How it feels to get shot.
 

I did the exact same thing at a Ramones concert a long time ago. Smashed my head into a friend's head. I kept saying "Dude, you're bleeding" and he'd say "No, dude, you're bleeding. When we finally sorted out that we both were bleeding, we retired from the dance floor for more beers and some napkins.

I had a hell of a headache the next morning. But that could have been from the Ramones...

Wrinkles
 

The shimmer powder has mica in it, which is in all cosmetics products that aren't totally matte.

How it feels to get shot.
 

"Sports related rage." Heh. This reminds me of the time Slave was "playing sports" and went after that cab driver with a two-by-four outside the strip joint. Sports can do that to a person.

How it feels to get shot.
 

Well, you know, people confuse me and Slave all the time.

Wrinkles
 

Well, if you're looking to increase your product use, I hear Dolce & Gabbana or someone is putting out kohl eyeliner, lip "it's a colored balm, not a lipstick" and other cosmetics for men.

Wrinkles
 

Awful lot of make-up for a guy, no?

Unless your name - of course - is Bozo, the Joker or Seigfried

How it feels to get shot.
 

How it feels to get shot.
 

Don't you make fun of my beloved Ramones.

On a similar note, a woman who lives in my tiny town and is on town council used to be the manager for the Ramones.

Wrinkles
 

I wasn't really looking. Should I be?

How it feels to get shot.
 

I've been accused of being "too subtext-y", but where exactly did I make fun of the Ramones?

On a similar note, I can no longer like the Ramones, as you have described them as "beloved".

Wrinkles
 

Sunscreen, baby!

Wrinkles
 

A handy tip my husband learned from a list of tips about improving his golf game:

• If you find that none of these tips is helping, go back and take up golf at a much younger age.

Wrinkles
 

Well, smoky eyes are a pretty counterpoint to velvet pants. Own any?

How it feels to get shot.
 

Just to be accurate, you've combined 2 stories,

The effect is the same.

Fucking Doctors
 

I understand doctors' oreders re: skin cancer. You get that, and you can die, and its a rather pointless death, because the cause was not some very fulfilling vice which made the time you had better.

But these docs with their drinking and smoking and drugging warnings can go to hell. Ever read a doc's warnings on booze? I'd be dead already if they were true, and I'm not alone. I'm also not cirrhotic. I'd sue the fucks for falsely warning people for no good reason if I could. Same goes with moderate smoking. My doc friends readily admit "Yeh, a few a day probably won't do much and binging on a weekend isn't likely to kill you." But the goddamn AMA says any cigarette is too much, because they think we're all too stupid to moderate our consumption. I've smoked for years, but only sparingly, here and there. Never been addicted. My blood pressure is exceptional. As to dope, its all lies. Every stitch of it. Here's what the docs really oughta say "Smoking dope is fine, since you'll never smoke nearly enough to do real damage, because a few bong hits get the normal man 'where he needs to be'." As to coke, "Well, you shouldn't 'Lowell George' piles of the stuff, but chances are, if you're young and careful and healthy, a few rails at a party now and again aren't likey to do anything more than keep you up way longer than you'd like or cause you to say some really stupid shit." As to hallucinogens, "Take them with friends and be outside if possible. Enjoy the ride. No negative side effects whatsoever."

The AMA's rejection of Bush's Abstinence-Only policy toward curbing sexual disease and teen pregnancy is hypocritical horseshit when you consider that it engages in the same disinformation game as to everything I've cited above.

I guess its because the average American really isn't smart enough to moderate his own appetites...

Whew, was that a rant...