LawTalkers - Politics: Where we struggle to kneel in the muck.

"today, in part because I wasn't here to chastise, several "Caption" posts were made. all but one were too lame to be proper. Before today i would have suggested sending a proposed photo via PM to ty to see if it made the grade. alas it is now clear Ty can't be relied upon.

Not to get all Paigow, but you all really should be more prudent in selecting a photo. Question: Is the photo one that truly sets up humorous potential, or is it merely of someone you like to laugh at? you're all adults. i will leave it to each of you....for the time being."

taxwonk

10-21-2004 03:55 PM

Caption Contest

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Why did Teddy Kennedy vote for the decency bill? There's something really weird going on, but it's not just Bush.

I have no idea. My guess would be he was drunk at the time or it was part of some deal.

Bad_Rich_Chic

10-21-2004 04:12 PM

Petty, but Fun

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm sure he washes his hands a lot.

100 times a day because they smell like his mother?

BR(it's random free association day in BRC's head)C

LessinSF

10-21-2004 04:16 PM

Continuing Turn

Kerry up to +150, and that site - http://www.econ.umn.edu/~amoro/Research/presprobs.html - has the edge to Bush for the first time in a long time based on recent polls in key states.

Zogby, however, has it virtually tied - http://www.zogby.com/news/ReadNews.dbm?ID=899

SlaveNoMore

10-21-2004 04:23 PM

captions please

Quote:

Hank Chinaski
http://www.foxnews.com/images/142098...ry_hunting.jpg

PETA announces endorsement of President Bush

Hank Chinaski

10-21-2004 04:24 PM

captions please

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"today, in part because I wasn't here to chastise, several "Caption" posts were made. all but one were too lame to be proper. Before today i would have suggested sending a proposed photo via PM to ty to see if it made the grade. alas it is now clear Ty can't be relied upon.

Not to get all Paigow, but you all really should be more prudent in selecting a photo. Question: Is the photo one that truly sets up humorous potential, or is it merely of someone you like to laugh at? you're all adults. i will leave it to each of you....for the time being."

92. You've Pushed Me Too Far

Lenny refuses to have anything to do with Squiggy after he pushes him into a garbage can from their second floor apartment window. Laverne and Shirley get the two friends to make up in Squiggy's uncle's wax works museum.

b: 25-Oct-1979 pc: 094 w: Jeff Franklin d: Joel Zwick

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Bad_Rich_Chic

10-21-2004 04:26 PM

captions please

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://www.foxnews.com/images/142098...ry_hunting.jpg

I will never stop at anything to
hunt down and kill the terrorists.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

10-21-2004 04:48 PM

Consolation for Slave

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
After stunning reversal, Yankees take AL pennant

Just a bit derivative .

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

10-21-2004 04:49 PM

Caption Contest

Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
I have no idea. My guess would be he was drunk at the time or it was part of some deal.

Who makes a deal for the 99th vote on a bill? Piling on--doesn't want to be on record against it. Or the Pope called him and explained the concept of Hell.

sebastian_dangerfield

10-21-2004 05:53 PM

Caption Contest

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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me

But the question is begged, why did people believe them when they stepped forward? In different places all over the world, some dude steps forward and says the Creator just spoke to him, and people buy into it. Its like, like, we want to believe in something.

I want to fuck Heidi Klum and I want a Bentley and I want a bag of $100s that weighs more than Dom Deloiuse. I want world peace. I want a 15 inch cock. I want to have a place on the slopes in Vail. I want to live to be 200. I want to sing like Sinatra.

"Want" is not a justification for anything but yearning.

Shape Shifter

10-21-2004 05:53 PM

Wild Card

A Republican elector from West Virginia may decline to cast his vote for W.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...untled_elector

The last time an elector refused to follow the popular vote was when an elector from West Virginia declined to cast her vote for Dukakis. The parallels are spooky.

sebastian_dangerfield

10-21-2004 05:56 PM

Caption Contest

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
38. Beauty Is As Beauty Does

Gilligan suggests a beauty contest to decide which of the three women will become "Ms. Castaway." Mr. Howell attempts to sabotage the other contestants by spreading glue on the stage before Mary Ann's big dance scene, and by shooting spit-wads at Ginger while she performs. The Professor then distorts the music when it is Mrs. Howell's turn. Then, when all the competitions are complete, the final decision rests with the judge.....Gilligan!

b: 23-Sep-1965 w: Joanna Lee d: Jack Arnold

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Worst. Shtick. Ever.

Kill it. Yesterday.

Hank Chinaski

10-21-2004 05:59 PM

Caption Contest

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I want to fuck Heidi Klum and I want a Bentley and I want a bag of $100s that weighs more than Dom Deloiuse. I want world peace. I want a 15 inch cock. I want to have a place on the slopes in Vail. I want to live to be 200. I want to sing like Sinatra.

"Want" is not a justification for anything but yearning.

29. Three to Get Ready

The Skipper insists a stone found by Gilligan will grant the finder three wishes before sundown. The professor, of course, insists it is just superstition. Two gallons of ice cream later, Gilligan has only one wish left.....and the sun is going down!

b: 17-Apr-1965 pc: 0731 w: David P. Harmon d: Jack Arnold

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sebastian_dangerfield

10-21-2004 05:59 PM

Petty, but Fun

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I dunno about you guys, but, particularly in the event that a serious flu epidemic makes the rounds this year, I'd sort of like the heads of my (limited small) gov't to be relatively well and functioning. Above and beyond the baby-kissing, if Kerry could be expected to, like, perform his senate duties anytime soon, I'd be annoyed if HE didn't get a flu shot. I'm annoyed to discover that Bush apparently hasn't. That's just stupid.

1000 monkeys with voting schedules would do just as well. The best thing that could possibly happen to this Republic would be for SARS to hit the Capitol, preferable during the next vote on the gay marriage amendment.*

* Which will disappear faster than The Knack after Nov 2.

andViolins

10-21-2004 06:03 PM

A sign of the Apocalypse?

Boutros Boutros Clinton?????

http://www.readio.com/nywindowgaller...ties/img33.gif

http://www.enterstageright.com/archi...unbuilding.jpg

aV

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