How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
 

how the tabloids say festive re: Katie Couric

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/katie-c...r-20060830.php

What do you do with a BA in English?
 

Joe, I've told you it's over. Release me from your kung fu grip.

What do you do with a BA in English?
 

I think with a BA in English or Poli Sci you could become a paralegal.

Weather Report
 

It is not raining.

Weather Report
 

you're wrong.

Weather Report
 

But, it is overcast.

Weather Report
 

Yes, but there's also no humidity. This is a good thing.

Pigs are back, Back Again...
 

Pigs in a blanket are back!!!!:

[I never liked them tho]

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/30/di...=1&oref=slogin

Weather Report
 

There's no humidity in San Francisco. OTOH, crazy people try to run you down with their SUVs (hi Burger!).

How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
 

38E?

Weather Report
 

Jesus Christ.

Hmph. And ya'll give me shit for my driving.

Aside from the bunny rabbit two years ago, who I still feel guilty about, and a gazillion bugs (but not counting the snowflakes I thought were bugs), I've never come even close to hitting a pedestrian.

How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
 

LOL, that is what the tag says Babycakes. I woulda let u verify but I'd spare you that. ha.

Pencil-necked Polygamist
 

• LAS VEGAS, Nevada (CNN) -- A paper license tag, a salad and stories that didn't make sense pricked the suspicions of a state trooper who stopped the car of a wanted fugitive polygamist in Las Vegas.
  
  But it was the pumping carotid artery in the neck of Warren Steed Jeffs that convinced Nevada Highway Patrolman Eddie Dutchover that he had cornered someone big.

He would've gotten away if he wore the correct collar size.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/LAW/08/3...t.jeffs.ap.jpg

How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
 

I think penske has volunteered.

How Tabloids Say "Festive!"
 

I know, scarily enough. he is not.afraid. I am sure TM will take him to task on that one/have a talking to about that. December, baby.