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Penske_Account 08-18-2006 05:57 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Adder
Please only post here in English. Or Spanish, German, French, Ojibwe, or any other actual language.
STP.

patentparanyc 08-18-2006 05:57 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not a clue. That action freaks me out. I hear that thing running, I go into the basement and drink...
it's quite loud. I felt cowlike...and like Kate Beckinsale I was prolific ounces upon ounces, 7 months pumping for each kid.

spookyfish 08-18-2006 05:58 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Well that is because she is MENSA and a model and white don't you get it? hmmm? I mean gosh golly people what is left to validate?
We've all seen her in a red french-cut.

'nuff said.

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 05:59 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's got one of those pumps. I can get you all you need, but no C.O.D. or Paypal shit.

Wire.
Eh, I don't like having to go to the trouble of re-heating it. I posted an ad on Craigs List for a new wet nurse. We'll see what comes of it. sts.

str8outavannuys 08-18-2006 06:00 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
You are correct, sir.
He's very handsome -- we gotta start making some money off that.

Picture below specifically selected to make GWNC nostalgic.

http://static.flickr.com/84/218691088_450be5fa05.jpg

Adder 08-18-2006 06:01 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No Googling here. You hear me?
Huh?

dtb 08-18-2006 06:02 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
No. I don't think that is the way to soul perfection or nirvana or the gates of heaven. I am saying I am becoming a better person trying to attain being a more giving soul. doesn't mean because I am on this giving bender I am morally superior. But it does make me multi dimensional and more complex than when I was single. when I was single all I had to worry about was me, and my outfit for that day and like my little social life. and my little interests. Now it is big time complex....layers of figuring things out on many levels.
That's great that you are pleased with your life's choices - I'm pretty sure I speak for the oval of oafishness when I say that no one has a quarrel with that. What they have a quarrel with is your apparent belief (again, I honestly don't think you believe this) that everyone else must rank life's choices the same way you do.

Some people shouldn't become parents. If a person recognizes that about him/herself and avoids parenthood, I respect that a whole lot more than someone who has a child because s/he was trying to live up to someone else's ideal of what a "complete" life is.

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 06:02 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
it's quite loud. I felt cowlike...and like Kate Beckinsale I was prolific ounces upon ounces, 7 months pumping for each kid.
That's where the Es give you the advantage.

Replaced_Texan 08-18-2006 06:04 PM
Snakes on a Plane
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm really afraid of them. When I first moved in with my wife she had 2 cats. I hate cats. Anyway, I had a dream where one of the cats, Mavis, was trapped in a field full of snakes and I bravely walked in and rescued her. wifey knew then that I must love her to do that for her cat.

AON- I went to visit a client in Asheville NC. the company had relocated from Mi. Anyway we went golfing and these guys were telling stories of seeing Mocassins in the ponds, having rallte snakes cross the cart path in front of them and all over the woods. Why would you golf in the south? I didn't even try to find any balls in the woods.
The copperhead incident happened when I was ten. I was running outside around twilight in bare feet and stepped on one. Fortunately, I felt it and managed to teleport to the porch before it bit me, but I didn't go outside for the rest of the summer.

I've probably encountered a good dozen snakes in the wild since then--all triggering teleportation--but most terrifying was when I was at my family's ranch maybe five few years back. I was in the kitchen, and I looked up to see a seven foot black snake slithering down the kitchen window. I couldn't tell which side of the glass it was on. I screamed like there was no tomorrow and jumped on my mother's back when she came in to see what the ruckus was all about. My dad ran out with a hoe and there are still divot marks on the porch from where he and the snake did battle. Turns out that there was a bird's nest on the ledge above the window and the snake crawled up there to have some lunch.

Friend of mine whose ranch is outside of Dallas heard something during dinner, told his wife not to move, got a gun, and shot a bunch of times under the dinng room table. Killed a rattlesnake and put a lot of holes in his floor.

I'm totally not going to sleep next week.

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 06:08 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
That's great that you are pleased with your life's choices - I'm pretty sure I speak for the oval of oafishness when I say that no one has a quarrel with that. What they have a quarrel with is your apparent belief (again, I honestly don't think you believe this) that everyone else must rank life's choices the same way you do.

