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As a matter of fact, he told me I'm in perfect health and should live just long enough to see the first North Korean nukes go off.

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Resident shrew get it right, buck-o.

or, according to you, resident schmatta, but I digress.

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Enter the Censor. Stage Left.

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I am trying to keep up with this board, but it is proving very difficult. It moves very fast.

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I partially agree.

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My parents are pretty much the opposite of conservative, but still can be incredibly annoying in their own special way. Sometimes a little talking-to helps, but I think most of the time they are just set in their ways and it's really hard to get anything into their skulls.

You all are making me kind of grateful for my atheist commie parents though. So thanks. I think I will be nicer to them.

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Did he have you remove your tinfoil hat before taking the xrays? If not, you may want to get a second opinion.

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I have an atheist commie mom and a freaky conservative dad. I am OK with him as long as he isn't being deliberately downright offensive in front of small children (and me). I would probably be as offended if my mom was going off on a harangue about how god doesn't exist and all people who believe in god are brainwashed idiots, or something.

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I understand because the Fugee Dad was pretty conservative and would go off on rants about issues. But now after he's died, I'd put up with a lot of ranting just to have him back for the non-ranting times.

My suggestion is that you talk to your dad and let him know that the time you and the family have with him is so precious that you don't want to waste a minute disagreeing on political issues. Neither or you is going to change the others' minds so what is the point? If my Dad were around and had made the ACLU comment, I would have just ignored it and changed the subject as quickly as possible.

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Is it okay if I do it?

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Cock in or out?

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I thought we were disappointed in him?

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It's against my religion to go off on a harangue with my cock out.

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I really don't know what I've done to incur such vitriol from you Sidd. You've never met me, and I have no interest in changing that but you pick on me incessantly and are certain, nay sure that I'm exactly as TM described. Just very strange. Not sure what I did to set you off other than the usual annoying schtick...but whatever.

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And no. Not a harangue. Harangues are bad for children.