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She is a moron to think that I would talk to her any differently than I post. She is a moron to think that I wouldn't be honest about her looks after repeatedly saying I would be honest about her looks. She is a moron for thinking she is attractive when she is not. She is a moron for saying I was very nice and very handsome and then trying her damndest to take it back after she didn't like what I had to say. She is a moron in every possible way one can be a moron. Don't waste your breath on her. TM |
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And you are a moron. For thinking you are cool when you are not and for having an overinflated sense of self. Not in the way that you accuse me of, but calibrated differently. After the sort of humilating experience, it hasn't affected how I percieve myself. I perceive myself as attractive yet a work in progress. Really that's arrogant to try to take that away from me. And JUST SO YOU KNOW. I said the nice and handsome part to be obsequious. AoN, I do feel attractive today. Fall is almost here and the fall colors are with it.... Besides this wack assed tornado warning I'm trying to not fall asleep. Also, one of the secretaries who I am buddies with said I look sexy today so there. :P |
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Calvin and Hobbes
Was someone here lamenting that the complete Calvin and Hobbes was a limited edition that's since sold out?
If so, Amazon is offering it again. link If not, scroll on by. |
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"Grandmother's Song" by Steve Martin Be courteous, kind and forgiving Be gentle and peaceful each day Be warm and human and grateful Have a good thing to say Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike Be witty and happy and wise Be honest and love all your neighbors Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus Be dull and boring and omnipresent Criticize things you don't know about Be oblong and have your knees removed Be tasteless, rude and offensive Live in a swamp and be 3-dimensional Put a live chicken in your underwear Get all excited and go to a yawning festival |
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Thank you. I'm off to use the lawtalkers link. |
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Idiot non-tornado area dwellers. |
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Calvin and Hobbes
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enjoy it. |
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(Hi Burger!) |
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