LawTalkers - More pie

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Holy fucking shit.

When I see something like that, I get pissed that we're not far more promiscuous animals than we are...

So much fine ass I'll never screw....

She has pretty eyes. I didn't see her ass in that picture.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-20-2006 11:27 AM

Attention: Gray Pubes!

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
There's this new product out that one can use to color one's pubic hair. And it comes in like 5 different colors (including pink ... and if I had any pubic hair, I might be inclined to dye it pink, just to see what it looked like).

Anyway, it's called FunBetty.

What I want to know is, who calls their lady-parts a "betty"?

And are the FBbetties offended?

With the exception of this board, "Betty" went out of style with "box" - around 1998. Its last known use was when Denison Phi Psi pledge Pete Karliss remarked "Damn, look at those betties" to brother Mark "Balls" McCarthy, at which point McCarthy slapped Karliss in the forehead and said "that's fucking cheesy."

sebastian_dangerfield

09-20-2006 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
She has pretty eyes. I didn't see her ass in that picture.

A face that pretty can get away with some ratio problems. So much of it's in the eyes.

Shape Shifter

09-20-2006 11:30 AM

Attention: Gray Pubes!

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I would be concerned about colors running from the pussywipes.

Paisley

09-20-2006 11:32 AM

Ye scurvy dogs

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Not since I got my Sirius, actually. It's all Howard, all the time (except when I'm listening to NFL, CBC or BBC). I miss Kevin and Bean. How is Ralph doing?

Before today, I had no idea that national TLPD was so wide-spread. I really thought it was a KROQ thing.

(Who needs THR/DV when you have Ralph Garman's showbiz news?!)

sebastian_dangerfield

09-20-2006 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
She ain't all that. Her nose is weird. All the pics/chicks posted here look the same. plasticine and slightly off-center.

She has perfect cheekbones and gorgeous eyes. Her nose is a little odd, and she might have a slightly lazy eye. All those little flaws make her even fucking hotter. I like slight defects in the product. It's like a handmade suit.

patentparanyc

09-20-2006 11:33 AM

Attention: Gray Pubes!

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oohhhh that's my new nickname for you FunBetty and I will think of pube dye. ha ha.

patentparanyc

09-20-2006 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She has perfect cheekbones and gorgeous eyes. Her nose is a little odd, and she might have a slightly lazy eye. All those little flaws make her even fucking hotter. I like slight defects in the product. It's like a handmade suit.

When I'm in my "I'm rating you" mode, far be it for me to say but if a chick's face is all out of wack she loses hotness quotient in my book. Eveness and symmetry and balance in features to me contributes in part to beauty and only unusual exceptions really look stunning to that rule. carolyn murphy is a good example she ain't all that now, but her features are fairly even and symmetrical in nature.

ThurgreedMarshall

09-20-2006 11:36 AM

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Fuck her. But what about Tiger's wife?

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/elin_nordegren.jpg

http://www.littletigersworld.com/ima...ren_model6.jpg

TM

patentparanyc

09-20-2006 11:37 AM

Yesterday

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck her. But what about Tiger's wife?

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/elin_nordegren.jpg

http://www.littletigersworld.com/ima...ren_model6.jpg

TM

see? she has symmetrical features. what is her name, Elin Nordgren or something?

sebastian_dangerfield

09-20-2006 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck her. But what about Tiger's wife?

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/elin_nordegren.jpg

http://www.littletigersworld.com/ima...ren_model6.jpg

TM

I would. Her, too.

...and I think my wife'd give me a pass. She'd understand. Who wouldn't?

ltl/fb

09-20-2006 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I would. Her, too.

...and I think my wife'd give me a pass. She'd understand. Who wouldn't?

This board is making me bored with pretty pretty girls. Or I'm cranky because it's early.

patentparanyc

09-20-2006 11:43 AM

Edgy

So Clinton is speaking here today and the other day the President? was here and the UN Gen. Assembly was happening...all Secret Service Agents, hundreds of cops. The whole motorcade thing is making me edgy. It makes feel very post 9/11 again. I mean I love that aspect of NY but it makes me nervous simultaneously as well. Is that normal?

Shape Shifter

09-20-2006 11:48 AM

Attention: Gray Pubes!

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
oohhhh that's my new nickname for you FunBetty and I will think of pube dye. ha ha.

I would not disagree with FunBetty, but she already said she doesn't have pubes. You'll have to think of something else.

nononono

09-20-2006 11:48 AM

Yesterday

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I would. Her, too.

...and I think my wife'd give me a pass. She'd understand. Who wouldn't?

The French woman was much more interesting, and beautiful. This woman looks like a plumped-up Susan Partridge.