Fuck off
 

Cite, please, cite?

Fuck off
 

1 couple or 1 person?

Um, maybe dinner and a drink first, please.
 

Whiff!

The third rule of the Board is if you meet another board member IRL and someone yells 'stop', goes limp*, taps out, the deposition is over.

*apologies to Slave, but Paigow kissed and told.

Fuck off
 

Oh, this news is so fresh it's not on the internet yet. Sorry.

Sob stories
 

That kilt has "casual Friday" written all over it.

Fuck off
 

cite please

Fuck off
 

Reality News
 

Marilyn Manson to play Jesus in upcoming movie.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co..._1p.vsmall.jpg
Yep. Looks just like him.
The shock rocker — whose controversial lyrics and stage antics have made him the target of some Christian groups — is being tapped to play Christ in an upcoming film "Diamond Dead." It’s a dark comedy about a rock band that makes a deal with the devil and — according to an excerpt of the script posted on line — in the film, Jesus smokes pot.

And reports from Suicide Girls.com says that Courtney love is going to do a reality show. Can't imagine what it would be -she's already been on the Osbornes and sucked. Maybe they'll leave her on an island and she'll have to be the sole survivor. Maybe they'll follow her around in rehab while she smokes and flashes people. Nah. Been done. But I can't imagine a situation where her life would be the least bit interesting as a reality show.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4946313/

Reality News
 

Apparently this wasn't working out for him: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip...nson/onion.htm

I will be ready
 

I cannot tell a lie, apparently the fifth time was not the charm, you hackass piker.

On the other hand, not that certain people are Cialis-worthy, but today's depos are neverending.

Sox in the City
 

I have been a'wassailing from the lofts of the W to the underbelly of the Bowery with this young Slave fellow, and you sir, are not he.

You are a sham, sir. A ruse. A scam.

And I do not like the cut of your jib.

I may have to eat all of these socks
 

They are making me permanantly depressed.

Big Boobies
 

I was watching "Plastic Surgery: Before and After" last night and they had this woman on who had 38 III boobs. They were the boobs that ate new york city - the biggest boobs in the universe. She was kind of short so it looked like they literally hung down to her knees when she didn't have a bra on.

Now here is the interesting part. She was going to have a reduction because she had all kinds of health problems. The reason she had put it off for so long was that she was terrified of surgery. Her husband (they were kind of simple folk, and he was really really sweet, so don't get the wrong idea) said something like "to be honest, I'm against breast reductions in any circumstance. I'm a boob guy. But I've enjoyed them for 23 years, and she's in pain, so now it's her turn".

This is what baffled me. To me (and to my husband who clearly is a leg person because he apparently likes my little boobs), the 38III boobs were so big that they were not attractive. In fact, I found them kind of repulsive. They each had their own zip code - they were freakishly gigantic. And yet her husband liked them.

So - if you had a wife with 38 III boobs, would you secretly want her to keep them even though she was in pain? Or is there a point where they become so big that they are not attractive?

And btw, she went down to a 38EE, so it's not like she became flat-chested. They were still huge, even though the doctor removed 11 pounds of tits.

Big Boobies
 

Can we get a cite or example?

Big Boobies
 

Quite frankly, anything above D would likely be unattractive to me. I prefer the B+ to C range. Regardless, if they hurt my wife yet she felt a need to keep them to please me I'd enroll her in some self-worth counseling.