LawTalkers - New Fashion Board 10-3-2003

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Please don't draft a comeback to this, mmmmm. You will only look like a bigger asshole if you do. Just sit there quietly and maybe only you and I will notice that she just beat you about the face like you stole something.

TM

The guy is entitled to his opinions, and you of all people should be down with that.

I do resent the straddling and backpedaling. though.

notcasesensitive

10-24-2003 02:37 PM

Amusing eBay listing

Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Check this out y'all

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=3146042998

[spree: guy selling his ex-wife's beanie babies on eBay]

He has a way with the sales pitch. Not that I disagree.

I believe that a rare Shape Shifter doll was on the list, but no way to know since the seller would not authenticate.

TexLex

10-24-2003 02:39 PM

Amusing eBay listing

Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Check this out y'all

And how did you come across this? You're a closet beanie baby collector - admit it! -TL

paigowprincess

10-24-2003 02:41 PM

Public Service Announcements

Quote:

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
first, you have no idea who i am.

second, you reminded me why i stopped posting on the fashion baord in the first place - it was all of your harassment/stalker socks.

Whatever gets you through the night. Just remember, your secrets are not safe with anyone. Especially those with access to your computer codes.

mmmmmmmmmhahhahahahhaha

yes I know thats very 2001. but it was approrpriate so I am resurrecting it.

paigowprincess

10-24-2003 02:46 PM

Is this a Good Thing?

Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
You once put me on your crush list. Please remove me - its not gonna happen.

You prefer that the ladies act like they enjoy your tongue work?

Hank Chinaski

10-24-2003 02:54 PM

PETA uber alles

A recent PETA caimpaign takes on fat people. Now having engaged the fat, PETA sets aim on hillbillies, and in particular fat hillbillies.
http://naafa.org/peta3_files/peta3.htm (spree fat peopel news letter)

Quote:

The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) had expressed shock and outrage regarding the previous ad campaign from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). The billboards, scheduled to pop up near airports around the country, show a large man’s stomach poking out under his T-shirt with the headline, “Don’t Buy Two Seats—Go Vegetarian.”

After considerable public outcry regarding this billboard campaign, PETA announced the Fat Fliers campaign would be pulled. However, shortly afterwards, PETA announced a new campaign (which includes live appearances throughout the country) that pokes fun at a fat Elvis headlined “Don’t Be Cruel to Your Heart and Body.” The announcement of the program (found on PETA’s website) states "Although it’s been a quarter of a century since Elvis died on his porcelain throne, millions of fans remain loyal to America’s 'king,' inspired by his signature style and soulful music. And judging by their own broadening bellies and bottoms, they are putting away the same unhealthy, fattening foods that he did."

Why the Hate?
Elvis never wore fur, or really any natural fabric.
Elvis is famous for eating fried peanut butter, not steak.
And you know what, I think animals liked Elvis...

http://www.tunneltwo.com/tutti/edog09.jpg

ABBAKiss

10-24-2003 02:54 PM

Land of Fu*

Quote:

Originally posted by Bil Mo'
Bil Mo'

I've been a bit out of the loop. Is this Bilmore Baggins? Did you become a rap fan while I had my back turned? Why the name change? Do I need a name change? What's been going on around here?

paigowprincess

10-24-2003 02:58 PM

PETA uber alles

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A recent PETA caimpaign takes on fat people. Now having engaged the fat, PETA sets aim on hillbillies, and in particular fat hillbillies.
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PETA is getting a huge Christmas bonus from me. It is as if the P stands for Paigow.

And spekaing of, what is the controversy with Pam Anderson? She is going around saying she will die in ten years? Maybe I should take NFH off Ignore so she can cut and paste a story on this

ThurgreedMarshall

10-24-2003 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by Bil Mo'
Don't you miss the old days, you ignorant asshole?

[Joke deleted because I don't pay attention and respond to socks that should be officially deleted for being confusingly similar.]

TM

Bil Mo'

10-24-2003 03:01 PM

Land of Fu*

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I've been a bit out of the loop. Is this Bilmore Baggins? Did you become a rap fan while I had my back turned? Why the name change? Do I need a name change? What's been going on around here?

Bilmore has abandoned all of you, because you are unserious dopes who can't keep the FB on the FB and the PB and the PB, and FB and PB don't go together like PB and J.*

If you do not get your acts together, more socks will disappear.

But, as a consolation prize, you have me, Bil Mo', and I ain't goin no whar til Bilmore's back.** That Whack?***

* If you need more details, he is posting on that other board and you can go ask him.

** But TM is still an ignorant asshole.

*** Aren't these footnotes annoying?

Shape Shifter

10-24-2003 03:05 PM

Land of Fu*

Quote:

Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Did you just jiz on my leg?

I'm gentle with virgins.

SlaveNoMore

10-24-2003 03:06 PM

En Fuego!**

Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I never suspected Latrell was your sock. And I ain't even lying.

It is becoming readily apparent that this Penske juggernaut must be stopped.

Send out the Bat signal.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-24-2003 03:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Bil Mo'
It is. I heard 10 seconds of a song by Missy Elliott the other day when I was stuck in traffic, and she was asking some guy how hard she had to "work it" and telling him that she's a "freak". I assume this is representative of other rap, and that rap thus always puts women in a position where there only purpose is to please men. And, if necessary, please them by "putting it in and reversing it", which I assume is a reference to TM like vile acts.

[Joke deleted because I don't pay attention and respond to socks that should be officially deleted for being confusingly similar.]

TM

spookyfish

10-24-2003 03:06 PM

Amusing eBay listing

Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Check this out y'all

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=3146042998

[spree: guy selling his ex-wife's beanie babies on eBay]

Is this legit? Even if not, it's hilarious. You have to admire someone unwilling to induge the psychoses of others.

Jack Manfred

10-24-2003 03:12 PM

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back

Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
But "Remote Control" did have one redeeming quality (well, three, but Jenny's breasteses go without saying):

Jenny McCarthy was on "Singled Out" not "Remote Control."

Marisol Massey was the first game show girl on RC.
Kari Wuhrer took over before settling into Skinemax roles.
I know there was at least one other game show girl, but Jenny came much, much later.

M timmy vee

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