Bad cars
 

Renault Fuego.
Current Monte Carlo
Subaru SVX

Bad cars
 

My father drove a cricket for a few years back in the 70s.

http://www.colin99.co.uk/avenger_pics/redmodel.jpg

He totalled it in a parking lot going 5 mph.

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I like dick just fine. I simply prefer that he stay in his own pants and leave mine alone.

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I don't think she knows dick.

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I was going to say "If you were normal, you would be praying for dick to come out of his pants" but thought that might be offensive.

Bad cars
 

When Dad totalled his Cricket he went out and got himself a Spitfire.

http://www.ece.concordia.ca/~dave/images/spitfront.jpg

It's a great car when you have five kids. And a deathwish.

Dad had very bad judgment in automobiles.

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Its cool, just remember rule #1 of offensive jokes; always end with "just kidding some of my best friends _____."
here, "don't like dick."

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Until my boy Prongs plants a stick in his chops, that is...

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ltl, you could never be offensive.

As we all know, or at least as Santorum knows, I am not normal. Rather, I am a sick, perverted, deviant who engages in unholy and wanton activities with other women.



mmm wanton activities.

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Man-pleaser.

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Nah, I don't let them watch. I'm more of a man-teaser.

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I think the word you are looking for is cockteaser.

On a separate note, how annoying is the movie that is about stealing "the" answers to the SAT? Anyone know if they are actually dealing with the issue of there being like 10 different versions of the test?

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Without the actual teasing of course...

By the way, I watched that L Word show the other night so I can now relate.*

mmmm.... wanton activities. Indeed.



*This is a joke. There's really no way I can relate. Just trying to be like that doofus at your office...

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And I don't think anyone here had a problem with this as long as your avatar was a symbolic pink triangle making this clear to all. just go back to the book covers, and we'll be one happy family under a big rainbow tent.

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I understand sister, I most certainly do. I embrace and appreciate your efforts to understand the lesbian mind through television, and welcome you as an honorary lesbian. I have no doubt that you can truly and completely appreciate the trials and tribulations of the lesbian through modern media.

Did you like the L Word? It had very little sex this week. How distressing. Perhaps it will have more again next week. Otherwise what is the point of a show about lesbians? The nerve of some people.