Some people shouldn't become parents. If a person recognizes that about him/herself and avoids parenthood, I respect that a whole lot more than someone who has a child because s/he was trying to live up to someone else's ideal of what a "complete" life is.
In fairness, Hank's wife thought that it would be a mistake for him to be a parent, with his history of.....well, you know the sordid tale......which is why* she avoided sex with him before and after they were married, but we both agree, he has done fine in the role of non-biological "dad". People can grow into it.


eta: *actually, it was one of many reasons. nuf said.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-18-2006 06:09 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
He's very handsome -- we gotta start making some money off that.

Picture below specifically selected to make GWNC nostalgic.

http://static.flickr.com/84/218691088_450be5fa05.jpg
oohhh! I am totally nostalgic!

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 06:10 PM
so, what time is the big date?
 
[eom]

Shape Shifter 08-18-2006 06:10 PM
Snakes on a Plane
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The copperhead incident happened when I was ten. I was running outside around twilight in bare feet and stepped on one. Fortunately, I felt it and managed to teleport to the porch before it bit me, but I didn't go outside for the rest of the summer.

I've probably encountered a good dozen snakes in the wild since then--all triggering teleportation--but most terrifying was when I was at my family's ranch maybe five few years back. I was in the kitchen, and I looked up to see a seven foot black snake slithering down the kitchen window. I couldn't tell which side of the glass it was on. I screamed like there was no tomorrow and jumped on my mother's back when she came in to see what the ruckus was all about. My dad ran out with a hoe and there are still divot marks on the porch from where he and the snake did battle. Turns out that there was a bird's nest on the ledge above the window and the snake crawled up there to have some lunch.

Friend of mine whose ranch is outside of Dallas heard something during dinner, told his wife not to move, got a gun, and shot a bunch of times under the dinng room table. Killed a rattlesnake and put a lot of holes in his floor.

I'm totally not going to sleep next week.
Good thing they weren't on a plane.

Pretty Little Flower 08-18-2006 06:10 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No it's not. You live; you die. You do something and collect money, friends and family in between and get yer ya yas out. If you do it right, you leave with a smile.
I'm not sure whose lyrics there are, but they are heavy stuff. The last part -- maybe the Dead?

Pretty Little Flower 08-18-2006 06:14 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not a clue. That action freaks me out. I hear that thing running, I go into the basement and drink...
You hear the sink running and you go into the basement and drink. I think you took one too many trips down Lysergia Way back in your youth. You're all freaked out these days.

patentparanyc 08-18-2006 06:15 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
That's great that you are pleased with your life's choices - I'm pretty sure I speak for the oval of oafishness when I say that no one has a quarrel with that. What they have a quarrel with is your apparent belief (again, I honestly don't think you believe this) that everyone else must rank life's choices the same way you do.

Some people shouldn't become parents. If a person recognizes that about him/herself and avoids parenthood, I respect that a whole lot more than someone who has a child because s/he was trying to live up to someone else's ideal of what a "complete" life is.
It isn't what society dictates to you should be a complete life it is that the feeling of having been enriched by your mate and your kids is a good feeling. Those that shouldn't have kids? Then don't. It's not about pleasing society or pleasing my rigid views of what makes people happy. It is about ironically enough about trying to cut thru the vapid shit like pucci dresses and red hi cuts and getting to what is real.

At the end of the day do I give a fuck that she wants to die alone with cats? I'm very cranky right now. sorry dtb.

Pretty Little Flower 08-18-2006 06:20 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
It isn't what society dictates to you should be a complete life it is that the feeling of having been enriched by your mate and your kids is a good feeling. Those that shouldn't have kids? Then don't. It's not about pleasing society or pleasing my rigid views of what makes people happy. It is about ironically enough about trying to cut thru the vapid shit like pucci dresses and red hi cuts and getting to what is real.

At the end of the day do I give a fuck that she wants to die alone with cats? I'm very cranky right now. sorry dtb.
I'm pretty sure you do not know what vapid means, but I appreciate that you acknowledge the irony of your critiquing the label-name-dropping tendencies of others. As for the Pucci dress, you know not of what you speak. It is truly something to behold. If I could slim down a bit, I would consider wearing it.

