Crap
 

I just got some feedback re my behavior at a firm-related wedding. I am sooooo getting fired. Or promoted. The jury is still out. I just really envy people who consistently are normal and fly beneath the radar. No one ever says, "ABBA? Was she even there?" or "it was really nice to chat with ABBA last night. She has some interesting views on politics and I bet she would make a fantastic wife and mother." It's always, "Holy shit -- ABBA was wayyy outrageous last night." Sigh. I blame John Stamos.

cold, just cold
 

Two more things we have in common....come to poppa already.

Crap
 

I blame my behaviour on Rebecca Romijn. Or at least I would like the opportunity to. Unless Charlize comes to her senses.

Crap
 

You've got to give us some details or pictures of this!

cold, just cold
 

That was YOU who tweaked my nipples? Do it harder next time. :)

Crap
 

I certainly hope I am not in any pictures. Let's just say I am incapable of not dancing like a stripper, even when the dance floor contains hot young things comingled with the bride's eldery relatives from Poland. I am also incapable of saying appropriate things and tend to flirt with, like, everyone when drunk. Including a partner -- who was eating it up -- in front of his wife and a former professor.

The one plus is that I did not make out with anyone (that I remember) and did not wake up with some random in my bed* (Mr. Kiss is out of town so I took a "friend" to the wedding.)









*He was on the couch.

Paging Dr. NotBob. Stat.
 

Series tied at two
Drama? Disney suits are thrilled
will go seven games

Crap
 

Who gave you the feedback and was it just a recital of what you did or commentary on the appropriateness of it???

As it was not an actual firm event, anything short of getting a DUI on the way home should be none of the firm's business. But then again this is Minnesota where people who don't even have the excuse of being wingnuts are often seriously tight-assed about "appropriate" behavior.

Joining the Crowd
 

I am the latest FBer to have a dream about Thurgreed. Good grief.

For reasons that made sense in the dream, we had to pretend to be hot and heavy around some people he knew to explain why I had to go scuba diving with him. The diving was a cover for some espionage deal he was doing but it was at night and involved swimming around great white sharks without a cage. The whole dream was about how afraid I was of diving at night (I get claustrophobic if I don't have good visibility) and of the sharks but I was going to do it.

I don't need Gwinky to interpret this dream. I am anxious and fearful about a career development and that's holding me up in getting it started. I think Thurgreed was only in it because it had popped into my head that day to pray for him.

Crap
 

This sock is getting much better.

Joining the Crowd
 

that is so hot.

A few comments on recent FB things
 

This watch is really cool. I just may order it. Thanks for the posting it Ollie.


Sunny

PS-in a hard-fought election in my tiny town (where the mayoral race was a tie at 60-60 votes and I forgot to vote and actually could have been the deciding vote) a former manager of the Ramones was elected to the Town Council. As small as my town is, it's not that hard to win an election though.

[edited to change photo to link b/c it was fucking with my margins. ncs]

Sopranos
 

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So, I'm not a big Sopranos fan, but the Bunnyman is. It's become our Sunday night ritual though to go get dinner and then watch the Sopranos while I drink wine praying to fall asleep before someone gets their head blown off. Last night was the worst eposiode of TV (of any program) I have ever seen. What was up with that whole dream thing? In my opinion that is the worst thing that any program can ever do. part of what I disliked about Alli McBeal. So, my question is, did anyone like the dream stuff, or whas that universally horrible episode. I'm terribly afraid that the critics will love it and it all sent over my head.

I"m resolving to be a better bunny
 

My local newspaper had this on the front page yesterday. Just a photograph of a decimated vehicle with only a caption and no story. For some reason, I can't quite put my finger on, I found this terribly offensive. A shocking reminder of how fragile life actually is. I am sorry for your loss.

Sopranos
 

spoiler









A few seasons ago, Tony had a long strange dream when he realized he had to kill one of his friends. He is sort of looking at a similar decision now. But I thought it was a wasted episode, and this season has been marginally acceptable, at best. This wasn't worth the years it took them to do it.

