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God, you do go on. What are you trying to say? That pre-1960 women married earlier and now there are a bunch of 38 year old single females that were somehow short-changed by the sexual revolution? If so, short-changed how? Because they're not married? Why is that bad?

If that's not your point, what is? And please, 25 words or less, man.

gift recs?
 

Guys like you are the reason I've been married, like, ten times.

gift recs?
 

Jeez, you must be old.

If you're not, try to leave some men for the hags.

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Perhaps, like me, he's just a bit sad about Patrick Roy possibly having played his last game.

Patty, we hardly knew ye. Snif.

gift recs?
 

She left, like nine, for chrissakes. The bitch only slightly used 'em. ;)

gift recs?
 

Yeah, we're pretty damned irresistable. But, you need to realize that you can't marry all of us.

Circumcision
 

Since we're discussing moistness (a word I truly hate because of the mouthfeel in saying it), here's good news about circumcision:

Circumcision Does Not Dull Sensitivity: Study

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Circumcised men appear to have the same degree of penis sensitivity as men who are uncircumcised, a new study suggests -- in a finding that will probably just add fuel to the fire of a controversial subject debated for years.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...sensitivity_dc

Now, I have never seen an uncircumcised man. Is it common?

gift recs?
 

OK, I'll make an exception just for you.:smack:

AM(what's so bad about serial monogamy?)M

Circumcision
 

I think we have had this discussion before. It is fairly common in Canada from what I can gather. Now I have never seen an uncircumcised American. that could be a whole new ball game.

Toward gender neutral cusswords
 

We now judge women over 40 on the same criteria that were traditionally applied only in their 20s. Women are becoming increasingly complicit in this.

Rehab news
 

Jack Osborne's gone for help:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/04/2...hab/index.html

Alcohol I can see, but over marijuana?

I'm hoping this means he'll never be seen again on TV. If there was ever a case of "would never, ever, ever be remotely famous or ever, ever, ever get to have sex without having to pay a huge amount of money for it if it weren't for his dad being famous" that boy is it.

gift recs?
 

If this one doesn't take, I'd think it might be time to cut bait.

Toward gender neutral cusswords
 

I was hoping for haiku.

Circumcision
 

Having done the research when various kids were born, I'll chime in. Throughout most of the world, circumcision (male) is rare. In the US, however, it was The Way for many years (due to some studies that showed a lessening of some infections, and also because it cut down on young-male masturbation), and at one point over 75% of male infants were trimmed. In the last twenty years, it is fading, (the infection studies turned out to be flawed, plus the feared infections are now easily treated and much rarer, plus they figured out that hardly anyone ever really went blind) and the current stats (as of a few years ago) show that about 40% of new boys get it done here.

Toward gender neutral cusswords
 

His point, though, was that, years ago, you would have hoped for haiku much earlier in life.