Adder 08-18-2006 06:24 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
It isn't what society dictates to you should be a complete life it is that the feeling of having been enriched by your mate and your kids is a good feeling. ... It is about ironically enough about trying to cut thru the vapid shit like pucci dresses and red hi cuts and getting to what is real.
Is English not your first language? 'Cause if not, I will leave you alone. But if it is, you make no fucking sense 50% of the time (and I am talking only about your ability to express an idea, not the logic of the idea expressed).

Hint: at least throw in a random comma or something.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-18-2006 06:28 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
He's very handsome -- we gotta start making some money off that.

Picture below specifically selected to make GWNC nostalgic.

http://static.flickr.com/84/218691088_450be5fa05.jpg
They look terrified. What did you do to force them on to the back of that giant swan?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-18-2006 06:30 PM
Snakes on a Plane
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister and I vie for who is more terrified of snakes. I think that I should win since I actually had a near death experience involving a copperhead and my bare foot, but I will conceed that she was there during my most recent encounter with a snake (four or five foot black thing that hopped out of the grass that we had just been standing in) and her snake triggered teleportation powers are nearly as honed as mine are.

So of course, we've managed to con each other into seeing a movie that will scare the ever loving shit out of us.

To gear up for the movie we're going to the snake house at the zoo and then we'll head to the multiplex on Sunday. Of course, we're inviting all of our friends.

I don't know if anyone's left in Houston, but if you wanna watch us clinging on to each other for dear life, lemme know and I'll send you the eVite.
If you want to face your fears, I seem to recall that Flower has an anaconda that he might let you wrestle. I know Minn. is a long way to go, but is it too far for your psychological health?

Retard 08-18-2006 06:32 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
It isn't what society dictates to you should be a complete life it is that the feeling of having been enriched by your mate and your kids is a good feeling. Those that shouldn't have kids? Then don't. It's not about pleasing society or pleasing my rigid views of what makes people happy. It is about ironically enough about trying to cut thru the vapid shit like pucci dresses and red hi cuts and getting to what is real.

At the end of the day do I give a fuck that she wants to die alone with cats? I'm very cranky right now. sorry dtb.
I may be a Retard, but at least I know how to spell "Gucci."

str8outavannuys 08-18-2006 06:33 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
They look terrified. What did you do to force them on to the back of that giant swan?
He was terrified in fact, or at least very uncomfortable in the life vest, and Mrs. Str8 was preoccupied trying to get them back on terra firma. Pictures of me and E floating around the lazy river at the MGM are similar.

Sidd Finch 08-18-2006 06:35 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Apparently orgasms from giving head, I give her points for that.

Points? Hell -- that's game, set, match.

Replaced_Texan 08-18-2006 06:39 PM
Snakes on a Plane
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If you want to face your fears, I seem to recall that Flower has an anaconda that he might let you wrestle. I know Minn. is a long way to go, but is it too far for your psychological health?
Heh. Favorite review quote so far:
Quote:
And if these “Snakes” have any box office legs beyond opening Thursday and Friday returns, expect to see the [scary thing 1] + [scary thing 2] formula replicated ad nauseum for the next couple of years.

Personally, I can’t wait for “Spiders on a Clown,” or “Public Speaking in Front of Sharks.”

Sidd Finch 08-18-2006 06:41 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
When I was single, while fun and did have more to spend on mememememememmemememe I feel that I was self absorbed and narcissitic a bit

I should STP. No doubt many have commented on this. But, still.

'nuff said.

Sidd Finch 08-18-2006 06:44 PM
Snakes on a Plane
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The copperhead incident happened when I was ten. I was running outside around twilight in bare feet and stepped on one. Fortunately, I felt it and managed to teleport to the porch before it bit me, but I didn't go outside for the rest of the summer.

I've probably encountered a good dozen snakes in the wild since then--all triggering teleportation--but most terrifying was when I was at my family's ranch maybe five few years back. I was in the kitchen, and I looked up to see a seven foot black snake slithering down the kitchen window. I couldn't tell which side of the glass it was on. I screamed like there was no tomorrow and jumped on my mother's back when she came in to see what the ruckus was all about. My dad ran out with a hoe and there are still divot marks on the porch from where he and the snake did battle. Turns out that there was a bird's nest on the ledge above the window and the snake crawled up there to have some lunch.

