LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by c2ed
Wooohoo! Somehow, I am saved - purgatory!!

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

C(grandma will be so relieved)deuced

You must not masterbate enough.

n(second level with all you other lusters)cs

Mister_Ruysbroeck

04-30-2003 03:13 PM

To hell in a handbasket

Level 2. If I didn't lie so much, I might have made it to level 3 or 4.

c2ed	04-30-2003 03:14 PM

Hallelujah

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You must not masterbate enough.

Or maybe I don't need to.

Or maybe they don't ask the right questions.

C(can't wait to party with Peter)deuced

spookyfish

04-30-2003 03:15 PM

Hallelujah

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Originally posted by c2ed
C(can't wait to party with Peter)deuced

You could "party with peter" more here, but then you'd be in Level 2 with the rest of us.

sf

greatwhitenorthchick

04-30-2003 03:20 PM

Level of Hell Test

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Me too, but I noted that the 8th level was considered "extreme," while the 9th was only "high." The 9th apparently is saved for the Treacherous and I guess we are too loyal to friends and family for that, although we might bugger them.

Well I don't know how I did it, but I ended up with you all in the eighth circle. Colour me a little surprised.

I guess Slave will run the hockey pool.

str8outavannuys

04-30-2003 03:29 PM

Fashion Causes Political Crisis in S.Korea

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Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
i wasn't

although i do wonder why any guy would voluntarily use the name dick

Y'all non-sports-junkies probably won't remember this, but during the early 90s there was a NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle. The Sports Center crew had a lot of fun with that one. Other good voluntary Dicks:

Dick Martin (from Rowan and Martin)
Dick van Dyke

and the best of all:

Dick Broadhead (Yale Administrator)

str8

ABBAKiss

04-30-2003 03:30 PM

Fashion Causes Political Crisis in S.Korea

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Y'all non-sports-junkies probably won't remember this, but during the early 90s there was a NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle. The Sports Center crew had a lot of fun with that one. Other good voluntary Dicks:

Dick Martin (from Rowan and Martin)
Dick van Dyke

and the best of all:

Dick Broadhead (Yale Administrator)

str8

I always secretly enjoyed the name Dick Butkiss.

taxwonk

04-30-2003 03:38 PM

Ladies, Do Not Do This

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I thought you meant you would do things behind YOUR wife's back. Like rim HER. NTTAWWT.

Not while she's using stupid fucking language like "fabu." So, tell me, little girl, how's your vocabulary?

str8outavannuys

04-30-2003 03:38 PM

A Question about Strippers

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Originally posted by evenodds
That reminds me of a conversation we had at a party recently:

If you can go to one of two strip clubs -- one upscale, the other skanky -- which do you choose and why?

Even(it was better than talking about the economy)Odds

Crazy Horse Too. Next question?

str8.

spookyfish

04-30-2003 03:40 PM

Fashion Causes Political Crisis in S.Korea

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Apropos of, um interestingly enough, I read an article in SI a few years back about Pat Summitt, the coach of the Lady Vols basketball team. The article went on about her relationship with her father and how he instilled in her the core values of hard work and ambition. The article mentioned that her maiden name was Head, and her father's name was Richard. By my count, two atrocities in one family. Can you imagine the teasing?

Pat Head

Dick Head

Warning: Don't get me started again on Mr. Peter LaCock Jr.

spookyfish

ABBAKiss

04-30-2003 03:41 PM

Ladies, Do Not Do This

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Originally posted by taxwonk
"stupid fucking language"

My fucking language tends to be more dirty than stupid.

robustpuppy

04-30-2003 03:42 PM

Ladies, Do Not Do This

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Not while she's using stupid fucking language like "fabu." So, tell me, little girl, how's your vocabulary?

Wonky, I know you're writing to Abba, but do you have a fax number? I want to send you my GRE score report.

str8outavannuys

04-30-2003 03:45 PM

Towards a Future Topic

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The Hiltons each look like Christina Aguilera after a three month dexadrine/laxative bender.

I'm fully aware my posts make me sound like a starfucker, but the s/o and I saw Paris Hilton shopping at the Rexall Drugs on the corner of La Cienega and Beverly at 9:00 on a Friday night, wearing a cocktail dress. She looked, well, like Christina Aguilera after a three month dexadrine/laxative bender.

str8.

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