Lose 32 lbs in one month!!
 

I've been running though. I promise. See the below picture. Me, running naked. Unfortunately I fell down:

http://www.themonkey.dk/images/Fat%20man.jpg

Lose 32 lbs in one month!!
 

That crack is whack.

Tribute sock
 

And just for equal time, here is the reply...I'm trying to think of who that sounds like, but I'm drawing a blank.

My Girl
 

Golf and Oscars
 

Crapulentus sum.

BR(spent the weekend like a slug on the sofa with the Economist, and I propose a new board motto: Nisi mecum concubueris, phobistae vicerint)C

Lose 32 lbs in one month!!
 

Although Vickie's quote certainly describes Tyrone, I think the post was intended to be about Temp Sock. At least if you follow the thread it leads to a post that reads more Temp Sock than Ty.

My Girl
 

It's about time she caught up to my girl.

http://www.fashiondish.com/issues/im...erry%20215.jpg

Can't they both just get along? (Really, really, really well in their next movie?)

TM

Golf and Oscars
 

Wasn't that Less' line?

Lose 32 lbs in one month!!
 

Was temp sock booted from the board?

Headline of the day?
 

Gay Republicans turn on Bush.

First of all, I didn't know there were any gay Republicans, much less 12 of them in Austin.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4408613/

Lose 32 lbs in one month!!
 

The only thing nicer than having people talk about you behind your back is having it get back to you that people are talking about you behind your back.

Headline of the day?
 

There are a surprising number of gay republicans. There are even some who insist they will still vote for Bush.

I cannot fathom that level of inner hatred.

Lose 32 lbs in one month!!
 

I hear you. It's like when I found out the Atticus and Hank were having a discussion re: my gender. Behind my back. Ouch.

Lose 32 handbags in one month!!
 

I cannot even express how disturbing that is. Does fat really do that when it is horizontal, or has this person recently gone from 700 pounds down to 400?

But it reminds me of a serious on-topic question I have. About jelly. Jelly handbags. I have noticed, of late, the strange appearance of fake Birkin bags, obviously fake because they are made out of neon or pastel colored jelly plastic or rubber. They may or may not be translucent.

Now, first, I have to admit that I find the emergence of gleefully and obviously fake Birkin bags (as opposed to serious knock-off Birkin bags) to be pretty funny. Second, I have to admit that I am thinking of getting a couple of them for my mother and m-i-l for mothers day. However, this gift will be more amusing (and appreciated) if these fake Birkin bags are considered more "street" than "suburban," and I'm really not sure which they are. I guess it depends a lot on whether or not people buy them because they think a sartorial joke about Birkin bags (e.g.: if you assholes make the waiting list long enough the cool people will just ignore you and get the same thing in chinese rubber for $100) is funny, or if people get them and say "ooh, this bag looks just like one I saw on SATC!!" Any opinions are welcome.

Of course, I will probably go ahead and get them either way. I have a miserable time coming up with mothers day gifts, and at least they would both get the "are you calling me martha stewart?" element of the joke.

edited because I stutter.

Headline of the day?
 

Fairly self-evident statement. If they liked bush, they probably wouldn't be . . .

Oh.

(ETA): Wait. Does this mean Bush is gay? If it turns him on . . .