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I am recommending this for siblings of new brothers and sisters these days. It really helps the little beggars get used to the new addition.

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Replaced_Texan

01-29-2004 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Sperm Whale Explosion Story and Photo

This happens every time people try to fuck around with dead whales: whale parts end up all over the place. Do the people of Taiwan not read
Dave Berry?

spookyfish

01-29-2004 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
re: ass thrusting,

Marquis de Sade. . . could not get himself off without the aid of an 8-inch diameter dildo inserted in his ass.

Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking that if it hasn't happened already, there will soon be a porn film entitled Weapons of Ass Destruction

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

01-29-2004 03:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking that if it hasn't happened already, there will soon be a porn film entitled Weapons of Ass Destruction

There already is, and a sequel too.

Alex_de_Large

01-29-2004 03:31 PM

Paging RT

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I sadly note that it was the light rail, and not the description of the women of Houston that reminded you of me...

Unless you can confirm that you were one of the lovlies who revealed herself on Breasticle day, that's all I have to go by, darling.

spookyfish

01-29-2004 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
There already is, and a sequel too.

Wow. Who would have guessed someone from this board would know that?

ltl/fb

01-29-2004 03:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Anything That Moves
Sweetums, I thought that you weren't going to discuss our ltl pegging episodes in public anymore. You know how shy I am.

And moving to a new board without telling me? Is this [sniff] your way of telling me it's over? Sigh. No matter what, we'll always have Paris (Texas) ... or was it Midland? Plano? Lubbock?

Waco, clown boy. Bend over.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-29-2004 03:46 PM

Hey Fringie

Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
You are just jealous that I can please a man simply by recounting experiences of my friends

Isn't that really the only way you'll be pleasing anybody?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall

01-29-2004 03:53 PM

Folk Wisdom

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If your grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley car.

My grandfather used to say this. I still ahve no idea what he meant.

Either:

1. She's really fucking fat.

or

2. Anyone can have a ride for a buck fifty.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall

01-29-2004 03:56 PM

Rant: My least favorite thing about the laws

Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
POTM, early candidate

It's the 29th.

TM

Hank Chinaski

01-29-2004 04:00 PM

Folk Wisdom

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Either:

1. She's really fucking fat.

or

2. Anyone can have a ride for a buck fifty.

TM