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NotFromHere 10-27-2004 05:26 PM

DVD
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Tapes? Hasn't porn moved on to dvd?
Probably not, but remember, there is HD.

Flinty_McFlint 10-27-2004 05:32 PM

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Actually, Flinty, I take it back. A dozen posts with no Heidi. I think you scared her off.

Maybe knowing that you are carrying more than Hank's banner will bring her back.
http://www.zothike.com/zothike2/klume15.jpg

Should keep you happy.

Alex_de_Large 10-27-2004 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is goodvibes' report on the tapes...

bottoming butch-style
Dare I ask?

Replaced_Texan 10-27-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Dare I ask?
It'll be in the report.

dtb 10-27-2004 05:37 PM

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
http://www.zothike.com/zothike2/klume15.jpg

Should keep you happy.
GodDAMN! She is sa-mokin'!

Girls, do you mind if she joins us in Cambodia?

robustpuppy 10-27-2004 05:37 PM

DVD
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Probably not, but remember, there is HD.
Right. Because HD would enhance the erotic viewing experience. No. Thanks.

(I only asked about dvd because I have no vcr, silly.)

NotFromHere 10-27-2004 05:39 PM

DVD
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Right. Because HD would enhance the erotic viewing experience. No. Thanks.

(I only asked about dvd because I have no vcr, silly.)
Seriously, there's no other way to read the cock tattoos.

And to be able to see that almost everyone in the biz has stretch marks somewhere.

Shape Shifter 10-27-2004 05:53 PM

World Series
 
It's impossible for a team to blow a 3-0 lead in a series, right?

Flinty_McFlint 10-27-2004 05:55 PM

World Series
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's impossible for a team to blow a 3-0 lead in a series, right?
I was very interested in the first half of your post, but the ending sucked.

greatwhitenorthchick 10-27-2004 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's always about shoes with you.
Actually, I am not really a shoes girl (although I do like them). For me, it's more about the fucking.

Shape Shifter 10-27-2004 05:58 PM

World Series
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I was very interested in the first half of your post, but the ending sucked.
I'm sure it will be a happy ending for someone.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-27-2004 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Actually, I am not really a shoes girl (although I do like them). For me, it's more about the fucking.
The shoes help though. Especially when she's wearing high heels and she's short and you're tall. Really, without fuck pumps, how am I going to fuck a short girl standing up without the use of a stairwell?

LessinSF 10-27-2004 06:39 PM

Bored?
 
Usher in threesome porn flick - http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-210592c.html

Filter for Vodaphone cell phones sees through dark bikinis - http://asia.cnet.com/news/personalte...9198705,00.htm

Mysterious Japanese woman gives homeless men blowjobs? http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0410/1025angel.html

Gattigap 10-27-2004 07:02 PM

Downloadable Ashlee
 
http://www.defamer.com/topic/ashlee-simpson-ipod.jpg

dc_chef 10-27-2004 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Actually, I am not really a shoes girl (although I do like them). For me, it's more about the fucking.
I can't believe that you've never traveled to DC to grace me with your presence.

Atticus Grinch 10-27-2004 10:38 PM

Somewhere, Walt is smiling a frosty smile.
 
Disneyland to undergo radical depussification.

I guess they finally realized that unilaterally disarming the Jungle Cruise guides was a bad idea --- it is L.A., after all. What they did to "Pirates" was a fuckin' travesty, however. Getting raped by a fat chick is funny!

Atticus Grinch 10-27-2004 10:41 PM

Scott Stapp fucking sucks. His rendition of "God Bless America" made me hate both God and America.

Atticus Grinch 10-27-2004 10:46 PM

If your neighbor invites you to wife swap in the non-reality-TV sense, sometimes it's better to grin and bear it.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-27-2004 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Scott Stapp fucking sucks. His rendition of "God Bless America" made me hate both God and America.
Well, there's a place for you in San Francisco.

Atticus Grinch 10-27-2004 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, there's a place for you in San Francisco.
I run a business of repute
I am the Mayor of this town

Atticus Grinch 10-27-2004 11:31 PM

The annual postseason collapse begins . . . now.

ETA: Steinbrenner summons five Yankees VPs to his Bond villain lair. Does he go with "dropped from blimp," "burned beyond recognition," or "sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads"?

Not Bob 10-27-2004 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The annual postseason collapse begins . . . now.
Apropos of your comment, Albert Pujols seems like he is an exceptionally nice guy (based on the espn story about his charitable activities). If anyone other than Barry Bonds deserves the MVP award, it is he.

Not Bob 10-27-2004 11:41 PM

Holy shit.
 
eom

Tyrone Slothrop 10-27-2004 11:45 PM

Holy shit.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
eom
2

eta: I've been waiting for this since 1975....

Hank Chinaski 10-27-2004 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The annual postseason collapse begins . . . now.

ETA: Steinbrenner summons five Yankees VPs
Two words, cotton uniforms.....

http://www.ciudad.com.ar/online3/00000000000057062.jpg

Not Me 10-28-2004 12:12 AM

Holy shit.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
eom
Now if Arafat and Castro kick it on or before 12/31/04, I would say that 2004 will go down as quite a remarkable year.

spookyfish 10-28-2004 12:14 AM

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!

