LawTalkers - More pie

Originally posted by nononono
I actually don't subscribe to the theory that you must mention every variant of every joke everytime you come within 50 feet of it.

Does that keep it fresh for you? Because, it's all about keeping it fresh.

ltl/fb

09-14-2006 04:01 PM

Orangina

Quote:

Originally posted by nononono
Yes. Some convention. All weekend. Though not particularly religious or at all spiritual, he's in a "leadership role" and "must" attend. can't really argue, though I can quietly gripe.

Take the kid(s)? That would be very fetish-y.

bold_n_brazen

09-14-2006 04:02 PM

Hey I'm back

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Far be it from me to be a moniker timmy, and please don't take this as criticism because I think you have one of the best screen names ever, but is "dtb" still appropriate?

Sure.

Dressed to "Bum around the country endlessly with Bn'B".

ltl/fb

09-14-2006 04:03 PM

Orangina

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
From Future Lessons RT Has Learned So You Don't Have To:

1. Take off bra before applying hot glue.
2. Remember you've taken bra off before applying hot glue.
3. Stapling is not recommended.

TM

Lesson Fringey Has Learned So You Don't Have To:

Don't work out when one shoe makes the arch of your foot hurt when you stand on that foot. Even if you think you are just putting up with the pain and standing normally, you aren't. And your hip will hurt like hell all evening and then the next day (at least).

I then dropped one shoe into some kind of pit so I am forced to get new ones.

nononono

09-14-2006 04:04 PM

Orangina

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Take the kid(s)? That would be very fetish-y.

My older one's refusing to wear latex these days. Even in her favorite color.

Replaced_Texan

09-14-2006 04:05 PM

Ebay shows off people's weird habits (spree: ebay) 100 yards of ruffles seems excessive.

(eta: I think that Carmen Miranda may be out due to prior claim on the costume made by someone I'd be going tricking and treating with. And she has dancing boys on call willing to learn routines.

Wonder Woman is getting serious consideration, though I probably would stop eating entirely between now and Halloween and the cape would end up being a lot longer than canon would allow. I wonder if a half-Diana half-Wonder Woman look would work.... )

NotFromHere

09-14-2006 04:06 PM

Playing with Dinosaurs

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Lesson Fringey Has Learned So You Don't Have To:

Don't work out when one shoe makes the arch of your foot hurt when you stand on that foot. Even if you think you are just putting up with the pain and standing normally, you aren't. And your hip will hurt like hell all evening and then the next day (at least).

I then dropped one shoe into some kind of pit so I am forced to get new ones.

La Brea tar all over your shoe?

tmdiva

09-14-2006 04:07 PM

Orangina

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Scientologists?

Oh, by the way, during my interminable visit to CVS I glanced through the Vanity Fair with the pictures of Suri Cruise, and she really is a beautiful baby. Of all the photos that must have been taken during that shoot, I think the cover shot was a bit of an odd choice.

Speaking of scientology, no one ever answered the query the other day about the first half of Nip/Tuck. But I'm not sure there was anything revealed in the first half you wouldn't figure out from watching the second half.

And my Vanity Fair hasn't arrived yet <grumble grumble>, which I guess means someone at the Post Office was dying to see baby Suri.

tm

ltl/fb

09-14-2006 04:08 PM

Playing with Dinosaurs

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
La Brea tar all over your shoe?

Yes it was swallowed. Whole.

NotFromHere

09-14-2006 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Ebay shows off people's weird habits (spree: ebay) 100 yards of ruffles seems excessive.

She looks like a freaking Christmas tree. Maybe it was a December competition?

patentparanyc

09-14-2006 04:11 PM

Orangina

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Originally posted by tmdiva
Speaking of scientology, no one ever answered the query the other day about the first half of Nip/Tuck. But I'm not sure there was anything revealed in the first half you wouldn't figure out from watching the second half.

And my Vanity Fair hasn't arrived yet <grumble grumble>, which I guess means someone at the Post Office was dying to see baby Suri.

tm

Suri looks like someone slapped a toupee on that child. I have it here at my desk and each person that walks by says "what's up with the baby's hair??!!!"

NotFromHere

09-14-2006 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Ebay shows off people's weird habits (spree: ebay) 100 yards of ruffles seems excessive.

Wonder Woman is getting serious consideration, though I probably would stop eating entirely between now and Halloween and the cape would end up being a lot longer than canon would allow. I wonder if a half-Diana half-Wonder Woman look would work.... )

Or, carry a half-empty vodka bottle, leave one of your boobs out of a particularly baggy top and go as Blohan. Or Tara Reid - this would require a visible scar around the aereola (?sp).

Replaced_Texan

09-14-2006 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
She looks like a freaking Christmas tree. Maybe it was a December competition?

This woman also seems oddly proportioned. (spree: more fun with ebay)

NotFromHere

09-14-2006 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This woman also seems oddly proportioned. (spree: more fun with ebay)

Wow. Are those 4' legs? I think it's because her arms are so long - they reach to her knees. She'd look better as Bill Walton.

patentparanyc

09-14-2006 04:15 PM

No no no no

I think you have me all wrong. I still drink cosmos and I KNOW those are lame but don't care. My fun drink is what it is and I don't care how played out it is.

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