LawTalkers - Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Damn right, dude. Rules are for suckers. And for the weak.

I mean, some rules are O.K., I guess. If you are a weak ass sucker. If you are, you just keep on making up and following the rules, like the pathetic little weak ass sucker that you are. Me? I'll be doing my own thing, thank you very much. But it's not like I have anything against sucker ass rule followers like you. Really. Tell you what. I'll try not to ejaculate in your wife's hair this evening while your stuck at work following the rules. O.K.?

I feel like I'm listening to Maladroit.

taxwonk

08-25-2006 05:25 PM

b-n-b, brace yourself

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm not older than you are, either, but I could introduce you to some women who may be taking early retirement soon . . .

But I'm younger at heart.

Sparklehorse

08-25-2006 05:26 PM

Deadwood parody

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Originally posted by nononono
Yeah, but think of all the ickies you'd have to whip and make lick your boots.

She gives the illusion, at least, of being able to pick and choose who's getting the whipping and doing the boot-licking. I sure couldn't do it, regardless.

Replaced_Texan

08-25-2006 05:26 PM

Deadwood parody

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Originally posted by nononono
Yeah, but think of all the ickies you'd have to whip and make lick your boots.

There was a dominatrix at the Sex Worker's Art Show two years ago that had a fairly hilarious standup routine. She said that she never had to hire a maid because she could always just get one of her clients to clean her house. One of her clients begged and begged her to become his full time mistress. She said she was very irritated that she was mean to someone and wasn't getting paid for it. She seemed like the nicest dominatrix that you'd ever want to meet. I think one could locate her through Craigslist in Chicago.

spookyfish

08-25-2006 05:28 PM

b-n-b, brace yourself

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Originally posted by taxwonk
But I'm younger at heart.

Transplant?

nononono

08-25-2006 05:29 PM

Deadwood parody

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
She gives the illusion, at least, of being able to pick and choose who's getting the whipping and doing the boot-licking. I sure couldn't do it, regardless.

I'm sure she can. But I'd have to find my slaves appealing in one way or another. Unless the money was really, really good. I have seen professionals putting on shows (you know, people come up to get whipped or beat or whatever- so more the physical rather than the real slave stuff), and I suppose just doing that I'd care less whether they were icky or not, but if that woman is one of those who actually does like one-on-one training, I hope she is very picky.

taxwonk

08-25-2006 05:32 PM

b-n-b, brace yourself

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Transplant?

Fresh scar tissue.

Sparklehorse

08-25-2006 05:32 PM

Deadwood parody

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Originally posted by nononono
I'm sure she can. But I'd have to find my slaves appealing in one way or another. Unless the money was really, really good. I have seen professionals putting on shows (you know, people come up to get whipped or beat or whatever- so more the physical rather than the real slave stuff), and I suppose just doing that I'd care less whether they were icky or not, but if that woman is one of those who actually does like one-on-one training, I hope she is very picky.

Did you see this at a club or private party or something else? Watching someone get whipped would make me queasy, even if they wanted it.

Fugee

08-25-2006 05:32 PM

Deadwood parody

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There was a dominatrix at the Sex Worker's Art Show two years ago that had a fairly hilarious standup routine. She said that she never had to hire a maid because she could always just get one of her clients to clean her house. One of her clients begged and begged her to become his full time mistress. She said she was very irritated that she was mean to someone and wasn't getting paid for it. She seemed like the nicest dominatrix that you'd ever want to meet. I think one could locate her through Craigslist in Chicago.

Forget the whips and bootlicking -- I'd be all over the house cleaning punishment. "You've been a bad bad boy. Here's a toothbrush. Now get in there and scrub my toilet."

Spanky

08-25-2006 05:33 PM

Car Talk

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
the mentally disabled epileptic paraplegic who makes the basket at the special olympics.

That was one of my proudest moments.

Replaced_Texan

08-25-2006 05:34 PM

Deadwood parody

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Originally posted by Fugee
Forget the whips and bootlicking -- I'd be all over the house cleaning punishment. "You've been a bad bad boy. Here's a toothbrush. Now get in there and scrub my toilet."

I can totally see you doing that. Quick, someone help Fugee write her criagslist ad!

Sidd Finch

08-25-2006 05:35 PM

Deadwood parody

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Did you see this at a club or private party or something else? Watching someone get whipped would make me queasy, even if they wanted it.

Hell, I've seen it on the street. The Folsom Street Fair in SF is an experience that everyone should have.

I wonder -- when you call a dominatrix for the first time, does she ask "are you fat? Do you smell bad? Are you ugly? Do you have skidmarks on your underwear?"* Or does she just wait until you show up to decide how close she's gonna get with the whip?

*Note how I studiously avoided having my hypothetical domme ask "are you a fat stumpy Asian chick with good hair and a not-pretty face?" I am *SO* over that.

spookyfish

08-25-2006 05:36 PM

b-n-b, brace yourself

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Fresh scar tissue.

I understand.

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