Fringey's high point
 

other than wine, a grown man can only say 1water 2 scotch 3vodka 4juice, or some combination of those.

Fringey's high point
 

We do? I don't. Unless it's TITS.

Fringey's high point
 

Clearly she's referring to "libation".

that's three syllables, fringey

Fringey's high point
 

Beer?

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He is so over that.

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Exactly, thats so Britney and Justin.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Fashion tip -- slave, if one is going to wear such a blazer, one should buy the correct size.

As for Ms. Lohan ... well, that just looks wrong, sweetie.

From the Defamer (I think that str8 is the Defamer, btw):

http://www.defamer.com/topic/lindsay-lohan-essay.jpg

Fringey's high point
 

No. No I didn't.

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I meant over doing stupid things on purpose to be funny.

Maybe that's what you meant too? Marriage, and Cameron?

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No. No I didn't.

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Martini, right?

Two things
 

1. I think we're all familiar with the "stand on the right, walk on the left" escalator rule. If you're not, you should be. It helps with keeping my foot out of your ass.

On those days when I'm dragging and dreading going to work and I decide to stand on the right, please respect the "every other step" rule. There is little worse than having someone stand on the escalator step directly behind you. One foot on? Okay. Both feet? Why? Is that extra .05 seconds you save really going to make a difference? Do you follow someone up the stairs stride for stride, always one step behind?

Fuckers.

2. The home run derby is cool, but needs fixin'. Instead of basing it solely on how many home runs you are able to hit, it should be based on the sum total (estimated) distance of all of the home runs you hit in a round. If McGuire hits ten 500 foot blasts and Tino Martinez hits eleven 400 foot shots, McGuire should move on to the next round. That's what the derby is about. And the real sluggers should benefit from putting on a show.

TM

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

That has to be fake. She looks like Pamela when she had her biggest boobs, which was somewhere in between her moderately large boobs and cantaloupe boobs. In fact, I'm not even sure which boobs she is currently sporting.

One (well, really two nicely rounded halves of a) thing
 

Is it our fault you have a great ass? Let it sag some, baby, and we'll keep our distance.

Two things
 

1. Do you still have your wallet?

2. I want to agree with this idea on so many levels, but its simply impossible to implement.