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Jinx

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Buy her some coke?

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Face it. He owns the paint.

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yeah, thanks for the spelling help.

i did not bet busy in that burger king bathroom
 

i did not get busy in that burger king bathroom
 

And Gerba has his own solution, though it's one not available to half the population.

"This study is keeping me out of women's restrooms forever," he says.

So we know how he would answer the second part of the poll -- and probably the first, for that matter.

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isn't it athuhlete in your parts?

For sportscasters--Deion, hands-down.

For players, current or recent-former:

Roger Clemens
Keshawn Johnson
Mike Tyson

And for other sports-related:

Daniel Snyder
George Steinbrenner
Don King

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He does. But he's just big. He is not quick. He is not clever. He is not skilled. Who gives a shit if he can knock everyone down and dunk? Fuck him. I'd rather watch someone with hops, grace and an inside/outside game any day.

TM

Dammit
 

There is no place less conducive to sexual activity than a restroom. I barely touch anything in restrooms, let alone hoist a chick on the sink and bang her in such a germ infested environment.

Hell, it takes a lot of willpowerfor me not to put toilet paper on the seat in my own home.

Get your freak on
 

I had a long post basically agreeing with you, and even discussing a bit why the "addictive" comparisons I found (which compared the actual likelihood that someone trying to kick it would in fact succeed rather than some other "addictive" measure, like actual chemical dependence or withdrawal unpleasantness, which would be much higer for opiates) would be tilted against cigs, but it got eaten.

So nevermind.

Eager to please
 

Damn, this site used to have a game called pee ball. Where you'd put this "ball" in the urinal and whoever could pee on it until it dissolved, wins. It was a race and all proceeds went to some prostate foundation. The game started in an English pub -go figure.
Now, there's just a video game where sammy the sperm goes through a maze and either avoid or touch the beer, the hand and other assorted things - all related to prostate health. If you want to play go here and you'll need to download flash player.

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Oh yes, this reminds me of a man very high on my list...Terrell Owens.

Dammit
 

Hmm. A man after my own heart. Let's just say that you should avoid shopping carts from now on.

Hey, three in a row. Tic tac toe.

Eager to please
 

I've never had sex in a public bathroom. I have given a blow job in a public restroom, but that probably doesn't count for this poll, and it was in one of those nice clean unisex individual room bathrooms - not a stall.

I used to frequently use the mens room at bars where there was a lineup for the ladies. No one ever seemed to mind.

Changing topics slightly, I think the best ever non-porn sex scene that takes place in a bathroom is the one from Femme Fatale. How can Rebecca Romijn be so hot in that and still be married to John Stamos? The mind boggles.

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In no particular order:

Roger Staubach
Mike Schmidt
Duke Basketball (all players from 1988 through today)
Michael Nunn
Brent Musburger (yes, I realize he's implied)
Larry Holmes
Jordan
Phil Jackson

This could go on forever...