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No tucking, but maybe a dance belt. They keep everything nicely contained, plus they're slightly padded to conceal the TMI like religion and which ball hangs lower.

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That was how it related to most of your posting efforts. Subtext.

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Not true. Taxwonk's posts always make me think; mostly about who will make fun of him, and how- but still they make me think.

Page 6 asks, "WHICH pro basketball player, husband of a world-class beauty, is said to be having a torrid affair with a recently divorced actress? And when he's not with her, he's chasing other foxes?"

Can I guess Rick Fox and Halle Berry, or are they already taken?

Walt, why do they call you "Clyde"? Or, Where Have You Gone, Willis Reed?
 

When you get in the Wayback Machine and go to the 1970s.

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I can't speak for the current incarnation of the Spin Doctors (although they did put on a good show in their prime), but a Cowboy Mouth concert is a thing to behold at least once in your life. Fred LeBlanc is the only guy I've seen who can work a breakdown and "clap your hands"-type patter into every single song in the set and actually make even jaded concert-goers like me actually want to do it. Their music is highly forgettable and no one in the civilized world needs to actually own a Cowboy Mouth album, but seeing the live show is worth the $5 or whatever it must cost to get into an event as illustrious as "Rib Fest."

As for Big Head Todd, that's worth seeing, too. Big Head Todd, the Pixies, and the Gourds (you may recall their bluegrass cover of Snoop Dogg's "Gin and Juice") all on the same day at ACL Fest sounds like a little slice o' heaven.

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Arsonist gets 24 years, double standard term for torching the cars of two female attorneys.

Parmelee was charged in August 2002 with firebombing the cars of two attorneys — Jenkins, who had represented his ex-wife in divorce proceedings, and Starr, who represented the ex-girlfriend of his boss and roommate. In 1989, Parmelee was convicted of stalking his ex-wife.
According to prosecutors, Parmelee, who has a history of larceny, battery and theft, was working as a paralegal for an Issaquah lawyer with whom he was also living with two years ago.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm..._arson04e.html

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I'd explain the kayaking thing but then I'd be accused of whiffing. (NTTAWWT)

Darius Miles?

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Rick Springfield and Colin Hay, together at last! Only the Taste of Minnesota could pull off such a monumental pairing. Who could it be now? Why, Jessie's Girl, of course.

As for ROCK FEST, that may be the oddest combination of acts I've ever seen. Counting Crows and the Priest! Allman Brothers and Twisted Sister! And, well, REO and Styx, who I believe actually put out a live album together. You can't go wrong here. Fuck Coachella. Fuck ACL. ROCK FEST!!! I wonder if Str8 can hook me up?

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And better hung.

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I'd be careful if I were you. Bilmore gets real sensitive when you make fun of him in his Elvis suit.

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You were so hot for me then. What happened, Darling? Where did the love of Penguicon go?

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It's okay. We all talked about it at the beach and decided we can live with you hating us. Haha.

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I can get advance tix through my fan club ties. anyone who wants a good deal PM me!