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sebastian_dangerfield 01-27-2004 05:45 PM
Sentimental Sebby
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
This is the most sentimental thing you've ever written here.


I'm betting on Sebby turning into the ultimate softy dad. By the time the first one is in t-ball, soccer or mini-mites hockey, he'll be at every practice and game.
If my daughter becomes a HS cheerleader, I'll be at every practice.

"You need a rub down for your calves... here, let me get the liquid heat..."

EDITED TO SAY - I do not plan to engage in incest. I meant I'd be rubbing down other people's daughters.

dc_chef 01-27-2004 05:47 PM
Sentimental Sebby
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If my daughter becomes a HS cheerleader, I'll be at every practice.

"You need a rub down for your calves... here, let me get the liquid heat..."

EDITED TO SAY - I do not plan to engage in incest. I meant I'd be rubbing down other people's daughters.
You ever wonder if your friends who plan on having kids/who have daughters think to themselves that they'll have to end their friendship with you, once their daughters reach puberty?

NotFromHere 01-27-2004 05:48 PM
Super Bowl Pool
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I feel bad for him, because he went and got his ears pierced to hold corks, apparently before learning his true lizard calling...
Don't feel so bad. In true lizard fashion, once he's realized that he forgot the chest hair, he will ultimately realize that he'll have to amputate those things on the side of his head. Unless I missed something in the lizardman comics - I'm pretty sure he'll have to do without ears.

bilmore 01-27-2004 05:49 PM
Sentimental Sebby
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dc_chef
You ever wonder if your friends who plan on having kids/who have daughters think to themselves that they'll have to end their friendship with you, once their daughters reach puberty?
If they follow Sebby's model, they'll be whispering to him that Bob Marley gets her horny.

bilmore 01-27-2004 05:51 PM
Super Bowl Pool
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Don't feel so bad. In true lizard fashion, once he's realized that he forgot the chest hair, he will ultimately realize that he'll have to amputate those things on the side of his head. Unless I missed something in the lizardman comics - I'm pretty sure he'll have to do without ears.
Wait until he figures out that lizards don't have external genetalia. Ouch.

Fugee 01-27-2004 05:55 PM
The Kid Debate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
The whole "when i got married, I knew I didn't want children, and now I know the opposite" thing is, in a word, bullshit. Adults don't pull 180 degree turns about their most fundamental beliefs of who they are. At least, not without major life-altering experiences.
I don't think this is universally true. My sister adamently didn't want children and steadfastly maintained that position through several years of marriage despite much family pressure from the Fugee Mom (the BIL was apparently OK either way). Then she changed her mind, had a baby and discovered she loved being a mom.

I don't think it is a matter of pulling a sudden 180; more like a serious of 10-20 degree course alterations as one matures and/or has smaller life experiences along the way.

Edited to add that I should have read ahead before posting. Others (including Sebby!) said it better.

NotFromHere 01-27-2004 05:55 PM
Super Bowl Pool
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Wait until he figures out that lizards don't have external genetalia. Ouch.
Which won't matter when he figures out that he's never going to have sex again anyway.

evenodds 01-27-2004 05:58 PM
Super Bowl Pool
 
Why has no one mentioned the RIDGES he had implanted in his head?

Seriously, what doctor justified that surgery?

dtb 01-27-2004 05:59 PM
Double Standard
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So its Ok for your horned up son to fuck someone else's daughter, but your daughter must guard "the v" with her life?
Uh... you won't catch me defending this logic, but yes. That's it in a nutshell. (My husband is really progressive in his thinking...)

dc_chef 01-27-2004 06:00 PM
Sentimental Sebby
 
Edited to say: Don't hit the back button when you've posted recently.

Hank Chinaski 01-27-2004 06:01 PM
Super Bowl Pool
 
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Why has no one mentioned the RIDGES he had implanted in his head?

Seriously, what doctor justified that surgery?
My mom always told me my prominent brow was manly, and attractive. are you saying there are limits?

sebastian_dangerfield 01-27-2004 06:02 PM
Sentimental Sebby
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dc_chef
You ever wonder if your friends who plan on having kids/who have daughters think to themselves that they'll have to end their friendship with you, once their daughters reach puberty?
I assume every man realizes that when other men see his 16 year old daughter in a cheerleader uniform, they are thinking some naughty thoughts.

Hey, I'd much rather have my frineds drool at my daughter than have ignore her or say "How's your daughter who's into computers getting along?"

NotFromHere 01-27-2004 06:02 PM
Super Bowl Pool
 
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Why has no one mentioned the RIDGES he had implanted in his head?

Seriously, what doctor justified that surgery?
Probably the guy in the office next to the dentist who filed his teeth into Twisted Sister points.
I don't know where he lives, but once you cross over the border (south), you can find a doctor to do pretty much anything.
The better question is, where does he work that allows this and pays him enough to do this to himself? I think that even a tatoo artist can be too scary.

Shape Shifter 01-27-2004 06:03 PM
Sentimental Sebby
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I assume every man realizes that when other men see his 16 year old daughter in a cheerleader uniform, they are thinking some naughty thoughts.

Hey, I'd much rather have my frineds drool at my daughter than have ignore her or say "How's your daughter who's into computers getting along?"
Your life is moving from American Psycho to American Beauty.

sebastian_dangerfield 01-27-2004 06:03 PM
Double Standard
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Uh... you won't catch me defending this logic, but yes. That's it in a nutshell. (My husband is really progressive in his thinking...)
Rather sexist and discriminatory, don't you think?


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