Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

This guy?

http://home.ripway.com/2003-8/22463/chipmunk2.jpg

Fringey's high point
 

There will always be classic rock stations.

sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
 

There are tons of people out there desperate.

My B-I-L is a dull-normal IQ guy (I'm guessing), car crash at 3, not all there after, guy. He functions.

Anyway his sex rap isn't getting him any, so he joins a phillipino mail order bride organization. He get his name in, and girls start writing him. He shows us the photos, I'm sure the letters were pretty straight forward. The one he picks writes captions on the back of the photos. Right out of the blocks, before she had any contact at all with him she sends a photo with this caption

"Look at my smile. I'm smiling because I want to be your wife."

First letter- Hello my name is- I find you acceptable as a lifemate.

It just seemed so transparent. I mean I know both sides realize what the consideration really is, but I'd just think some reserve ("If we get together I'm sure you'll make me smile"- sometihng) would be recommended to maintain some illusion of romance. If I was desperate enough to join, I think the callousness would pull me back out.

Fun fact: Her name, roughly translated from the Spanish is "Happy Time"

sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
 

If he ever asks you how to say "banana daiquiri" in Spanish, consider a Tahoe fishing trip with him.

Two things
 

Probably a non-issue. The person with the most home runs would probably end up with the most distance, as well.

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I think what the All-Star Game needs is more cowbell.

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The WORLD could use more cowbell.

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True. Except for the fact that that's not true. But I'm guessing you don't really watch them and just want to jump in and say something.

TM

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Yeah, those are real. :rolleyes:

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

If that's not a total crap cut and paste, her neck is far more seriously fucked up than her breasts ever could be.

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Why not split the baby and do separate competitions for distance and number?

They should also do an extreme sports version where a pitching machine pitches golf balls and Sosa, Griffey, et al. use aluminum bats.

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I know lack of consistency is part of your schtick, but weren't you the one saying that home runs are boring? Golf balls and aluminum bats? You may as well fire the damn things out of a cannon.

If anyone's interested, I hear seats in the upper deck behind home plate are going for $200 (cowbell not included). I think I'll do laundry instead.

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I think I'll go watch the cement dry on my street. I've been looking forward to having pavement again for six months.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Hi, Chef! The Sun has pics of a Britney wardrobe malfunction. You're welcome. {NOT SAFE FOR WORK!}

sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
 

Does anyone else look at this chick and hear Janice from Friends? Or are all of you too damn cool to admit to seeing that show. Fucking elitists.

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You misunderstand. Sebby's simply advocating that we really test the boundaries of Assumption of Risk, and simultaneously introduce a new wrinkle to the now rich fabric of reality TV. Who wouldn't want to watch that?

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Thank you, thank you very much. TM posted the pic on the adult board. Such great stuff.

I'm waiting for the day that she does Playboy.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

nevermind.

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I'll let you stand in teh outfield for that one. In what dry lakebed to you propose to hold this contest.

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You're right, which is why I said "probably". It seemed logical to me to suggest the person with the most in number would have the most in distance, even without being a baseball fanatic. One extra home run could make up for at least 300-400 feet less distance.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Nice nips.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Haven't you heard? It's all the rage in Hollywood these days to saw your head off and attach it to a stripper's body before hitting the clubs for a big night out.

sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
 

Oh.My.God.Chandler.Bing.

2 things - in order to avoid the washing of the dishes last night, I watched "Who Wants to Marry My Dad?" It's kind of brutal. Last night they had the women go out and get wedding dresses, come home in a limo, get pulled over and told to leave one woman behind. The daughters of this guy (dad) had to pick one woman to just leave in front of this chapel and she was picked up in a hoopty taxi with cans on the back and a sign that said "Just Dumped."
Later in the evening the women had to write their wedding vows in order to be selected for the dinner date. 2 women were taken to the garage for their "lie detector tests" a la that movie I can't remember the name of. They asked both women if they loved the dad and one daughter asked if she preferred dating younger men, to which she responded "yes." She got the boot. Kind of entertaining show in a train wreck kind of way.

Have not yet seen the new "For Love or Money" with the twist of 2 women competing for men and the Rachel bitch from the last show being one of them. Anyone?

London lawyer gets £1M in sex harassment settlement arising from one incident; decides to take the money and run to Australia, where there is no such thing as sexual harassment.

That's two million bucks for "nice tits" and a little drunken dirty talk. Meanwhile, in an alternate universe called the "Ninth Circuit," you can actually grab those Brit tits once without fear, because it's not severe and/or pervasive. Go figure.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

More Cowbell.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

What the hell is this cowbell shit? Are you going to make me watch the All Star game to find out? Bastards.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Christopher Walken SNL Skit

Plaid is bad, and stripes are yipes!!!
 

Such beautiful economy of words, conveying so much. It is all clear to me now. Hys-fucking-terical, Christopher Walken!! And a cowbell! LOL! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! I can hardly breathe for the endless guffaws.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Jesuscriminy. Do you live in a cave? And does that cave not have cable, satellite, or a local NBC broadcast affiliate?

More cowbell. {Windows Media; involves, unsurprisingly, sound.}

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

We childless spinsters leave the house, er, cave on Saturday nights.

I would never have found this googling "cowbell" and "baseball." Maybe the baseball comes in at the end?

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

I'm not the defamer . . . but I do have a certain Harvard-grad/Al-Gore-Roommate-turned-Hollywood-Actor's personal email address.

I also saw this guy at brunch on Sunday at Los Feliz hot spot "Fred 62". (Is that a biscuit near my biscuit?)

http://www.hollywoodauditions.com/Ce...r_macnicol.jpg

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Okay, just how little is he, really?

tm

Photoshop magick for Keira Knightley's King Arthur poster, courtesy of The Defamer.

http://www.defamer.com/topic/keira-knightly-altered.jpg

Notwithstanding the need for enhancement, I still dub Knightley the best. porno. pseudonym. ever.

More on Brit tits
 

The Britney nipple photo is a PhotoShopped fake, says celebrity nude debunker. {The Defamer; no nudity in link.}

• At about 300% (3X) magnification, you can see a large portion above the areola that was obviously blurred using the smudge tool. Magnify a little more, and you can see large portions of the left boob that have been sponged or smudged to try and blend the coloring of the shot together. The big give away here is that this really changed a lot of the shadows of her hair and some locks seemingly stop nowhere.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

We don't have Tivo's either.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

OK, but now that you've seen it, it's pretty f'ing hilarious, eh? Did it ellict a couple of guffaws?

IMHO, it's probably one of the best SNL skits ever. Top 5 for sure.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Yet.

Not to detract from the focus on her TITS, but they also slimmed (on her? Jesus) down her (already pretty nonexistent) tummy, too.

You know I love Atticus, but I don't get the fixation on debunking. I don't need to know its not Brittney's boobies, or that K. was enhanced. I'm only privy to the image, so I don't care how the image differs from reality. I don't see the benefit in knowing the truth. All that matters is the image- why destroy it?

You think he'll tell his kids there is no Santa early on?

Take it to Politics, pal.