Ping!
 

Ugh, I pray to Fred, and his only son, Freddie, Jr., the fruit of the virgin Frederica's loins, that is ain't so. I thought we were done with that putz and I could retire this Fred-awful sock once and for all.

Looks like there will be a circling back on this issue. Good times good times.

You know who's fucked?
 

Every day when I click on the link to the article in espn.com detailing how fucked Jayson Williams is, I read the article and come to the end, where it says:

You know who's fucked?
 

Well, if he has a good lawyer,... That guy in Galveston chopped up the body and threw it into the bay and Dick DeGuerin still managed to instill doubt into the jury's mind about whether or not it was murder.

Incidently, Dick DeGuerin is the honorary chair of the Diverseworks Gala on Saturday. The theme is Scandal! Tickets are here!

Lose 32 lbs in one month!!
 

Very helpful, thanks. Why didn't I get that job again?

I do think the one's I've seen (or noticed) qualify as "satire" rather than "counterfiting," though. I admit, having someone satirize your core brand may indeed diminish the "value" of your IP but ... they have rather made themselves a target for mockery, haven't they.

BR(this is me knowing jack-all about IP, mind you, but I can't see this case being a winner, vs the rubber "jelly kellies" at least)C

Ucksers
 

I could only manage the first eight minutes of the Oscars (up to the first acceptance speech - I don't give a fuck what Tim Robbins has to say), but there was at least one enjoyable moment in the opening video montage or whatever that was -- Michael Moore getting squashed by some creature from the Lord of the Rings movie.

Good times.

Yeah, I know, take it to Politics.

Lose 32 lbs in one month!!
 

So did I. Actually, I may still think so.

Headline of the day?
 

Maybe its just that the alternative of a Hanoi Kerry or Madame Mao-Hillary presidency scares the bejeesuses out them as much as it does many of us hetero-independents, nttawwt.

Headline of the day?
 

Perhaps they deem tax policy more important than an Amendment proposal that isn't going to go anywhere.

Or perhaps they don't think Kerry is any more supportive of their position than Bush.

Golf and Oscars
 

You need to work on your stance. If your torso pivots forward at the hips and your arms hang down naturally, boobs shouldn't get in the way.

If spilling food on your chest were an Olympic sport, I'd be in medal contention. (ETA: This has more to do with clumsiness than chest size.)

As for the Oscars, I thought Julia Roberts looked the worst I'd seen her in years. The cut and style of the dress was nice but the color, combined with her hair color and the long and floppy 2-years-ago-Madonna hairdo, made her look bland and sloppy. And the tanning and minimalist makeup on Charlize looked like someone wanted her to look less lovely for the Oscars -- she also was too bland. Some non-nude lipstick (like Patricia Clarkson) or different eyemakeup was definitely in order. Anything with a color other than gold or beige.

Renee Zellweger should not lose any more weight -- just tone up her arms. Hated the way Sandra Bullock and Liv Tyler looked. Liv's hair was icky. Samantha Morton looked scary. Peter Jackson's wife made him look good and that's bad. You're at the Oscars with a film that is expected to win mega awards. Get your hair cut and beard trimmed and get a hairdo that doesn't involve fake flowers. Just hated Diane Lane's dress -- thought it was something Pamela Anderson would wear. Jennifer Garner finally found a dress that looks good on her.

Headline of the day?
 

Penske, this is one of your less subtle socks.

Lose 32 lbs in one month!!
 

My God, is that sexy.

Lose 32 lbs in one month!!
 

I'm going with the theory that this was Gwyneth's fat suit from whatever movie that was with Jack Black. I'll remember the name of it later.

Even recovering fat people don't have that much extra skin, or at least let's hope not.

You know who's fucked?
 

And somehow he wasn't picked in the dead pool. Weird that.

Headline of the day?
 

Ugh, this asswichclam is making me TUALAOTFOMSA! Interesting how a penske-sock and his metroboytoy slavenomoreunlessmymastercommandsmetomykneesnttawwt, show up at the same time to answer the same post in a neanderthal-con rightwingnut way. The Tweedledum and Tweedledummer of the right. Ick!

Hollywood Hotties
 

This is a bad case of Taxwonking, but ....

I wasn't sure exactly who she was until a few weeks ago when I saw parts of "Le Divorce" -- she is definitely attractive, and there is something about her that makes you keep your eyes on her when she is on the screen.