AC Slater's Wife
 

Sometimes photographers use devices that reflect light coming from one direction, in another direction. Not to say that she's not airbrushed, but your point isn't really a point.

TM

For Me, All Is Lawful
 

Translation: Yes. Every hour is happy hour at Rawhide.

TM

Sweet, Creamy Ice Cream
 

If Beck had done a cover of AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" on Midnite Vultures, it would sound like Bing Ji Ling's cover of the song. If this song does not make you want to fuck, you probably are not all that into fucking anyway.

Crap
 

So where were you?

Sweet, Creamy Ice Cream
 

have you seen the Plymouth Voyager commercial that uses this cover? it really makes you move.

Fertility
 

I thought that Thurgreed should know that women with an hourglass-shaped figures are apparently, per some study that there was an article about in the Economist, more fertile than other women.

Be careful out there!

ETA Plymouth Voyagers are so hot.

Fertility
 

EATA Good morning!

Motherfucker! Apparently I'm not awake yet, b/c that was not an edit.

Fertility
 

I bet the writers for the Economist know everything there is to know about hourglass-shaped women and fucking them.

Joining the Crowd
 

http://www.woodlandmedia.com/graphics2/confused.gif

http://www.bradthegame.com/jones/confused-dog.jpg

http://www.businessforyou.com/catalo...s/confused.jpg

http://civitas-stl.com/Tutorial/pictures/confused.jpg

TM

Fertility
 

You are going to cause the posting of the picture of that math or physics woman again.

Maybe the people who ran the study were cooler and more fuckable than Economist writers.

Fertility
 

Does the article say anything about their dream sequences?

TM

Fertility
 

If it makes you feel any better, I saw that article, thought of you, yet did not have a sex dream about you (or any other kind of dream about you). But I am no Jessica Rabbit.

Fertility
 

Hmmmm. Interesting.

I don't know what to tell you other than, if you were having dreams about me (sex or otherwise), I would pray for you.

TM

Fertility
 

Query for the wingnuts: If someone who is definitely headed for hell prays for me, does it do me any good? Or does it work against me?

Fertility
 

At the very least, it will make things interesting.

Sweet, Creamy Ice Cream
 

You are such a bitter, petty little man. I am sorry I reminded you about Lust For Life being in that cruise ship commercial. I am sorry that my spin teacher also plays that song. I know you feel that the song is now tainted, but you should not feel that way. It is a good song. It stands on its own, even if couples from the suburbs like to jet ski to it on TV while an enormous cruise ship floats in the background. A song is not a bad song just because some bad people like it. If the Plymouth Voyager ever uses the Bing Ji Ling cover of AC/DC for its commercial, the song will still make me want to fuck. The fact that it will then make me want to fuck in a steamed up Plymouth Voyager is of no consequence. I mean, a fuck is a fuck.

Costume Suggestions?
 

I'm attending a cops/criminals costume party next weekend. Any suggestions?

I was thinking Sideshow Bob, but I have no idea how I could replicate that hair.

Sometimes I wish I was on the East Coast
 

So that I, too, could see Mini-Kiss.

(Spree: little people Kiss impersonators).

We don't have that here. Though we do have an all-male Go Gos cover band called "We've Got the Meat," which is something, I suppose.

Costume Suggestions?
 

Sideshow Bob is an excellent idea, but Snake would be easier to replicate and you could just say things like "you'll never make it stick, dude", "I'm going to toootally kill you, dude" etc.

Costume Suggestions?
 

Are you going with someone else or going alone?

Costume Suggestions?
 

Yes, the advantage of Snake is that I can get away with talking like an evil valley girl...

Costume Suggestions?
 

The GF was thinking Tonya Harding*, but I don't really want to be Jeff Gilooolololooooololy and carry around a pipe.

*worst breats EVER. Like two bananas.

Fertility
 

Eeeeek! I'm calling my gyn.

First the dearth of pretty non-ho bras that fit, and now this.

Crap
 

On the couch.

Crap
 

Where were y'all's clothes?