LawTalkers - Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

If ncs were to have a boner, I'm sure it would be huge. have you seen the nutcase on that girl?

And coltrane, maybe the soft balls and the insensitive nutcase are related. maybe you should consult a medical professional.

notcasesensitive

01-30-2004 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I have yet to hear a single story this year about Super Bowl advertising. (This excludes all the e-mail I'm getting from my father about MoveOn's boycott of CBS, etc.) Have I just been too obsessed with Ted Bruschi's health, or have they gotten over it?

Michael Strahan will be singing on a SUper Bowl commercial. Not sure what he is hawking, but there is a story about it on giants.com if you are interested. I figured I'd wait and be surprised (either that or I didn't care).

Anyone have any extra Viagra lying around? I already used my special occasion reserve.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

01-30-2004 05:01 PM

"Ho Phase"

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
"insensitive nutcase"

Is there a new sock in the house?

NotFromHere

01-30-2004 05:01 PM

Uber bowl

Quote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4079006/

Super Bowl advertisers sack the celebrities
Grappling geezers, online-music pirates to pitch products.
When an average of 140 million people tune into to see the year’s biggest advertising event on Sunday, in addition to watching some football players chasing a ball around the field, they can expect to see a pair of feisty senior citizens fighting over potato chips, real teen-agers talking about their music download problems and a few regular guys dealing with, well, erectile dysfunction disorders.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...01_hmed.h2.jpg

Pretty Little Flower

01-30-2004 05:02 PM

"Ho Phase"

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If ncs were to have a boner, I'm sure it would be huge. have you seen the nutcase on that girl?

And coltrane, maybe the soft balls and the insensitive nutcase are related. maybe you should consult a medical professional.

The only reason I'm responding to this is because I want you to read it again, so you can see what kind of crap you subject the rest of us to.

notcasesensitive

01-30-2004 05:03 PM

"Ho Phase"

Quote:

Please stop discussing the size of my hypothetical boner. I'm really not enjoying it. Though, no doubt, it would be huge.

My sexed-up hipster buzz has now been killed.

But if anyone has extra Viagra lying around, I'll still take some for next time.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-30-2004 05:04 PM

Fashion news

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Please remove corncob from up your ass. It seems to have been shoved up there pretty far, so you may need tongs.

I see you get ballsy when I leave you alone too long.

TM

ltl/fb

01-30-2004 05:04 PM

My shit don't stink like flower's

Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The only reason I'm responding to this is because I want you to read it again, so you can see what kind of crap you subject the rest of us to.

Thanks! I love my crap. The texture, the smell, the taste . . . magnifique!*

*is that spelled correctly? penske was unhelpful via IM on the spelling.

Shape Shifter

01-30-2004 05:05 PM

Some things I've learned

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
oops, pulled a Coltrane.

I don't he he'll mind. Don't bump into fringey on the way to the tissues.

ltl/fb

01-30-2004 05:05 PM

"Ho Phase"

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Please stop discussing the size of my hypothetical boner. I'm really not enjoying it. Though, no doubt, it would be huge.

My sexed-up hipster buzz has now been killed.

But if anyone has extra Viagra lying around, I'll still take some for next time.

that was a compliment!

Did you just call me Coltrane?

01-30-2004 05:06 PM

My shit don't stink like flower's

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The texture

Your jokes are getting cornier by the minute...

Shape Shifter

01-30-2004 05:09 PM

My shit don't stink like flower's

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks! I love my crap. The texture, the smell, the taste . . . magnifique!*

There's a Dutch pimp in Florida who would pay you for this.

ltl/fb

01-30-2004 05:10 PM

Fashion news

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I see you get ballsy when I leave you alone too long.

TM

Apparently bereftness, much like the bubonic plague, produces nodules in the groin area.

Edited for clarity (moved modifying phrase).

Anne Elk

01-30-2004 05:12 PM

Announcement 2

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
John Travolta stuff.

Of all the actors in Hollywood, both he and Tom Cruise have led the most charmed lives. If there was a just God, both of those fuckers would be bagging my groceries instead of raking in $25 million a picture.

Those Scientologists certainly take care of their own.

evenodds

01-30-2004 05:17 PM

Best Junk Mail

Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
E/O,

Don't we need to get you a new little slogan there -- "kicked ass and took sock names" just doesn't have much pizzaz. And I agree that you are special.

Ah, Moriarity, my old nemesis.

I have given up the title of FB Mod, but I am still an admin and I will still kill a wack sock if necessary.

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