LawTalkers - Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

If you were drooling and he still offered you a straw, then you must be hot.

If you were not drooling, then he may have offered you a straw only because you are female.

Depending on what city you are in, he may have offered you a straw because you needed one and he was close to them. I hear that this doesn't happen in New York, where the only possible reason for a man to offer a woman a straw is an intense, overwhelming desire to fuck her. But in some cities, I think people do this just out of politeness and it's best not to read anything into it. YMMV, of course.

patentparanyc

08-28-2006 08:51 PM

Two things

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
If you were drooling and he still offered you a straw, then you must be hot.

If you were not drooling, then he may have offered you a straw only because you are female.

Depending on what city you are in, he may have offered you a straw because you needed one and he was close to them. I hear that this doesn't happen in New York, where the only possible reason for a man to offer a woman a straw is an intense, overwhelming desire to fuck her. But in some cities, I think people do this just out of politeness and it's best not to read anything into it. YMMV, of course.

Well, since TM laid down the law from on high with the two tablets and scrolls I'm chubby and floppy boobed so why the heck would he have an overwhelming urge to anything except...bolt? why wait to give me even a straw just run.for.the.hills.

yeah, since I a nasty little troll no one pays attention to me except the playground in my mind. word.

Spanky

08-28-2006 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That sounds like spanky's tactic with strippers.

Actually it is a little different. These stares are letting people know you are attracted to them and you are hopeing that they are attracted to you and will let you know. The Stripper already knows I am attracted to them. The stripper has already decided in her mind that I am just another drooling idiot that is there to check out her body and couldn't care less if she has a brain and probably she has absolutely no interest in me. The look into the eyes is to show them I am interested in them, not just their body (which of course is not true), and to separate me from the crowd. Females also are more into eyes than men and seem to appreciate it when they think a guy also thinks eyes are important. Like most things, I have a theory, but I really don't know why it works, I have just figured out it does so I go with it.

Spanky

08-28-2006 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Well, since TM laid down the law from on high with the two tablets and scrolls I'm chubby and floppy boobed so why the heck would he have an overwhelming urge to anything except...bolt? why wait to give me even a straw just run.for.the.hills.

yeah, since I a nasty little troll no one pays attention to me except the playground in my mind. word.

How about making a deal. No one on this board will ever discuss how good looking you are, or about your body characteristics, or what other people think of how you look, if you don't. In other words, no comments about the size of your breasts, no comments about what Frank at work said about your looks (or personality), or the looks you get from random people. And then no one else will bring up these topics either. So in other words, how you look and what anyone thinks about how you look (or your personality) will never be discussed again on this board again. Deal?

patentparanyc

08-28-2006 09:03 PM

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Since NYC is high octane. I offer u this.

There were no visible straws on the sbux credenza. I need a venti straw which is the big one. [two sizes, people] The guy in question had a tall drink so he needed a *small* one. I asked for a venti straw, but the barista didn't hear me due to the blender. He was young and cute. So he asked the guy for two Large [venti] straws, for both of us even though he needed a small one, gave me the once over, smiled, leaned into me and started chatting about rod stewart or the soundtrack. That was above and beyond. But no amount of protestations will convince y'all so whatever.

patentparanyc

08-28-2006 09:05 PM

Two things

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Originally posted by Spanky
How about making a deal. No one on this board will ever discuss how good looking you are, or about your body characteristics, or what other people think of how you look, if you don't. In other words, no comments about the size of your breasts, no comments about what Frank at work said about your looks (or personality), or the looks you get from random people. And then no one else will bring up these topics either. So in other words, how you look and what anyone thinks about how you look (or your personality) will never be discussed again on this board again. Deal?

I don't make deals with men who bring home strippers. just a personal quirk of mine.

robustpuppy

08-28-2006 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think we need to send your dad and my dad someplace nice like a white supremacist campground for all major holidays. What the hell is up with all this? I don't know about your dad, but mine used to be relatively liberal. For the last 10 years or so, though, he's been getting steadily worse. At Xmas last year he actually went all the way to full-fledged out-and-out racism, in an obnoxious way. I don't want my nephews hearing that crap.

My father, a nearly lifelong Democrat and a Union carpenter by trade, came to believe in his final years that Al D'Amato was the world's greatest living human. His two proudest experiences in the final five years of his life were meeting D'Amato and George (GapKhaki) Pataki and getting a photo of that meeting, and (2) being able to tell his nurses that his daughter worked for Alan Greenspan (note that when the faculties start to go, one of the first things to suffer is the flipness detector).

Al Freakin' D'Amato!!!

patentparanyc

08-28-2006 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My father, a nearly lifelong Democrat and a Union carpenter by trade, came to believe in his final years that Al D'Amato was the world's greatest living human. His two proudest experiences in the final five years of his life were meeting D'Amato and George (GapKhaki) Pataki and getting a photo of that meeting, and (2) being able to tell his nurses that his daughter worked for Alan Greenspan (note that when the faculties start to go, one of the first things to suffer is the flipness detector).

Al Freakin' D'Amato!!!

So it's not Daniel Moynihan waddya want from me.

J. Fred Muggs

08-28-2006 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I don't make deals with men who bring home strippers. just a personal quirk of mine.

That's why you don't have the fancy purse, baloney-tits.

taxwonk

08-28-2006 10:01 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
2. I think that's what happened to penske.

In Penske's case I think it's probably the drinking.

taxwonk

08-28-2006 10:12 PM

I give her an Oh.

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Katherine Heigl would look awesome naked in my bed. Back when I was single, of course.

Don't be such a dickless weenie. She'd still look great in your bed. Of course, if you're this whipped, she'd clearly look better in mine.

taxwonk

08-28-2006 10:14 PM

I give her an Oh.

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
ixnay. he paid $30 for the rights to that stuff, and now he's pm'ing he wants his money back- meanwhile NotBob has to "reconsider whether the "fringey likes donuts" stuff is worth $50 bucks-

baby needs new shoes Wonk, c'mon now.

50%. You're employed.

taxwonk

08-28-2006 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was just at starbucks, and some guy handed me a straw. A guy I don't even know. He got me a long one.

ETA does this make me pretty, or fat?

I'm not sure, but it definitely means he wants you. Bad.

taxwonk

08-28-2006 10:17 PM

More Stupid Family Tricks

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I just got off the phone with my sister. Our brother, who I've long thought is a pathological liar, is working with a gym or training facility or something -- I can't tell quite how high level it is, though its own publicity material tries to make it look like the place that will churn out the next generation of star professional atheletes.

Among other things, it describes my brother's sports background, including the professional team he played on and the semi-pro camp where he trained.

Except, none of that stuff actually happened.

Should I laugh, or cry? Should I do either to his face?

(and before you ask, no, I don't really care an enormous amount -- I have very little contact with him. But my sister sees him several times a week, not necessarily by choice, and is afraid that he's going to say something that will just set her off in one direction or another.)

Ah, family. What would we do for laughs with out them?

We give straws to fat chicks at Starbucks.

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