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paigowprincess 05-06-2005 05:08 PM

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The last two board mottos (including this one) have been disappointing. I think Coltrane was responsible for the last one. You people can do better.
Now that I am obsessed with RP, its hard to just come up with a gaping gash on the spot.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-06-2005 05:11 PM

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its hard to just come up with a gaping gash on the spot.
Don't I know that.

notcasesensitive 05-06-2005 05:14 PM

Ashleeee
 
Thanks to gwink for reminding me of Go Fug Yourself. I'm much more at peace with the world now that I've learned that Ashlee Simpson's "Punk Chick" image was all just a front:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...elf/ashlee.jpg

Welcome to Hollywood, Fuglee! The leather covering the knees on those boots will surely come in handy.

Replaced_Texan 05-06-2005 05:15 PM

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I'm still waiting for somebody to use "goddam muse to the fucktards." I think you owe me.
Damnit, I was at lunch when the 5K was won! I promise I'll use it if and when I ever win.

Alex_de_Large 05-06-2005 05:16 PM

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Now that I am obsessed with RP, its hard to just come up with a gaping gash on the spot.
No it's not: Goatse

spree: link to wikipedia

paigowprincess 05-06-2005 05:19 PM

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Don't I know that.
I cannot tell if you are insulting me or commiserating with me. Lets face it, we are the new PLFs. Way off our game. Well past our sellby date. We aren't disenfranchised and disillusioned junior associates and 3Ls anymore, throwing off the clever quip between scanning of documents for privileged material. Nope, We are jr partnres now, or gunning for partner, or of counsel, or told that our partnership chance might be better somewhere else. We hve spouses, or are about to,. We have kids, or are aobut to. Or we are going through divorce while eyeballing forty at the end of some dark vaginal tunnel. We have killed a lot of braincells as we approache the soft alcoholism of middle age. We know that we billed 2.3 on the penske account but we cannot quite remember what we actually did. Funny shit just doesnt roll off our tongues anymore. We sound a little bitter, a little worn out and quite frankly, a little haggard. We all make jokes about how old we look without looking in the mirror at ourselves. And its not the kind of funnythat is funny bc it is real. It is just not funny. It might be time to take a bow, step aside and usher the next generation in.

Where are they?

NotFromHere 05-06-2005 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No it's not: Goatse

spree: link to wikipedia
That was you?

Alex_de_Large 05-06-2005 05:22 PM

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That was you?
You wish.

ltl/fb 05-06-2005 05:23 PM

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You wish.
More like, her grandpa wants some tips from you.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-06-2005 05:26 PM

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More like, her grandpa wants some tips from you.
Couldn't her grandma just invest in a series of increasingly large strap-ons?

Btw, from the Alex site, "the same large yellow buttplug" would make a pretty good board motto.

NotFromHere 05-06-2005 05:27 PM

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More like, her grandpa wants some tips from you.
I see. This lull you had this afternoon was just you all waiting for me to get back from lunch.

Oh, and gwinky, that was uncharacteristically hateful of you. PMS?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-06-2005 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cannot tell if you are insulting me or commiserating with me. Lets face it, we are the new PLFs. Way off our game. Well past our sellby date. We aren't disenfranchised and disillusioned junior associates and 3Ls anymore, throwing off the clever quip between scanning of documents for privileged material. Nope, We are jr partnres now, or gunning for partner, or of counsel, or told that our partnership chance might be better somewhere else. We hve spouses, or are about to,. We have kids, or are aobut to. Or we are going through divorce while eyeballing forty at the end of some dark vaginal tunnel. We have killed a lot of braincells as we approache the soft alcoholism of middle age. We know that we billed 2.3 on the penske account but we cannot quite remember what we actually did. Funny shit just doesnt roll off our tongues anymore. We sound a little bitter, a little worn out and quite frankly, a little haggard. We all make jokes about how old we look without looking in the mirror at ourselves. And its not the kind of funnythat is funny bc it is real. It is just not funny. It might be time to take a bow, step aside and usher the next generation in.

Where are they?
Whiftastic, yet insightful. I need a drink (like that's news).

paigowprincess 05-06-2005 05:29 PM

TMI
 
My mom just told me she and my dad just bought a kingsize that vibrates and goes up and down.

Swingin.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-06-2005 05:30 PM

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PMS?
good one.

And happy friday, twit.

robustpuppy 05-06-2005 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Couldn't her grandma just invest in a series of increasingly large strap-ons?

Btw, from the Alex site, "the same large yellow buttplug" would make a pretty good board motto.
It may at least bring in more traffic than the more obscure thread titles.


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