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We are. It never hurts to find out about cock activities though.

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I peed today. More than once!

JonBenet
 

So, creepy weird dude did not leave any DNA at the crime scene if he actually did the crime. What is the purpose of confessing if he didn't actually do it? Free trip back to US?

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/msnbc/Co...oCase_240p.jpg

I give her an Oh.
 

ixnay. he paid $30 for the rights to that stuff, and now he's pm'ing he wants his money back- meanwhile NotBob has to "reconsider whether the "fringey likes donuts" stuff is worth $50 bucks-

baby needs new shoes Wonk, c'mon now.

JonBenet
 

you now how people keep asking you what the fuck you're thinking, or why you would bother to post such drivel? Well, that means we can't understand insane people. so we can't help with this guy either.

JonBenet
 

Dude, if you want to be an asshole, which is not a stretch for you, just call me a chubby, unattractive liar. All that other stuff seems to be too much work for you.

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I was just at starbucks, and some guy handed me a straw. A guy I don't even know. He got me a long one.

ETA does this make me pretty, or fat?

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It makes you pretty but only if he tried to make convo with you. did he?

More Stupid Family Tricks
 

I just got off the phone with my sister. Our brother, who I've long thought is a pathological liar, is working with a gym or training facility or something -- I can't tell quite how high level it is, though its own publicity material tries to make it look like the place that will churn out the next generation of star professional atheletes.

Among other things, it describes my brother's sports background, including the professional team he played on and the semi-pro camp where he trained.

Except, none of that stuff actually happened.

Should I laugh, or cry? Should I do either to his face?

(and before you ask, no, I don't really care an enormous amount -- I have very little contact with him. But my sister sees him several times a week, not necessarily by choice, and is afraid that he's going to say something that will just set her off in one direction or another.)

Ah, family. What would we do for laughs with out them?

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We were both with other people. But he did look at me longingly. I'm pretty sure it was a copulatory gaze. (search "copulatory" on the page -- it's partway down)

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That sounds like spanky's tactic with strippers.

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Were you drooling?

More Stupid Family Tricks
 

you'd poke fun at me? have a straw.

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No. Is that good or bad? Should I drool next time?

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bad. drool he said only when he's wearing beer goggles.