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So you're admitting that I'm a woman?
Hm.

And you're saying that buying clothing on the internet worked out for you? This is what happens.

Bobby in the men's department would never have let you walk out with a pair of pants that suffocated your twig and berries.

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And snag the thorns on the wales.

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Yes, but did Sequels like them?

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By "your," I meant "my."

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The perils of humor are indeed treacherous.

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I agree that it doesn't always work out on the internets, but I've been sucessful about 75% of the time.

I don't let salespeople help me. Come to think of it, I'm kind of an asshole to them.

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Well hell-OH there, flowery one.

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Is there only one size of feeding tube? You'd think that the fats would get a larger one to accomodate the extra flow.

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our throats are really no bigger than your throats.

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It goes in her belly button.

And if Terri could talk, I'm sure her words would be, "But doctor! That's not my bellybutton."

"That's okay. That's not a feeding tube."

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if that is to avoid scarring, an anaconda is going to leave a scar. a regular old feeding tube would not.

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Wait. what was it before being changed back?

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No worries. Try basic black and white plaid pants, especially tight ones. These can have a lengthening effect that will make you seem taller in the club.

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Have any of your people's periodicals considered the impact of feeding tubes? I mean it sounds like you could eat through the tube WHILE eating orally. That must be a breakthrough of some sort.