Addicts Do Triathalons
 

Stop doing this. The words are: equestrienne, course, and hot. If you don't want to be treated like a buffoon, start spelling properly.

Addicts Do Triathalons
 

Stop doing this. The word is "hot." If you don't want to be treated like a buffoon, start spelling properly.

Eye
 

I went to the eye doctor and he said there was no plastic in my eye, just an abrasion, probably from the bad lens. But it's still better to know for sure.

But the cool point was that he said I have a "great looking" optic nerve. So for the less superficial amongst you, factor that in.

Eye
 

So, your optic nerve is hot?

Sad
 

It breaks my heart to see you engage in banter.

Sad
 

Must you put that additional pressure on him to always be the harbinger of witty repartee?

double sad
 

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/A...in&oref=slogin

Fringey and I have been talking about the future, if, you know, things keep going so well. But, then, sadly, we saw this story:

• Woman Says She Didn't Mean to Hurl Baby
  
  ERIE, Pa. (AP) -- A northwestern Pennsylvania woman accused of using her baby to batter her child's father said she didn't realize what she was doing until it was too late.
  
  Chyrotia Graham, 27, of Erie, told police she had been drinking when an argument with the child's father turned violent early Sunday morning, according to an affidavit filed to support Graham's arrest.
  
  Graham said she ''snapped'' and began grabbing things and throwing them at Deangelo Troop, 20, not realizing she had picked up her 4-week-old son, Jarron Troop, telling police she held the child by his legs and swung him at his father. Police had said they believed the woman held the baby by the midsection when she hit the man.

We agreed it probably wouldn't be a good idea to have kids.

Addicts Do Triathalons
 

I must have been too young for it in the early '80s. Biz Markie's version of "Bennie and the Jets" is outstanding.

Addicts Do Triathalons
 

Even if you were too young, you have to have heard it

he caterwauls/screeches: "Ohhh babyyyy youuu you've got what I nneeeed and you say he's just a friend and you say he's just a friend"........ high comedy.

LET'S GO METS!!!!!!
 

Eye
 

You are a lot of fun to be around when you have the sniffles, aren't you?

Addicts Do Triathalons
 

Think about it. Kids are never really cool. They're attempts at being cool from 8-17 are pathetic. Amongst their peers, they are cool. But kids try way too hard to be cool to actually be objectively "cool". Only when a person reaches college age do they have the capacity to be objectively cool.

I thought I was pretty cool in HS. Maybe other people thought so as well. We were wrong. I was a huge dork, and the things I did to be cool made it even worse. You only become cool when you stop caring about being cool. The latter is why Flower is Not Cool.

Friday the 13th
 

The kid rocking out on the balcony in this video is pretty cool.

Superstitious.

Check it. You can see him at the very beginning at the top of the screen. Then watch for him.

Friday the 13th
 

Damn. We need a modern day Stevie.

LET'S GO METS!!!!!!
 

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http://www.slate.com/id/2151389/