LawTalkers - General discussion

Whiff. It's almost always me.

ETA It occurs to me this is not a genuine according-to-Hoyle whiff, but rather the general missed-the-point-but-didn't-attempt-the-exact-same-joke kind of post that I've often deplored being called a whiff because it dilutes the "whiff" metaphor. My apologies to Cletus.

I'm fairly certain that, thanks to Hank and his excessive use of the term in a wide variety circumstances, many of which have little or no commonalities, has rendered the term about as useful as tits on a bull.

Consequently, you may feel free to use the term "whiff" in any and all circumstances, as it means everything and nothing at all.

Hank Chinaski

08-03-2010 11:03 PM

Re: Pencils

Quote:

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 430651)

whiff

Atticus Grinch

08-04-2010 03:36 AM

Re: Pencils

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 430653)

whiff

Thank you for getting me. I may forgive you for not complimenting me on the board's best Frisky Dingo reference ever.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

08-04-2010 09:09 AM

Re: Pencils

Quote:

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 430651)

about as useful as tits on a bull.

It is a gay bull? Because I hear they're fascinated by TITS!

Penske 2.0

08-04-2010 10:05 AM

Re: Pencils

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 430608)

no. the diagnosis was "pin dicked".

FWIW, the implants took. :o:o:o

Hank Chinaski

08-04-2010 11:14 AM

Re: Pencils

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0 (Post 430672)

FWIW, the implants took. :o:o:o

implants????? NWTF??????:eek::eek:

take a pix?

Penske 2.0

08-04-2010 07:17 PM

Re: Pencils

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 430681)

implants????? NWTF??????:eek::eek:

take a pix?

I did. Check my Craiglist's ad.

Cletus Miller

08-23-2010 12:03 PM

Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.

" A 6-year-old wielding a light saber can be awfully intimidating to a boy who still sleeps with his teddy. "

NYTimes

Since when are light sabers and teddys incompatible?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

10-29-2010 01:04 PM

Trick or Treat

So this year I've got a 10-year old Artemis and a 6-year old Dorothy. Of course, it will likely be cold and rainy, so those-with-candy probably won't know what costume lurks beneath the raincoat.

Happy Halloween, y'all.

Atticus Grinch

10-29-2010 10:16 PM

Re: Trick or Treat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 436984)

So this year I've got a 10-year old Artemis

Not sure I would allow that.

Tyrone Slothrop

11-16-2010 10:37 PM

Re: Trick or Treat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 437074)

Not sure I would allow that.

How about a ten-year-old Artemas

http://www.artemasind.com/photos/Artemas_Ward.jpg

Hank Chinaski

11-16-2010 10:47 PM

Re: Trick or Treat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 438471)

How about a ten-year-old Artemas

http://www.artemasind.com/photos/Artemas_Ward.jpg

ty it's nice you've apologized to penske and me, but there are a half dozen others you need to contact now that you've accepted your mistakes. maybe that's a better thing to work on than your "jokes?"

Tyrone Slothrop

11-16-2010 11:01 PM

Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.

So I have this friend -- let's call him Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo -- who travels some for business, often out of the country. His wife just got offered a terrific job, except that it involves working nights. Any suggestions about how to find someone who will provide childcare for the twelve-hour shifts when Ms. Shabadoo is working and he is out of town?

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