luggage question
 

oh good. would you diagram how to do dbl. anal?

Finger licking
 

Sad that they have such low self-image that they think just because your mom fucked them, she's easy. Maybe they should take some kind of self-image improvement class at the local community college.

Or did you mean implied?

luggage question
 

I don't do well at remembering who posted what, but I think that I'm reading Mr. Newlywed Game puffing up his chest with indignance about a briefcase looking too effeminate? Ironic.

luggage question
 

Back off, dude. You're talking about a guy who got laid *a minimum* of one out of every three days during the first month and a half of the year. And who is of some swarthy ethnicity, I believe, although I cannot recall which because he keeps that card pretty close to his chest.

luggage question
 

Back when I was having premarital sex, I remember being somewhat excited at the idea of the impending marriage, as we would then not have to worry about time/place/manner restrictions, and we could simply have sex every single day, as often as we wanted to.

It didn't occur to me then that those were two entirely different timing categories.

luggage question
 

I am guessing there is even a third timing category for those of you with children.

luggage question
 

True. It's represented by the Venn diagram of the subsets

[times when we both feel like it and have energy]

and

[times when the kids aren't in our faces].

Strangely enough, the actual diagram looks like two balloons floating in opposite directions.

New York man loses shirt in topless bar
 

Not to resurrect this tired old thread, but ....

Well, OK -- maybe it IS to resurrect it. Two weeks later, same city, same club, second lawsuit.

This time, a Bangledeshi businessman alleges that Scores bilked him out of $129,000 in a single night, spread out over 4 credit cards. Mr. Chaudhury claims that sure, maybe that is his signature on those credit card receipts, but he was to blasted to remember signing the damn things, and "therefore did not possess the requisite mental capacity to authorize the charges."

The smoking gun story does not indicate exactly what Mr. Chaudhury received for his $129k, but if it didn't include at least two venereal diseases, his lawyer had better be adding some (more) fraud claims to the complaint.

Gattigap

luggage question
 

Just get a cloth bag (the kind firms give away free from time to time). They hold more than briefcases, cost nothing, and nobody gives a shit what you bring to court other than yourself and your argument anyway.

I have an expensive leather briefcase somebody gave me as a gift. Its been collecting dust for seven years. Damn thing doesn't hold anything - no room at all.

Headlight
 

You're not suggesting Farrah has small or even average sized nipples, are you? The woman is carrying what appear to be large scallops on the tips of her breasts. My God, man, I shudder to think what constitutes "long" or "large" in your dictionary.

And Chef wept.
 

Because mom's a fucking whore?

If dad's critiquing your outfits, sweetie, he's probably either sneaking to the bathouse or sneaking into your room with a bottle of chloroform during the night. Fucking waterheads.

ETA: There was a picture attached to this story, and it ain't that pretty at all. The kid who petitioned Nordstrom's to sell nun outfits didn't decide to wear modest, concealing clothing - that decision was thrust on her by nature.

luggage question
 

the people w/o kids goof on 15 times/45 days, but to the people with kids- I'm James fucking Brown- sex machine!

luggage question
 

you must work with very sophisticated clients who know the Judge don't care. I think most of my clients would be bugged if I started pulling briefs out of a canvas tote.

luggage question
 

That was you in motion court the other day? And here I though a homeless guy had somehow set up shop in the back of the court room...

luggage question
 

I sometimes carry nothing more than a redwell with the folders I need. Maybe in the patch where they still call people "Attorney ____", leather matters, but I don't think anoyone in the cities gives one steaming shit about your luggage.

Your client only cares that you win.