Oh My God
 

Her stomach looks good. But she has that skinny-girl-who-gets-fake-tits body. No ass. Fake tits. I just think she's nothing special. And I don't like her face at all.

TM

Oh My God
 

Et tu elitist body fuck?

Oh My God
 

Oui. That's because I'm a size 0. As a matter of fact my size 0 jeans are feeling a little baggy today. I think I'll have pizza, beer and chocolate cake for lunch. I wouldn't want to waste away or anything.

Oh My God
 

Hells ya, 0 is small. Good for you.

Does it really say that?
 

I once met a lawyer who worked for HHS investigating this type of thing. She said she will NEVER eat sprouts, and she always washed her lettuce. Still, you're taking a chance whenever you eat a salad in a restaurant.

Lfe is so dangerous!!

Oh My God
 

2. That grill is busted. If she wasn't famous by birth she'd be a professional ugly contest contestant.

Oh My God
 

It's so nice that you remember these things!

And here is something unrelated for me to whine about. Thanks to various manual labor jobs over the years involving digging and smacking a shovel into hard ground, my right hand is totally fucked up. Frequently I wake up with my right hand totally clenched in a claw-like position and today I woke up with no feeling in my right index finger. Now the feeling is back but it's fading now and then. I'm beginning to think I have serious nerve damage in that hand. Fuck.

Does it really say that?
 

I have never liked salads. Uh, with lettuce.

Does it really say that?
 

It's only pre-bagged spinach, not loose spinach, that is causing the problem, right? My kids love spinach (I do too, but kids are more vulnerable to this stuff.) I'm thinking I'll just toss whatever we have, pre-bagged or loose.


Also, NFH, washing the sand of spinach is easy. You just need to immerse it in a big bowl of water. If it's really bad, change the water once. If it's still sandy after that, you're using too small a bowl, or you aren't really immersing it.

Does it really say that?
 

Dammit. The relaxed sanguinity over produce safety that I spent years working to achieve in order to overcome a childhood-cum-adulthood worry leading to a near-OCD-level produce scrubbing habit (thanks, mom!) has just been blown apart.

Where are my elephants???
 

I finally, finally, finally saw The Protector last night. And it rocked. Tony Jaa is truly awesome, and several of his co-fighters were as well (including one capoeira fighter who demonstrated that beautiful art in stunning style).

It was, beyond any doubt, the all-time best low-budget martial arts action movie involving missing livestock. Ever.

Does it really say that?
 

They have salad/washer/spinners yeah they're tacky but they do the job.

Where are my elephants???
 

I have some questions. Better than Ong-Bak, or just Ong-Bak in English? I really enjoy it when he does his walking up the wall or on top of people's heads and doing all his things while he's being chased (and of course, the spectacular flying elbows) but the commercials kind of look like more of the same. Is anything added in this movie other than that helicopter scene (which looks really cool -- how much of that scene is real?). I dragged my bf to Ong-bak, which he actually really enjoyed and want to take him to this as well but it would be good if I could tell him that it's actually better than Ong-bak.

Ugh
 

But what if it's magical?

Does it really say that?
 

Sidd, please read again about the OCD. I'll wash the spinach 3, 4, 5 times if I see or feel the slightest bit of grit in the water.

Yes, it's only the bagged spinach - the bag is a breeding ground.

Sand is also why I can't really eat clam chowder. Especially at this place down the street, which has the sandiest clam chowder ever.