Friend of mine whose ranch is outside of Dallas heard something during dinner, told his wife not to move, got a gun, and shot a bunch of times under the dinng room table. Killed a rattlesnake and put a lot of holes in his floor.

I'm totally not going to sleep next week.

I have a crippling phobia of snakes. Ugh -- i can't even watch the ads for that movie.

Plus, I fly a lot, and often on red-eyes. I really, really, really do not need to be thinking about snakes on the plane.

I will not be joining you.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-18-2006 06:45 PM
Snakes on a Plane
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Heh. Favorite review quote so far:
Quote:
And if these “Snakes” have any box office legs beyond opening Thursday and Friday returns, expect to see the [scary thing 1] + [scary thing 2] formula replicated ad nauseum for the next couple of years.

Personally, I can’t wait for “Spiders on a Clown,” or “Public Speaking in Front of Sharks.”
"Trapped in an elevator with Patentpara and Sunnybunny."

Arghhhhhhhh!

Hank Chinaski 08-18-2006 06:53 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm pretty sure you do not know what vapid means, but I appreciate that you acknowledge the irony of your critiquing the label-name-dropping tendencies of others. As for the Pucci dress, you know not of what you speak. It is truly something to behold. If I could slim down a bit, I would consider wearing it.
I remember visiting friends in NY. I thought they were misguided when I saw them buy 15$ a pound coffe while they lived in rathole, since they couldn't afford more rent. I had no problem with expensive coffee once they had an adequate home.

If I understand PP, she is making a similar point: once you have achieved the husband and children then, and only then, can one devote time to label shopping without being vapid.

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 06:54 PM
Snakes on a Plane
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
"Trapped in an elevator with Patentpara and Sunnybunny."

Arghhhhhhhh!
Sounds kinky.

Shape Shifter 08-18-2006 06:58 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I remember visiting friends in NY. I thought they were misguided when I saw them buy 15$ a pound coffe while they lived in rathole, since they couldn't afford more rent. I had no problem with expensive coffee once they had an adequate home.

If I understand PP, she is making a similar point: once you have achieved the husband and children then, and only then, can one devote time to label shopping without being vapid.
Why should I live in a rathole AND drink crap coffee? It's not like the $7/month I would save is going to get me a terraced condo on Central Park West.

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 07:00 PM
did you feel that?
 
I sense an imminent disturbance in the force....

tmdiva 08-18-2006 07:01 PM
Two things
 
Mazel tov, Sebby!

And grunion = fish (not grunt + minion, as someone posited).

tm

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 07:01 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why should I live in a rathole AND drink crap coffee? .
Penance for your shit stirring.

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 07:02 PM
Two things
 
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
Mazel tov, Sebby!

And grunion = fish (not grunt + minion, as someone posited).

tm
No offence, Sidd told me that Wikipedia is not reliable source material. Do you have another cite?

Shape Shifter 08-18-2006 07:02 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Penance for your shit stirring.
I think this needs a hyphen. dtb? Are you still here?

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 07:09 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think this needs a hyphen. dtb? Are you still here?
Whom?

dtb 08-18-2006 07:18 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think this needs a hyphen. dtb? Are you still here?
It needs some kind of punctuation. If I were a world-class book editor, I would go with the hyphen.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-18-2006 07:19 PM
Mask and snorkle?
 
Looks like Coltrane made best of craigslist before he got married. And she still married him. GGG (in the Dan Savage sense), indeed.

Replaced_Texan 08-18-2006 07:21 PM
Mask and snorkle?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Looks like Coltrane made best of craigslist before he got married. And she still married him. GGG (in the Dan Savage sense), indeed.
Maybe he was chopping onions for the chicken and beans beforehand?

dtb 08-18-2006 07:23 PM
Mask and snorkle?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Maybe he was chopping onions for the chicken and beans beforehand?
You know, I have no idea what this is referring to, but I laughed anyway.


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