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It is my understanding that in order for it to be sexually gratifying for most, you will have to invent ways to make it particularly humiliating for them, unfortunately. E.g. wearing a maid's uniform with a lacy apron. Or ncs's toothbrush thing. I don't think just cleaning is going to do it for many guys. In my limited experience of requests. In theory I didn't really have a problem, but faced with the reality I have to admit I chickened out. Even though the house really did need cleaning. But the front windows had lace curtains only, and it was nighttime. And he can't clean properly in the dark.

Hank Chinaski

08-25-2006 11:02 PM

Fetishes R Us

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It is my understanding that in order for it to be sexually gratifying for most, you will have to invent ways to make it particularly humiliating for them, unfortunately. E.g. wearing a maid's uniform with a lacy apron. Or ncs's toothbrush thing. I don't think just cleaning is going to do it for many guys. In my limited experience of requests. In theory I didn't really have a problem, but faced with the reality I have to admit I chickened out. Even though the house really did need cleaning. But the front windows had lace curtains only, and it was nighttime. And he can't clean properly in the dark.

point of clarification- this isn't me she's talking about.

Fringey has washed my underwear. She knows from the skidmarks that I can't be trusted to clean anything.

pony_trekker

08-25-2006 11:27 PM

Etiquette at the Gym

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So I am at the gym this morning and running on a treadmill. It is not the treadmill that I usually use, but there was no one else on any of the treadmills, I came up some different stairs, and hell, all the treadmills are the same.

I put in all my stats, get the program started, fire up the iPod, and start my run.

After about 15 minutes, a guy comes and stands right in front of my treadmill. I do not know him. After a couple of seconds of him looking at me, I reach up and take the earbuds out of my ears. And he says "That's my usual treadmill."

"Oh," I say. I look down at the display and say "I'll be finished in about 15 minutes."

He repeats that it is his usual treadmill. I look around, note at least a dozen unused treadmill, and shrug my shoulders. I then replace my earbuds.

Did this asshole really think I was going to just stop in the middle of my workout so that he could have "his usual treadmill"?

Proper responses:

1. "Fuck you."

2. "When you grow up and get a real job, you can buy your own fucking gym and kick me out. Until then, fuck you."

3. "It was my usual treadmill first so fuck you."

pony_trekker

08-25-2006 11:32 PM

Etiquette at the Gym

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I hate getting caught staring at chicks asses at the gym.

I hate getting caught jerking off while staring at them while waiting for them to get off the treadmill.

pony_trekker

08-25-2006 11:37 PM

Etiquette at the Gym

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can someone explain how signups are bad or prevent you from getting your workout? Doesn't a total free for all erupt if, for example, two or more people are waiting for a treadmill, perhaps unbeknownst to each other? Without a signup, who wins? My gym is signup only and it is fair and reasonable and generally avoids confrontation. I go to the gym to work out, not to do some sick power play or to wait around until someone decides to let me workout. I show up, I sign up, the machine I sign up for is mine for the time I am signed up on it, end of story, no argument. I will not let you finish up "just five minutes" if it cuts into my time, and I am not rude for saying "I signed up. NOW." A person who refuses to follow signup rules and asks me to forfeit my time is rude.

Geez all you guys must have crappy gyms. At NYSC if someone is using the exact machine I want to use, I use something else. I expect them to do the same. I let people work in. I expect to work in.

ETA:

Guys, buck up for the gyms that keep the riffraff out.

nononono

08-25-2006 11:43 PM

Fetishes R Us

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I would think it depends on whether everyone's looking at it as an isolated scene or part of a larger dynamic. Besides, if he's being domme'd, that's not really his choice at the moment, is it?

Spanky

08-26-2006 01:34 AM

Etiquette at the Gym

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Proper responses:

1. "Fuck you."

2. "When you grow up and get a real job, you can buy your own fucking gym and kick me out. Until then, fuck you."

3. "It was my usual treadmill first so fuck you."

ltl/fb

08-26-2006 02:50 AM

Fetishes R Us

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Originally posted by nononono
I would think it depends on whether everyone's looking at it as an isolated scene or part of a larger dynamic. Besides, if he's being domme'd, that's not really his choice at the moment, is it?

I think he would get bored if it were like being employed as a cleaning person with an occasional "you spineless geek" thrown in. but hey. whatever gets you off and/or works. I was working with someone who kind of got off on me totally rewriting a memo he did. because he sucked at writing.

nononono

08-26-2006 10:19 AM

Fetishes R Us

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think he would get bored if it were like being employed as a cleaning person with an occasional "you spineless geek" thrown in. but hey. whatever gets you off and/or works. I was working with someone who kind of got off on me totally rewriting a memo he did. because he sucked at writing.

Ooh, did he write even worse on purpose, just to get more from you? But on the cleaning thing, I'm thinking that when she's too tired or annoyed to truss him up like a chicken and she has company coming (whom he might then serve in that maid's uniform, in between acting as a coffee table for everyone's drinks...or just be made to stand in the corner while she tells everyone bad things about him, who knows), a non-immediately-sexual home-cleaning might be really efficient.

patentparanyc

08-26-2006 02:17 PM

kittens

My husband just dropped 2 4 week old kittens on me. 2 kids, 1 dog 2 kittens. help me.

patentparanyc

08-26-2006 02:19 PM

Etiquette at the Gym

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Geez all you guys must have crappy gyms. At NYSC if someone is using the exact machine I want to use, I use something else. I expect them to do the same. I let people work in. I expect to work in.

ETA:

Guys, buck up for the gyms that keep the riffraff out.

I liked NYSC. It was fine. There is a Gold's near me which is less nice but fine again so I may go with that. I wanted Sports Club LA or Equinox but it is prohibitively expensive even with my discount. yikes it was like a car payment or some shit. less but you know what i mean

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