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notcasesensitive 08-18-2006 02:23 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Why are you being such a bitch?
I was not aware that I was "being such a bitch", but I note that it is Friday. Perhaps you just don't get me?

Sparklehorse 08-18-2006 02:28 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
So you rub elbows with people who could buy and sell you all day long. Do you really think anybody here is impressed? We all spend a lot of time around people who are far wealthier than us. The rest of us just don't feel that we're entitled to claim some sort of special status based upon the reflected glory of their money.
Speak for yourself. Some of us represent dirtbags, krazies and drunken drug addicts for a living.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-18-2006 02:31 PM
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Speak for yourself. Some of us represent dirtbags, krazies and drunken drug addicts for a living.
Elitist.

taxwonk 08-18-2006 02:34 PM
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Speak for yourself. Some of us represent dirtbags, krazies and drunken drug addicts for a living.
You act as though they're mutually exclusive.

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 02:50 PM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's friday.
Yes, at the end of the day, only two more days in the work week. Woo hoo!

Pie!

J. Fred Muggs 08-18-2006 02:50 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I told an atty on my floor my IQ. Okay? And he was taken aback and said, "wow. so you really you are like as smart if not smarter than most on this floor" I said sure. freaked my parents out. and he said "wow. I mean, and still some people persist in treating you like crap" he meant one person in particular most are really sweet to me. I said, that is the way it goes, and I've accepted that.
How the fuck did this come up in conversation? He was berating you for putting the dividers in the closing binder out of numerical order and said "What kind of idiot are you?" and you responded "My IQ is 105" and he said "damn, most of us isn't that smart"

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 02:51 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Like I've always said re: law firms. You won't starve but you won't be rich.
Pie! You will never want for pie.

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 02:53 PM
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Translation: Wonk is a socialist
2, G-d bless his sorry arse.

Diane_Keaton 08-18-2006 02:56 PM
Friday Funny
 
The slow-mo part is the best. (Work safe, but has sound)

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 02:57 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I love squab. I also loved the 80's.

And there's a Penn Club too, y'know.

I am making reservations at the NYAC. Is the Penn Club better? I place a high premium on a view of the Park.

Sparklehorse 08-18-2006 03:02 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Elitist.
Indeed.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-18-2006 03:02 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I am making reservations at the NYAC. Is the Penn Club better? I place a high premium on a view of the Park.
The Penn Club rents out its space to the Canadian Club of New York, if that helps your decision. I know you are fond of Canada and all its accoutrements.

Sparklehorse 08-18-2006 03:03 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
You act as though they're mutually exclusive.
Touche. I forgot the part where they can't pay their own legal bills so the state picks up the tab.

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 03:15 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The Penn Club rents out its space to the Canadian Club of New York, if that helps your decision. I know you are fond of Canada and all its accoutrements.
I am, eh.

That's is good. I can probably get a discount if I show them the maple leaf tattoo on my bum, yes?

ltl/fb 08-18-2006 03:21 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Excellent feedback!!!. It's clear you've signed on to the Mission/Vision. Keep this up and we'll fast track you.
Last week I finally learned what the people who report to managers are. "Individual contributors." Which is good, because some may not appreciate the humor of being called minions, which is the only thing I was able to come up with before learning the real name.

Hank Chinaski 08-18-2006 03:23 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Last week I finally learned what the people who report to managers are. "Individual contributors." Which is good, because some may not appreciate the humor of being called minions, which is the only thing I was able to come up with before learning the real name.
factotems

ltl/fb 08-18-2006 03:24 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
factotems
Apparently supervisors can also report to managers. I learn something new EVERY DAY.

taxwonk 08-18-2006 03:39 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Last week I finally learned what the people who report to managers are. "Individual contributors." Which is good, because some may not appreciate the humor of being called minions, which is the only thing I was able to come up with before learning the real name.
At BP, we were "Team Members."

At Shell, it was "Stakeholders."

I hadn't heard individual contributors before. I think your okay with minions as long as none of them are around. Same goes for HR people. The latter also don't like to be referred to as "wastes of space and oxygen."

futbol fan 08-18-2006 03:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
At BP, we were "Team Members."

At Shell, it was "Stakeholders."

I hadn't heard individual contributors before. I think your okay with minions as long as none of them are around. Same goes for HR people. The latter also don't like to be referred to as "wastes of space and oxygen."
"Henchpersons" was a flop around my office. Too PC.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-18-2006 03:45 PM
slutty redheads
 
Apparently redheads have more sex than blondes and brunettes. A German said so, so it must be true.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

An interesting excerpt: He added that women who dyed their hair red from another colour were signalling they were looking for a partner, and added: "Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better."

str8outavannuys 08-18-2006 03:47 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The Penn Club rents out its space to the Canadian Club of New York, if that helps your decision. I know you are fond of Canada and all its accoutrements.
True story: my crazy aunt, who is a high school drop-out, is a member of the Yale Club of NY and stays at all of its sister clubs. She lives in Sag Harbor and sold her place in Manhattan, but was very concerned about having a place to stay when she goes to the city. So my brother sponsored her for some sort of family or guest Yale club membership, which she has parlayed into staying at the Penn Club, etc.

She also once auditioned to be a VJ on Much Music, and directed a lame documentary about "It Girls" that appeared on WE a few years back. As far as I can tell, her lifetime earnings is zero.

