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patentparanyc 09-14-2006 09:33 PM
Oh My God
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no I'm cool. I'm been talking to a stand up who is like at comedy college and shit, em says three jokes and move on, so I still got one more bit- heh, Jeffrey Dahmer had 100s of bits.......Oh shit, now I'm done:(
you are starting to remind me of my recent Louis C.K. ["Lucky Louie"] stand up show. He has like two schticks, one mostly of how his wife doesn't want sex so much and what he does to release pressure. over and over. Funny, but....yeah, like the hands jokes the tenth time.

Shape Shifter 09-14-2006 09:33 PM
Oh My God
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no I'm cool. I'm been talking to a stand up who is like at comedy college and shit, em says three jokes and move on, so I still got one more bit- heh, Jeffrey Dahmer had 100s of bits.......Oh shit, now I'm done:(
The slave thing was milked for a few more than 3.

Hank Chinaski 09-14-2006 09:35 PM
Oh My God
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The slave thing was milked for a few more than 3.
Really? you did more than 3? I guess with your boyish charm we didn't get tired of it.

Shape Shifter 09-14-2006 09:38 PM
Oh My God
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Really? you did more than 3? I guess with your boyish charm we didn't get tired of it.
Toooo-shay.

Tables R Us 09-14-2006 09:42 PM
Oh My God
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The slave thing was milked for a few more than 3.
Your skill and slave's cock could set records.

Shape Shifter 09-14-2006 09:45 PM
Oh My God
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tables R Us
Your skill and slave's cock could set records.
Double toooo-shay.

Where did this sock come from? Is it funnier with avatars turned on?

str8outavannuys 09-14-2006 09:46 PM
wonder woman
 
That is my favorite scene from the OC. I love the line "What am I, 8?" -- delivered brilliantly by Samaire Armstrong, before she turned into a bad transvestite on Entourage era.

This is an inspired choice.

taxwonk 09-14-2006 10:23 PM
Oh My God
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
http://70slivekidvid.com/bcr/bcrshow.jpg

Back when rock-n-roll meant something.
My sister loved them. It's just one of many reasons I had to throw her in the closet and lock the door whenever my parents went out.



Which they did every S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night.

taxwonk 09-14-2006 10:24 PM
Oh My God
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Right away, Chief. Prune martini and Jimmy Dorsey, stat!
Have Jimmy bring that young eye-talian fella he has sing with him and his brother. What's his name? Frank something?

bold_n_brazen 09-14-2006 11:40 PM
Oh My God
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
My sister loved them. It's just one of many reasons I had to throw her in the closet and lock the door whenever my parents went out.



Which they did every S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night.
There was a Sid and Marty Kroft amusement park in the Omni Hotel in downtown Atlanta in the mid-70's. My family was coincidentally there the week it opened, and my brother, my mother and I got stuck on a ride that was a giant pinball machine that you ricocheted around in a pinball-shaped car.

I seem to recall that we were on the local news after that incident.

I also recall a restaurant called something like "Pitty-Pat's Porch" where the waitress kindly brought me Shirley Temple after Shirley Temple, probably starting my love afair with cocktails.

Off to pack. La de dah.

Fugee 09-15-2006 12:04 AM
Deer Lowad
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Welcome to the world of hot Christian love.

The San Diego Church of Christ is Beam’s sponsoring group today, but as far as he is concerned it could be any conservative Christian denomination. The message would be the same: Married Christians ought to be having more — and hotter — sex.
So why should the heathens get to have all the fun!:D

TexLex 09-15-2006 12:29 AM
Deer Lowad
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
So why should the heathens get to have all the fun!:D
Gotta have fun now while we can before, you know, that whole fiery pits of hell thing.

Fugee 09-15-2006 12:30 AM
Orangina
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
and I'm sad that they don't make this bra in my size:

http://www.spikybras.com/img/l_carmen.jpg
That's a problem easily solved with one trip to Michael's (or whatever craft store they have in Houston).

ETA: Once again proving I'm tmdiva's sock puppet.

Fugee 09-15-2006 12:43 AM
I Hate Macy's
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fuck Macy's. That POS second-rate store replaced our beloved Marshall Fields. I wouldn't mind that much if Macy's didn't sell completely worthless, lesser-quality crap. But they do.
Damn straight. Even though I still called the stores here Daytons.

Hank Chinaski 09-15-2006 09:07 AM
Regionalist Fuck?
 
So one of my clients is maybe being bought. Last night I got an email from the lawyer for purchaser saying "the deal is headed south fast."

Thing is, he is in Atlanta. I don't know if the phrase grew from some implication that the South is bad or broken, but whatever the origin I would think a Georgian lawyer would not use it, simply because it would seem to imply the negative.

Maybe he thinks it means Mexican?


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