some I've slept with, some I've immediately started partying with, some I've hung out at the bar with and gotten hammered with, some I've taken home to meet my dogs, some I met by the pool at a hotel in Vegas, some I've gotten sunburned at outdoor concerts with, one I hopped in a car with and went on a 300 mile epic journey, and very few I've dismissed nearly immediately. Generally, in that first meeting, we talk about the stuff we talk about on whatever board we post at. In pretty much all the boards I post at sex, drugs, food, politics, music, and gossip pretty much dominate the conversation.

If any single one of the people I've met, including the creepy kissy hand guy from my Buffy board who I avoid like the plague, had made a joke like that one, I would have laughed and probably made some sort of self-depreciating comment about how many blow jobs I'd have to give in order to afford the bag.