Like I said, crazy.

Sparklehorse 08-18-2006 03:51 PM
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
True story: my crazy aunt, who is a high school drop-out, is a member of the Yale Club of NY and stays at all of its sister clubs. She lives in Sag Harbor and sold her place in Manhattan, but was very concerned about having a place to stay when she goes to the city. So my brother sponsored her for some sort of family or guest Yale club membership, which she has parlayed into staying at the Penn Club, etc.

She also once auditioned to be a VJ on Much Music, and directed a lame documentary about "It Girls" that appeared on WE a few years back. As far as I can tell, her lifetime earnings is zero.

Like I said, crazy.
If she can afford Sag Harbor, she's eccentric.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-18-2006 03:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
True story: my crazy aunt, who is a high school drop-out, is a member of the Yale Club of NY and stays at all of its sister clubs. She lives in Sag Harbor and sold her place in Manhattan, but was very concerned about having a place to stay when she goes to the city. So my brother sponsored her for some sort of family or guest Yale club membership, which she has parlayed into staying at the Penn Club, etc.

She also once auditioned to be a VJ on Much Music, and directed a lame documentary about "It Girls" that appeared on WE a few years back. As far as I can tell, her lifetime earnings is zero.

Like I said, crazy.
Sheer insanity.

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-18-2006 03:53 PM
Boola Boola!
 
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So my brother sponsored her for some sort of family or guest Yale club membership, .
Your brother went to Yale too?!?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2006 03:53 PM
G'nite!
 
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Originally posted by dtb
You know, Placido Domingo recorded a very moving interpretation of that ol' chestnut. You should check it out.
I prefer Will Farrell's.

spookyfish 08-18-2006 03:55 PM
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Originally posted by ironweed
"Henchpersons" was a flop around my office. Too PC.
Let's cut to the chase: cogs.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-18-2006 03:56 PM
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Let's cut to the chase: cogs.
Smithers, who is that chair-moistener in Sector 7G?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2006 03:58 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Usually, the truly wealthy people do not dress like they are wealthy. At least the ones that I know. New money shows it off. Old money has nothing to prove.
Within limits... I doubt my cum stained pants and filthy cuffs give off patrician airs...

patentparanyc 08-18-2006 03:59 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I was not aware that I was "being such a bitch", but I note that it is Friday. Perhaps you just don't get me?
Indeed. perhaps I don't.

But perhaps the better question is, other than DTB [dtb] do any of the women take the time to try to "get" me?

Hank Chinaski 08-18-2006 04:08 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Indeed. perhaps I don't.

But perhaps the better question is, other than DTB [dtb] do any of the women take the time to try to "get" me?
I don't think E-cups can be attractive. I'm sorry, not taking sides, just trying to soften up what Thurgreed's report might say.

patentparanyc 08-18-2006 04:10 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't think E-cups can be attractive. I'm sorry, not taking sides, just trying to soften up what Thurgreed's report might say.
When I meet TM, I don't want him to lie to the board. But what I also don't want is for him to unfairly be harsh on me. As such, I feel he's pretty fair--albeit blunt, no?

spookyfish 08-18-2006 04:14 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
When I meet TM, I don't want him to lie to the board. But what I also don't want is for him to unfairly be harsh on me. As such, I feel he's pretty fair--albeit blunt, no?
He's fairly blunt, yes.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2006 04:14 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't think E-cups can be attractive. I'm sorry, not taking sides, just trying to soften up what Thurgreed's report might say.
E Cups? Far too much tit for me.

I withhold my judgment until Thurgreed rates the mug on pppnyc. Something about her prose tells me she has a solid ass.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2006 04:16 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
When I meet TM, I don't want him to lie to the board. But what I also don't want is for him to unfairly be harsh on me. As such, I feel he's pretty fair--albeit blunt, no?
That depends how many Asian sex tricks you can show him.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2006 04:18 PM
slutty redheads
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Apparently redheads have more sex than blondes and brunettes. A German said so, so it must be true.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

An interesting excerpt: He added that women who dyed their hair red from another colour were signalling they were looking for a partner, and added: "Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better."
Not to be coarse, but they are tighter, IMO. I still can't figure why that is, or if its mere coincidence or statistical anomaly, but a buddy of mine agrees...

With a huge NTTAWWT...

greatwhitenorthchick 08-18-2006 04:18 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't think E-cups can be attractive. I'm sorry, not taking sides, just trying to soften up what Thurgreed's report might say.
Hank, please stop being Penske. It's totally fucking me up.

patentparanyc 08-18-2006 04:18 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
E Cups? Far too much tit for me.

I withhold my judgment until Thurgreed rates the mug on pppnyc. Something about her prose tells me she has a solid ass.
Mug=face? No worries. TBA. Always told I am a pretty girl/beautiful depending on the guy.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-18-2006 04:18 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Within limits... I doubt my cum stained pants and filthy cuffs give off patrician airs...
Who are you, Ty Webb?

ThurgreedMarshall 08-18-2006 04:20 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
When I meet TM, I don't want him to lie to the board. But what I also don't want is for him to unfairly be harsh on me. As such, I feel he's pretty fair--albeit blunt, no?
I have high standards, but I will be fair. Straight forward, but fair.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2006 04:20 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Who are you, Ty Webb?
"Don't sell yourself short. You're a tremendous slouch."


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