DINGO: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!

GALAHAD: What is it?

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.

GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail?

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.

VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.

DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
I love that movie.

Not Me 10-28-2004 12:37 AM

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
I love that movie.
Now we know whose sock NYD was. Glad you put her back in the drawer. She was annoying.

Anne Elk 10-28-2004 12:56 AM

Holy shit.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
2

eta: I've been waiting for this since 1975....
3

Pigs can fly and hell is frozen over.

Someone pinch me.

Fugee 10-28-2004 01:05 AM

rant
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I hate being telephone-solicited for money while at work by some perky member of my school's alumni association who tries to be chummy by saying "so I hear you're getting married" in a sing-song voice.
You'd have rather heard "so I hear you're getting divorced" in a sing-song voice from the perky alumni solicitor?

It must be alumni phone solicitation week all over. At least my school uses current students, who are more inclined to be achingly sincere rather than perky.

SlaveNoMore 10-28-2004 02:02 AM

Holy shit.
 
Quote:

Tyrone Slothrop
2

eta: I've been waiting for this since 1975....
No offense or anything, but in 1975, the Big Red Machine actually showed up.

Is Fanueil Hall on fire yet?

Tyrone Slothrop 10-28-2004 02:22 AM

Holy shit.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
No offense or anything, but in 1975, the Big Red Machine actually showed up.

Is Fanueil Hall on fire yet?
1967 Cardinals -- best NL record of the 1960s
1975 Reds -- best NL record of the 1970s
1986 Mets -- best NL record of the 1980s
2004 Cardinals -- best NL record of the millenium

The Cardinals showed up, and got beat by better hitting and better pitching.

dc_chef 10-28-2004 06:02 AM

Holy shit.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
No offense or anything, but in 1975, the Big Red Machine actually showed up.
There's a place in the world for the angry young man
With his working class ties and his radical plans
He refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,
He's always at home with his back to the wall.
And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,
And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-
And he likes to be known as the angry young man.

Give a moment or two to the angry young man,
With his foot in his mouth and his heart in his hand.
He's been stabbed in the back, he's been misunderstood,
It's a comfort to know his intentions are good.
And he sits in a room with a lock on the door,
With his maps and his medals laid out on the floor-
And he likes to be known as the angry young man.

I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
I once believed in causes too,
I had my pointless point of view,
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right.

And there's always a place for the angry young man,
With his fist in the air and his head in the sand.
And he's never been able to learn from mistakes,
So he can't understand why his heart always breaks.
But his honor is pure and his courage as well,
And he's fair and he's true and he's boring as hell-
And he'll go to the grave as an angry old man.

(synthesizer solo)

There's a place in the world for the angry young man
With his working class ties and his radical plans
He refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,
He's always at home with his back to the wall.
And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,
And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-
And he likes to be known as the angry young man.

ThurgreedMarshall 10-28-2004 09:11 AM

Holy shit.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
2

eta: I've been waiting for this since 1975....
Congratulations
It's been a long time coming
Victory is sweet

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 10-28-2004 09:14 AM

Holy shit.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
1967 Cardinals -- best NL record of the 1960s
1975 Reds -- best NL record of the 1970s
1986 Mets -- best NL record of the 1980s
2004 Cardinals -- best NL record of the millenium

The Cardinals showed up, and got beat by better hitting and better pitching.
You have to be fucking kidding me. I'm not going to argue that Boston wasn't the better team, but if you think the Cards showed up, you're nuts. They were absolutely pathetic.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-28-2004 09:15 AM

Holy shit.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop


The Cardinals showed up, and got beat by better hitting and better pitching.
They also got beat by the worst defensive team to ever win a World Series. Nevertheless, congrats.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-28-2004 09:21 AM

Holy shit.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
1967 Cardinals -- best NL record of the 1960s
1975 Reds -- best NL record of the 1970s
1986 Mets -- best NL record of the 1980s
2004 Cardinals -- best NL record of the millenium

The Cardinals showed up, and got beat by better hitting and better pitching.
More to the point:
  • The Cardinals' 105 wins were the most for a National League team since (ta-da) the 1986 Mets (108). And the '86 Mets were the NL's winningest team since (who else?) the 1975 Reds (108).

(source)

But, yeah, the Cardinals didn't show up for four straight games. Just like the Yankees didn't after winning 19-8.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-28-2004 09:23 AM

Holy shit.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They also got beat by the worst defensive team to ever win a World Series. Nevertheless, congrats.
That team was disbanded on July 31.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-28-2004 09:27 AM

Holy shit.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That team was disbanded on July 31.
Poor Nomar. He's just another ballplayer now.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-28-2004 09:31 AM

Holy shit.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Poor Nomar. He's just another ballplayer now.
Although he does get a full WS share. Interesting to see if they give him a ring in April.

Maybe he'll resign with the cubs and help try to end their drought.


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