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Hank Chinaski 03-05-2005 12:09 AM

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb

Is there a type of donut shaped like a figure 8? Or am I hallucinating from the sugar in the grande mocha with shot of raspberry syrup?
If one consults a Freudian dream analysis book this is a pretty standard read as a desire for dual input sex. that shows the limitation of Freudian analysis, and for that matter simply consulting the book.

Using more modern regressive- passive Jungian techniques, I reach a different conclusion. I believe your problem could be simply stated as not getting enough Carbos in your diet.

taxwonk 03-05-2005 01:41 PM

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will
 
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Originally posted by mmm3587
They use pretty heavy ammunition at those roadblocks; people get killed and injured just by the shrapnel and other shit that comes out of an engine after you blast twenty rounds of .50 caliber or whatever into it.
Then perhaps people should learn to stop for the roadblocks. Just a thought.

futbol fan 03-05-2005 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Then perhaps people should learn to stop for the roadblocks. Just a thought.
I won't stand here and listen to you spout this sort of anti-American crap. I'm outta here.

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Hank Chinaski 03-05-2005 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
I won't stand here and listen to you spout this sort of anti-American crap. I'm outta here.

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So if a car with arabs in it comes speeding at a roadblock we can shoot because it's likely a bomber, but if Europeans are speeding towards a roadblock we shouldn't shoot because they likely have an excuse?

i thought you were AGAINST profiling?

futbol fan 03-05-2005 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
So if a car with arabs in it comes speeding at a roadblock we can shoot because it's likely a bomber, but if Europeans are speeding towards a roadblock we shouldn't shoot because they likely have an excuse?

i thought you were AGAINST profiling?
Don't get all defensive, it's a lame joke and a picture of Burt Reynolds fer chrissakes.

But, since you mentioned it, why are we still there at the roadblocks? Aren't we done liberating everybody yet? Or are we just there to make sure innocent people aren't being shot because of all the lawlessness and stuff?

Hank Chinaski 03-05-2005 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Or are we just there to make sure innocent people aren't being shot because of all the lawlessness and stuff?
If that's it, do you think they could shift a battalion into Detroit? wouldn't even be the homicide bombers bugging them.

taxwonk 03-05-2005 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Aren't we done liberating everybody yet? Or are we just there to make sure innocent people aren't being shot because of all the lawlessness and stuff?
Yep, that's it. We're there to keep innocent people from getting shot. And the sooner they learn that and submot to our will, the sooner we can stop shooting them.

taxwonk 03-05-2005 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If that's it, do you think they could shift a battalion into Detroit? wouldn't even be the homicide bombers bugging them.
I would think that an intelligent guy like you would realize how incredibly stupid the phrase "homicide bomber" sounds. It's even more transparent and pathetic than "freedom fries."

It's stupid shit like this that makes me wonder if the structuralists weren't at least partly right. Because if they were, and if these examples are the best we can do to define the Iraq construct, we're fucked for generations.

SlaveNoMore 03-05-2005 09:57 PM

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taxwonk
I would think that an intelligent guy like you would realize how incredibly stupid the phrase "homicide bomber" sounds. It's even more transparent and pathetic than "freedom fries."
I've been using "Child-Murdering Islamist Scumbags" for several years now. Feel free to crib it.

Tyrone Slothrop 03-05-2005 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I've been using "Child-Murdering Islamist Scumbags" for several years now. Feel free to crib it.
That's catchy. I wonder why it's never caught on.

Hank Chinaski 03-05-2005 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
it's never caught on.
Remember when nfh said Enrique Iglesias wasn't popular because she never heard of him?

ltl/fb 03-05-2005 11:44 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
submot
Is that like the opposite of, or at least an inferior, bon mot?

Tyrone Slothrop 03-06-2005 01:00 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Remember when nfh said Enrique Iglesias wasn't popular because she never heard of him?
No. Fill me in.

Sidd Finch 03-06-2005 03:41 PM

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 
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Originally posted by sgtclub
I'll take a stab at this one. My apologies to anyone I missed.

From most "liberal" to most "conservative:"

SS
Atticus
GGG
Fringey
Ty/Gatti
SAM
BRC
Burger/Club
Hank
Slave
Bilmore

I have trouble classifying Adder and Skek
Geez, I go away for a few days and it's like I was never here.

sgtclub 03-06-2005 04:59 PM

Just when I thought I was starting to figure it out.
 
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Geez, I go away for a few days and it's like I was never here.
You're only as good as your last tirade.


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