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Originally posted by barely_legal
I was afraid that this show would be so obvious and overblown that it wouldn't be funny. I was afraid that it would be so low-budget and tacky that it would serve only to highlight the downward spiral in the quality of reality television shows. I was afraid that if I watched it, I would get disgusted with how unoriginal the judges and "talent" were and curse the fact that I wasted precious tivo space on such a piece of trash. I was afraid that I wouldn't wet myself laughing at this show.

I was wrong. This is the best bad show ever.

Who the hell is your avatar? She looks like she was kicked in the face.

barely_legal

06-01-2004 10:42 AM

WB Superstar USA

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Who the hell is your avatar? She looks like she was kicked in the face.

That is Jamie, the WB Superstar contestant that gives Str8 a woody. Either she or Rosa is going to win. I feel bad making fun of Rosa, though, because English isn't her first language and I'm not sure how much of her lyric-butchering is due to that.

But Jamie is a corn-fed Minnesotan and still has to write the lyrics to the songs on her hands. She has to win, she just has to.

Alex_de_Large

06-01-2004 10:43 AM

WB Superstar USA

Quote:

Originally posted by barely_legal
That is Jamie, the WB Superstar contestant that Str8 has a woody for. Either she or Rosa is going to win. I feel bad making fun of Rosa, though, because English isn't her first language and I'm not sure how much of her lyric-butchering is due to that.

But Jamie is a corn-fed Minnesotan and still has to write the lyrics to the songs on her hands. She has to win, she just has to.

I don't know about Str8's woody. She still looks like she was kicked in the face.

barely_legal

06-01-2004 10:46 AM

WB Superstar USA

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I don't know about Str8's woody.

That's not what he said.

taxwonk

06-01-2004 10:46 AM

Who Dat?

Barely, what's up with the new avatar? She looks like Reese Witherspoon's geeky cousin after her first bong.

Shape Shifter

06-01-2004 11:01 AM

WB Superstar USA

Quote:

Originally posted by barely_legal
That is Jamie, the WB Superstar contestant that gives Str8 a woody. Either she or Rosa is going to win. I feel bad making fun of Rosa, though, because English isn't her first language and I'm not sure how much of her lyric-butchering is due to that.

But Jamie is a corn-fed Minnesotan and still has to write the lyrics to the songs on her hands. She has to win, she just has to.

Check out the competition.

http://www.thewb.com/THEWB/Images/Dy...rio_1x1_90.jpg

Shape Shifter

06-01-2004 11:03 AM

WB Superstar USA

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Check out the competition.

And

http://thewb.com/THEWB/Images/Dynami...rl_4x3_120.jpg

I feel guilty just for visiting the web site.

http://www.thewb.com/Shows/GenericSh...9159%2C00.html

barely_legal

06-01-2004 11:07 AM

WB Superstar USA

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And

http://thewb.com/THEWB/Images/Dynami...rl_4x3_120.jpg

I feel guilty just for visiting the web site.

Don't give in to the guilt. Wallow in the trashiness, like me. Life is good when you free yourself to mock everybody and everything you encounter.

It helps to hate people, too. All people.

Hank Chinaski

06-01-2004 11:07 AM

WB Superstar USA

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Check out the competition.

http://www.thewb.com/THEWB/Images/Dy...rio_1x1_90.jpg

that's him after the make over. he looks like he'd do Boy George covers. I like the raw product better- assuming he does Ramones covers.

http://www.thewb.com/THEWB/Images/Dy...io_4x3_160.jpg

Hank Chinaski

06-01-2004 11:08 AM

WB Superstar USA

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I feel guilty just for visiting the web site.

I bet you have this feeling about 3 or 4 dozen times a day. NTTAWWT.

spookyfish

06-01-2004 11:31 AM

WB Superstar USA

Quote:

Originally posted by barely_legal
Don't give in to the guilt. Wallow in the trashiness, like me. Life is good when you free yourself to mock everybody and everything you encounter.

It helps to hate people, too. All people.

Words to live by.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-01-2004 11:39 AM

Fuck ESPN

Stop ranking EVERYTHING. Christ.

Alex_de_Large

06-01-2004 11:45 AM

Fuck ESPN

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Stop ranking EVERYTHING. Christ.

Which ranking offends you this morning?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-01-2004 11:50 AM

Fuck ESPN

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Which ranking offends you this morning?

It's not a single offense. It's that they rank anything and everything. The site used to be a fairly intelligent resource for sports fans, now it's the USA Today of sports sites, catering to the numb and dumb crowd. I don't give a shit about the last 25 years' most memorable moments. Give me some insight on trade rumors.

Not Bob

06-01-2004 11:55 AM

NHL finals haiku

His last-ditch try fails
Jarome cries on gwink's shoulder
Bolts slink home with split

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...cup_gjp110.jpg

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