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patentparanyc 08-28-2006 05:56 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Um... no, and no. When you guess at what my home life is like, you reach new levels of stupidity -- which, for you, is truly impressive.

The shrew aspect of your personality grates on me because I don't like shrews. It's complicated, I know, but if you read that sentence a few times you may understand it.

In particular, I don't like shrews who mistake shrewness for being a "strong woman." The evidence suggests that you are anything but. (Strong women, in my experience, do not run around begging people to tell them they are pretty and pouting for weeks on end when people fail to do so.)
Sidd I've gotta tell u your homelife? doesn't make or break my day. your ignorance regarding clothes irks me some tho.

robustpuppy 08-28-2006 05:58 PM
Race-based Survivor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was highly disappointed that this novel wasn't about sitting on your hand, having it fall asleep and then masturbating with it. Now THAT would have been existential.
Did you ever let your lover see The Stranger in yourself?

robustpuppy 08-28-2006 06:01 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Shrew
Sidd, I'm *so* over it already, but I just asked my assistant if she thought I was snarly and she said absolutely not. So there.

bold_n_brazen 08-28-2006 06:02 PM
Kyra
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can't believe that's Armani.
I can't believe that's married to Kevin Bacon.

J. Fred Muggs 08-28-2006 06:02 PM
Summer reruns
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
When does the new season start? September?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we don't get to vote her off of the island.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-28-2006 06:03 PM
Race-based Survivor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you ever let your lover see The Stranger in yourself?
Is this a sleeping thumb-in-the-ass joke?

patentparanyc 08-28-2006 06:03 PM
Kyra
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I can't believe that's married to Kevin Bacon.
She looks like a fish and I heart The Closer. but she does. guppy central.

robustpuppy 08-28-2006 06:03 PM
Kyra
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I can't believe that's married to Kevin Bacon.
Everything tastes better with Bacon wrapped around it.

Flinty_McFlint 08-28-2006 06:04 PM
I give her an Oh.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
You know, if you put more effort in your insults, I might be more inspired. I mean, let's face it, the "Wonk has moobs" cliche is almost as played out as the "ppnyc is chubby and insecure" cliche.

We're all only as good as our motivation, Monkey.
Oh ho, the olde "I know you are but what am I" gambit? I surrender. I would counter with the "No-matter-what you-say, I-only-believe-what-I-choose-to" maneuver, but I'd be outclassed.

Replaced_Texan 08-28-2006 06:05 PM
Irrelevant interruption
 
I hate automatic flush toilets.

That is all. As you were.

Tyrone Slothrop 08-28-2006 06:05 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Sidd I've gotta tell u your homelife? doesn't make or break my day. your ignorance regarding clothes irks me some tho.
Excellent use of a question mark, BTW.

eta: Can I say "BTW" if that's the only thing I'm saying? Maybe not. Oops.

Quote:
Originally posted by RT
I hate automatic flush toilets.
You and one of the Ty-lettes (pun intended). He's doing the potty-training thing, a huge part of which (for him, not for us) is flushing. So not getting to flush is a massive disappointment. Also, the devices are not calibrated to his profile (hi Spanky!), causing premature flushage while he's still sitting. Which can be very upsetting if you're new to the whole routine.

Flinty_McFlint 08-28-2006 06:06 PM
Race-based Survivor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was highly disappointed that this novel wasn't about sitting on your hand, having it fall asleep and then masturbating with it. Now THAT would have been existential.
Try reading ppnyc's posts instead. Reasonable facsimile?

Sidd Finch 08-28-2006 06:07 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sidd, I'm *so* over it already, but I just asked my assistant if she thought I was snarly and she said absolutely not. So there.

Did I call you snarly? I remember using a variety of adjectives to describe you, but I think they were mostly pretty flattering -- which is what you get when you fill me with enough pink-tinged drinks to drown a horse.

bold_n_brazen 08-28-2006 06:07 PM
I've just about had enough of...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You took the words right out of my mouth.
It must have been while you were kissing me.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-28-2006 06:08 PM
Kyra
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
She looks like a fish and I heart The Closer. but she does. guppy central.
I'd bassfuck her.
I'd pike her.
I'd put it in her tuna.
I'd roll her sushi.
I'd pound her flounder.

Hey! I'm back. And you guys thought I'd growed up.


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