cheese
 

Wasn't he on the You Got Served episode of South Park?

Cheez Whiz
 

I am Camembert!

I ooze creamy, delicate tasting cheese. I am refined and graceful and very organized. I also have bad grammar. As a very insightful cheese, I like to ponder the meaning of life, like jesus double ass-fucking the baby jesus with Judas. I can't believe this shite site. Although I do note that it correctly notes that my genuine Camembert has "a delicate salty taste" and goes well St. Emilion. ABBA, when can you visit my couch? I'm all stored up.

Lyrics
 

"March of the Fuckheads". Now there's a song title.

Poker
 

Yes.

S
P
O
I
L
E
R

Somebody finally woke him up, but by the time he arrived he was already down more than $100,000 from missing hands. He later went out in 13th place, which still paid in the neighborhood of $375,000.

Final table play is just beginning, with a patent lawyer as the chip leader with over $8 million in chips...

Fromage
 

Don't hate the playa!!!!

Fromage
 

Damn, I thought it wuz Playa-Hata-Friday. My bad.

Why am I still at work? I guarantee that Anne Elk has passed out behind the jukebox after 17 appletinis. This suxor.

Fromage
 

Not quite. I got my second wind. Wanna go dancing?

For those as bored as I am
 

and you can't quite yet justify packing it up and going home.

Make a reasonable approximation of yourself in anime.

Me:
http://userpic.livejournal.com/15414277/529449

(note: you'll have to find a place to host the pic, because it only stays on the creator server for five minutes.)

For those as bored as I am
 

Me:

http://userpic.livejournal.com/15416334/3295245

Confidential to all
 

I know I don't say it often enough, so let me just take this opportunity to tell you, [your name here] that I love you man/woman/undecided. Peace.

Reverend Flinty Sweetness

For those as bored as I am
 

We seem to have the same hairdresser. I don't have anywhere to host the pic, so this will be my special Memorial Day commemorative avatar.

For those as bored as I am
 

Me:

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev...6320_776en.gif

I'm lovin this.
 

My hiatus lasted about 8 hours.

I still hate you all.

My avatar is scary-accurate, except, as my brother noted, why am I wearing a tux to a baseball game?

Oh yeah, and my eyes are a much darker shade of brown

For those as bored as I am
 

OMG, you do look just like Jennifer Aniston!

For those as bored as I am
 

Pretty cool.

http://www.compulink.co.uk/~mr-flibb...rn_history.gif