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TM, why is your self portrait so sad? Did you spend the weekend with the Ruysbroecks?

Post-Holiday Boredom
 

You caught me mid-edit. I double clicked and shot a blank. You know how that feels. The difference is that I was alone when I shot my blank and it had nothing to do with sex or booze.

Post-Holiday Boredom
 

No no. I only use the Shop-Vac and leaf blower in the apartment a la Carl Spackler:



http://www.bushwood.net/shack/caddy113.JPG

Post-Holiday Boredom
 

I wasn't aware that I painted a bleak picture of marriage. I guess you're saying that my wife forced me to do this digging shit and that somehow indicates I have an awful marriage.

You'd be making too many assumptions if that's the case.

Post-Holiday Boredom
 

What does fucking me have to do with anything? I have never offered to fuck you. My fuckability is not really related to anything we ever discuss. Except in your mind. In fact, you seem kind of obsessed with fucking people on here.

Which, after RP's excellent point, makes marriage seems not so good for the sex stuff.

Post-Holiday Boredom
 

I wasn't talking about me not fucking you. I was talking about the human race not fucking you.

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It's still not really pertinent. And you frequently drag yourself into the whole fucking scenario, saying "I wouldn't fuck you with [random people's penises]."

It sounds as though you are trying to make this be the equivalent of a "you need to get laid" with a "you are repulsive" layered on. Both of which are really not such good insults.

Maybe they can have a special upper midwest "Humor and Storytelling: Come Up With A Shred of Originality, Or Abstain" seminar for GAs.

Post-Holiday Boredom
 

http://205.214.94.186/forums/avatar....ine=1086121659

Wow. I was right. I am prettier than you.

Post-Holiday Boredom
 

Uh, then why did you make yourself such an ugly avatar?

Post-Holiday Boredom
 

Stories today about marital relations on rented watercraft in the middle of major rivers in Minnesota: 1

Stories today about non-marital relations on rented watercraft in the middle of major rivers in Minnesota: 0

I recognize that it wasn't much of a story as such stories go, but still.

Post-Holiday Boredom
 

I wasn't really trying to insult you. I just wanted to set the record straight. You included me in a list of people who always call you a fat, crazy, spinster. I simply wanted the record to reflect that I generally don't call you either fat or a spinster.

I don't see what you're getting so sensitive about.

Post-Holiday Boredom
 

Boring sex stories kind of ruin the whole sex thing. They are anti-titillating.

Post-Holiday Boredom
 

So I can learn clever, Texas insults like "your avatar is ugly?"

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Wow, your brain even turns amusing stuff into boring stuff. You should be studied. By scientists. And I'm not really from Texas. My essential self was formed elsewhere.

Post-Holiday Boredom
 

That's a generous decription of "full"...