LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by evenodds
Where was your tantric sex sock yesterday when I needed it to explain why sex without orgasm is entirely overrated . . .

Oh, sorry, he was busy taking depositions with Lady Val.

SlaveNoMore

05-06-2003 04:14 PM

Smokin' Stork

While we're on children...

How hysterical is this topless photo of uber-preggo Catherine Zeta-Jones puffing away on a Marlboro? Guess she's traded in that "mommies against smoking" award for an Oscar.

Not posting any links - she and Michael and sending cease and desist letters to every website in town.

not7yS

Penske_Account

05-06-2003 04:15 PM

Hattrick!

Ooh baby, somebody stop me!!!

Keep it up, asshat -Not7yS

Not Bob

05-06-2003 04:15 PM

Educate me, Puckheads

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Bashing my over-simplified definition of "icing"

Thrashers(finally, a topic that I know something about. Shoes? I own 5 pair of heels, 3 of them in the same style in the necessary colors of blue, black and brown)Fan

I only have 5 pairs of heels, too. Uh, did I say that out loud?

Anyway, I am not a huge Ottowa fan (though I dislike the Flyers and the Devils even more), but some of the goals they scored last night were simply things of beauty. So-called "finesse hockey" is often mocked, and maybe rightly so, but the Senators' power-play passing was incredible. Mister Bean had no chance at stopping some of those shots. And the Sens finally showed some grit in dealing with Philly's goons.

bilmore

05-06-2003 04:16 PM

First post on the new page!

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Woo hoo, how sweet it is!!!

I think it's very healthy to set your own "success" threshhold at an achievable level.

Penske_Account

05-06-2003 04:17 PM

Smokin' Stork

Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
While we're on children...

Get off the kids Slave, this isn't Neverland.

Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore Not posting any links - she and Michael and sending cease and desist letters to every website in town.

not7yS

Ever hear of email, you greedy S.O.B.!!

Gattigap

05-06-2003 04:18 PM

Hattrick!

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Ooh baby, somebody stop me!!!

Proving that each Moderator has em's own effective shelf life.

Replaced_Texan

05-06-2003 04:18 PM

Speaking of kids....

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Also, the few parents who do feel this -- who actually think that having Junior was a mistake, ruined their marraige, kept them from pitching for the Mets, etc. -- know that an overwhelming wave of social disapproval will bury them if they even hint at such a feeling.

My 18 year old cousin came home from college for Christmas break and impregnated his 17 year old girlfriend, who graduates from highschool this month. He was advocating abortion for awhile, but I think that they're ultimately going to put the kid up for adoption. I don't think that any one (especially the members of our family, if we can stop laughing about it) is going to blame either kid for admitting that the kid is a HUGE mistake. We're also not going to condemn her for deciding to go ahead and keep it if she goes that route.

bilmore

05-06-2003 04:18 PM

Smokin' Stork

Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Not posting any links - she and Michael and sending cease and desist letters to every website in town.

First you tell us you're NOT doing something, followed by the best reason for DOING it? Strange, man . . .

ThurgreedMarshall

05-06-2003 04:20 PM

(Smacked with a) POLL

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Originally posted by bilmore
I remember what happened on this board the last time conversation went down the kid-based "your life sucks!" - "no, YOUR life sucks!!" path, and I wonder if maybe TM could start a new poll or something, unrelated to kids.

Actually, I was thinking on another (lower) level.

Name the absolute worst behavior you've witnessed of (your own or) someone's else's kids that made you want to smack those little fuckers. I've found that when I want to smack the kids I want to smack the parents 10 times harder.

Mine: Was walking down a street behind a mother and child. The child kept asking her mother if they could get McDonalds. The mother kept replying, "No, dear. We have to get to [wherever]."

After 5 minutes, the child stopped (in front of McDonalds), folded her arms, sat down and said, "I WANT MCDONALDS. AND I WANT IT NOW!"

It was all I could do to not beat the kid myself.

The mother then bent over, took the child's hand, said, "Okay," and walked right into McDonalds.

It was all I could do to not beat the parent myself.

Thurgreed(my mother would have left my ass there -- not kidding)Marshall

Penske_Account

05-06-2003 04:24 PM

I don't want one of yo mamma's burgers

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"I WANT MCDONALDS. AND I WANT IT NOW!"

Thurgreed(my mother would have left my ass there -- not kidding)Marshall

MACDONOOOOS!

paigowprincess

05-06-2003 04:24 PM

Smokin' Stork

Quote:

Originally posted by bilmore
First you tell us you're NOT doing something, followed by the best reason for DOING it? Strange, man . . .

While standing on line at the supermarket the other day , I saw that Star has the "exclusive" first photos of the little zeta douglas. What is with these people that they are selling pics of this (and their wedding)? Arent they worth like a half billion or something? Is nothing sacred?

I will admit that I almost bought it for the spread (no pun ) on "celibrity cellulite". cover had this skinny chick (didnt see who ) in a thong with the dimpliest ass you ever saw. hilarious.

greatwhitenorthchick

05-06-2003 04:25 PM

Educate me, Puckheads

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan

Should any player of a team, equal or superior in numerical strength to the opposing team, shoot, bat or deflect the puck from his own half of the ice beyond the goal line of the opposing team, play shall be stopped and the puck faced-off at the end face-off spot of the offending team, unless on the play, the puck shall have entered the net of the opposing team, in which case the goal shall be allowed.

:cheers:

Yes, but the better question to you is (b/c you're a girl, right?) who is hotter?

Todd Bertuzzi or Darcy Tucker?
Jason Arnott or Mike Modano?
Joe Sakic or Steve Yzerman?

Your answers aren't critical. I'm just squirrelly.

paigowprincess

05-06-2003 04:26 PM

(Smacked with a) POLL

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Actually, I was thinking on another (lower) level.

Name the absolute worst behavior you've witnessed of (your own or) someone's else's kids that made you want to smack those little fuckers. I've found that when I want to smack the kids I want to smack the parents 10 times harder.

Mine: Was walking down a street behind a mother and child. The child kept asking her mother if they could get McDonalds. The mother kept replying, "No, dear. We have to get to [wherever]."

After 5 minutes, the child stopped (in front of McDonalds), folded her arms, sat down and said, "I WANT MCDONALDS. AND I WANT IT NOW!"

It was all I could do to not beat the kid myself.

The mother then bent over, took the child's hand, said, "Okay," and walked right into McDonalds.

It was all I could do to not beat the parent myself.

Thurgreed(my mother would have left my ass there -- not kidding)Marshall

I would send that kid bac kto from whence it came.

I remember being at the Stamford train station and this mean lady had two little kids running around and she just stood there yelling "get the fuck back here, motherfuckers". I was readdy to call social services.

spookyfish

05-06-2003 04:27 PM

Smokin' Stork

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
While standing on line at the supermarket the other day , I saw that Star has the "exclusive" first photos of the little zeta douglas. What is with these people that they are selling pics of this (and their wedding)? Arent they worth like a half billion or something? Is nothing sacred?

I will admit that I almost bought it for the spread (no pun ) on "celibrity cellulite". cover had this skinny chick (didnt see who ) in a thong with the dimpliest ass you ever saw. hilarious.

I think if you put those two scenarios together, you have the answer. The stars want to control the types of images the public will see of them. If given the choice, wouldn't you rather have a photographer of your choice take the photos that get released to the public and then control which of those gets disseminated, rather than have some jerk-off in the tree branches with a telephoto taking them and then selecting the most unflattering ones?

If they are smart, they then donate the $ to a charity of their choice.

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