Suck it
 

But do you take out the garbage?

eta, that yes, the Dyson's suck - in the not good sense of the word. Get a Kirby.

I hate Chris Chelios, but even he probably doesn't call them "jai-rows."
 

Any time, Coltrane, any time. I am, after all, NOT BOB!! The goody-goodiest poster in all the land!

And, for the 3 other posters (and thousands of lurkers -- right?) who care, it's time for the Stanley Cup, Game Seven Edition of NHL Playoff Haiku:

Who will hoist the Cup?
unless God hates Canada,
Jarome Iginla.

May I ask you all a silly question?
 

Nope. I'm still thumbing through TSE for ideas. Why?

May I ask you all a silly question?
 

I invented that.

Suck it
 

Who are you, patentpara? It figures you would recommend an even more expensive vacuum cleaner. It's a freakin' vacuum cleaner. Ty has kids to educate and a dog to keep in organic kibble, for jimmy's sake.

Suck it
 

Last I heard he was a Bay Area lawyer for chrissakes. He's rolling in the dough. He's buried under a mountain of it! If he can't afford a freaking Kirby vacuum (or at least one with the serial numbers filed off) then he should give up his membership card and move to Montana.

eta - and who the hell is patentpara and what the hell is a Friendly's?

Suck it
 

I have fond thoughts of the Kirby, based upon a combination of repeated viewings of "The Brave Little Toaster," and operating a HUGE self-propelled 1930's-era Kirby at my Aunt Mildred's as a wee Not Bobby. That sucker (ha! I kill me!) could have been a tow truck on its days off.

May I ask you all a silly question?
 

The skins quote reminded me of the Grand Puba lyric:

Nowadays I'm on some extra, be careful shit
I take precaution, before I slide up in the slit
Man fuck that I put aluminum foil on my dick
Cause if you catch it, boy that shit'll kick you quick
Better yet, you can pass me a Ziplock
A bag of boom, and a 40 then some boot knock
I get stiff and it's hard like Charles Bronson
It's kinda fucked up what happened to Magic Johnson
But anyway, you know the resume
Time to drop the Girbauds and parlay, HEY
I rock the world over big body girls
Won't hit the skinz if she gotta jheri curl
cause when I jump into my thing I make the bedspring sing
And you can ask my old fling, who's the bedroom king?
Hit the skinz hard, she'll hang on to the bedpost
Then I drop my load, get up and make some french toast
Run and get the paper and it won't be the Post
After that you know the flavor I'm ghost!

Damn. He was the man. Amazing how they just fall off just like *that.*

TM

Suck it
 

Thank god I don't keep up with the Jones' like you. Fuck. If I knew which vacuum cleaners were designer cleaners I'd fucking shoot myself throught the D&G label on my chest.

Not Bob. He cares.
 

"patentparanyc" is (was?) a poster who, according to some, wrote posts that were perhaps a bit too name-brand conscious. Some, in fact, even called her a label ho, though that was (IMO) too strong.

"Friendly's" is a wonderful, magical place. Ice cream. Hamburgers. Attractive young waitresses in polyester. Ah, Friendly's.

I hate Chris Chelios, but even he probably doesn't call them "jai-rows."
 

Who will hoist the cup?
Martin St. Louis, that's who!!!
And Cherry gets fired

May I ask you all a silly question?
 

I think she is making the joke that being a man and liking cats are mutually exclusive.* Which is such a fucking funny joke that we are all rolling on the floor laughing right now.

* Only she is too dumb to know what mutually exclusive means.

Suck it
 

Dude, please. You can't vacuum the german sports car with a $99 hoover from sears. Please. What would the neighbors say?

Not Bob. He cares.
 

Fried food and ice cream. How is that different from Denny's? Is it the Jimmies?

Not Bob. He cares.
 

At Friendly's they dont give you a toy with your meal. So they tend to get sued a lot less.