Don't Be Heinous, Explore The
 

Two things:

1. Look at the picture more closely. Thats you wearing the pigtail wig.

2. What is double anal? I've consulted my Grey's Anatomy - its unpossible.

Y'all are on crack
 

Translation: Tossed Salad. Yummy, yummy.
Tossed Salad. Yummy, yummy.
yummy yummy yummy yummy tossed salad!

TM

Don't Be Heinous, Explore The
 

I would never try double anal. But if I did, it would be on alas.

About Last Night
 

You got. A song parody classic by Someone Far More Clever Than Me.

To be sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man":

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday.
Still slaving away at Paul Weiss.
There's an old brief sitting next to me-
I've already filed it twice.
Law, law law, diddy daw,
Law law law law law law.

The partner said, "Find me a precedent,
Though I'm not really sure of the cite.
It's in an F. Supp.-
Now, I've got to schtupp,
But you, you'll be working all night."

Find me a cite,
Your'e the lawyer guy.
It's the job of a new legal hack.
But you'll keep working for the law firm;
You're addicted to money like crack.

John passed the bar, he's a friend of mine.
Now he's doing time at Wachtell.
To bill enough hours, he works in the shower,
After dining on Aquafresh gel.
Law, law law, diddy daw,
Law law law law law law.

He said, "Bill, I believe this is killing me,"
As he slugged down some Pepto Bismol.
"My ulcer fell into my hernia
And my bladder has filled up with gall."
Law, law law, diddy daw,
Law law law law law law.

Paul is a real estate partner.
Who never had time for a wife.
And he's talking with Harvey,
who's still taking Bar/Bri-And probably will be for life.

And the secretary is practicing tae- kwon-do
With her legs way up high on the desk.
You ask her to jot down a letter,
But she hollers she's being oppressed.

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday.
The associates all file in.
'Cause they know that their job
is to cheat, steal, and rob,
And they'll be axed at the drop of a pin.
And the copier sounds like a carnival.
And your dictaphone smells like a beer.
We all take the bar but we never go far.
This is a bogus career.

Don't Be Heinous, Explore The
 

Well, I guess that's better than getting the truth all over AdL's back.

Y'all are on crack
 

I have just lost so much of the very little respect I had for you to begin with.

Why, Bilmore, why?

Y'all are on crack
 

Did you go see Cher also?

Brush with obscurity.
 

Which John Mahoney?

http://www.pitt.edu/~emergres/images/mahoney.jpg

http://discovernd.com/lr/images/57/r...ney-206419.jpg

http://www.asap.unimelb.edu.au/bspar...ifs/mahony.jpg

http://iprod.auc.dk/internet/i9-visi...honey-john.jpg

TM

Kobe
 

He's already joined. And I've already told you - it's not a cult, it's a collective. Get it straight.

About Last Night
 

Hell, I'm still looking forward to the day str8 "discovers" "this all-girl rock band named Sleater-Kinney"!

Brush with obscurity.
 

I was going to humor you, but after that Wiggles thing, I decided it didn't matter. But you sure play a mean pinball.

Brush with obscurity.
 

I was on a boat with JJ Walker once. Saw him quite a few times in elevators, at bars, in restayrants. In the gym, I wiped down a treadmill before giving it to him. It took all of my willpower not to say "Dynomite" on several occasions. He seemed like a really nice, friendly guy. And he's fucking huge. I figured he'd beat me stupid if I ran that line past him.

Brush with obscurity.
 

The one who sells life insurance.

Brush with obscurity.
 

Was Charo not on that week?

My best to Gopher, BTW...

Don't Be Heinous, Explore The
 

After the FB discussion of double anal, I became curious. I had seen pictures of the completed act, but I was unsure how the second insertion was accomplished. Someone suggested that maybe a double anal horn was used.

Being a creature of science, I bought a research dvd. In the particular instance I witnessed, the first penetration was done with the male lying on his back with the female on the male, her back to his chest. The second male then approached from above. No special equipment was used - he just kind of pushed it in.

While fascinating, I do not think that this is something I would choose to do personally. But if Anne keeps the shots coming, who knows?